There's A Monster In The Basement!

Dedicated to whoever doesn't get the fuck off my stage ;).

WHOSE $TAGE IS IT ANYWAYS?

Dedicated to Johnny...(because he doesn't need a golden fiddle to play in Texas.)
Sample courtesy of Primus - Devil Went Down to Georgia 
Ask Grant who's the best there's ever been...I promise he will say Lincoln...NOT TRUMP.

Simply The Best

Original song produced by Anno Domini Nation. (Anno Domini Nation - Contraband)

I'M NOT BUGS BUNNY ALL YOU RABBIT KID RAPPERS...IDGAF ABOUT HOW MANY CARROTS ARE AROUND YOUR NECK AND NEITHER DO PEOPLE IN AFRICA DYING OVER THEM... (BLACK LIVES MATTER RIGHT?)

NOBODY GIVES A FUCK ABOUT YOUR CHAIN (Prod. AnnoDominiNation)

Original track produced by 808 Kartel & Legion Beats 
(808 Kartel & Legion Beats - Doomsday)

IN GOD WE TRUST (Prod. 808 Kartel & Legion Beats)

This beat is reserved for Kendrick...and No...(Tekashi he doesn't want a feature from you.) AND ALSO I AIN'T NOBODIES ASSISTANT...PAY UP KENNY...

Kenny Powers Kendrick

YES INDEED, I SPIT BARS TO MY OWN BEATS....

NO COMPETITION

Everything taste a little bit better with some BASS...

Taste The Bass

ALL MY BEATS ARE GROWN ORGANICALLY. (I really wish drug dealers didn't just have a money making mentality and realized that when they "dilute" their shit that people's lives are on the line...R.I.P. Charles make sure these MFs have the right sound!) 🙏

ORGANICALLY SOUND

NO CHEESY FINGERPRINTS ON THE 1'S & 2'S PLZ....

Where'd All The Time Go? ((NOT OUT THE DAMN WINDOW THAT WAS CHESTER CHEETO...))

I'll keep my paws off "your Dolce cologne" if you keep your paws off "my stacks". DEAL?

The Marias - Hush (Joo$y Remix)

(HARDEST BEAT OUT RIGHT NOW TELL ME IM WRONG....AND ITS FREE GO FIGURE) DON'T MAKE ME OPEN A CAN OF SPAM ON YOUR SCAM! (ME & BOB DON'T HAVE TIME FOR SCAMS!!!! ONLY JAMS!!!!) BOB TOLD ME TO TELL YOU ALL...PUT THAT IN YOUR PIPE & SMOKE IT!!!! 🤘🃏🤘

Bob Marley & The Wailers - Jammin' (Joo$y Remix)

I heard their favorite flavor is strawberry.... (GOT G.O.A.T.s?) (GREATEST OF THEM ALL = G.O.T.A. I'm really good at acronyms too!!!)

Mike Tyson & His Pigeons Drink Mike's Hard...

MC Joo$y = The King of the Lo Frequency....
Kendrick until you can spit some shit on this beat that makes me go DAMN. I'm not calling you the "Boogie man." Plus a pool of LSD just on your hand will do waaaay more for your mind than even a swimming pool of alcohol can! And also with your new album if there isn't any tracks with sound design like this...your loss for not wanting to work with me...SORRY NOT SORRY MF!!!

Paging Dr. Greenthumb (NOT Stereophonics)

Dedicated to Rick Ross because he was ahead of the game the whole time! Aston Martins get great gas mileage!
IT DOESN'T QUITE HAVE THE KICK OF JOOSE OR COFFEE!!!

PIMPS DON'T DRINK TEA...(ASK RICK ROSS)

Dedicated to Marc Rebillet...WILL YOU PLEASE TELL THE RABBITS IT'S TIME TO GET THE FUCK OUT OF THE POOL!

LIFEGUARD SAYS ITS ADULT SWIM TIME...

CMG I SUGGEST IF YOU WANT FIRE BEATS FOR THE LOW YOU BETTER SHOW SOME DAMN RESPECT TO ME AND THE REST OF THE TEAM...

MY NAME BETTER NOT BE ON THE NAUGHTY OR NICE LIST....MF BETTER SAY V.I.P. IF MY NAME IS UNDER IT

Flobots - Handlebars = Original Track

Make sure to give credit to the original artist always whenever posting any sort of remix or edit online! ALWAYS AND I REPEAT ALWAYS GIVE CREDIT WHERE CREDIT IS DUE!!! Also I can ride my bike with no handlebars...i prefer my playing cards! BICYCLE IS THE WAY TO GO WHEN IT COMES TO GAMBLING. (BELIEVE ME I'M A PROFESSIONAL)

Flobots - Handlebars (Joo$y Edit)

Enjoy beautiful people! If you are only here for games...then please step aside so I can properly show you what it's all about! You put your right hand in...you put your left hand out...ya flip a coin and make people stop fighting over territory and tell them to go back their countries and quit arguing...Sierra Leone isn't liberating Liberia so what's all the fighting all about??? That's how you make peace happen! You're welcome everyone who has been effected negatively by this war...which seems to be EVERY COUNTRY that isn't in a war...WEIRD 🤔?

I'M BACK!

Track Listing In Order
The Lords of the Underground - Cheif Rocka
MC Joo$y - CASINO BOOM SHACKA LACKA!
Buffalo Springfield - For What It's Worth (Sample)
Cypress Hill - Roll It Up, Light It Up, Smoke it Up (Sample)
Metallica - King Nothing (Joo$y Remix)

I MOST CERTAINLY DO NOT COMMIT PLAGIARISM...WHY WOULD I MAKE MONEY OFF SOMEONE ELSE'S WORK WHENEVER I CAN MAKE MY OWN...AND BREAK BREAD TO THE ARTISTS THAT I USE IN MY MIXTAPE...THEY KNOW IM GOING TO BREAK MORE THAN THESE DAMN STREAMING SERVICES...THAT'S WHY THEY DON'T GIVE A FUCK...PLUS MY MUSIC GOES HARD...ASK METALLICA & ROB ZOMBIE.

Lords Of The Underground(Mash - Up)


Original Track = Steve Miller Band - Swingtown
This track is dedicated to Warren Buffet, Bernie Sanders, and King Chuck. I know all 3 of these gentlemen are the "coolest fools" around and I WOULD NEVER AND I REPEAT EVER TELL THEM THEY CAN'T DANCE. Warren's moves blow Trump's outta the water he's so cool on the dance floor with the elbow pumps the popsicle doesn't even melt! King Chuck don't give a fuck and always keeps it movin' and never gets stuck! BERNIE IS THE SANDMAN AND DON'T YOU FORGET IT KENDRICK! Where I am going with this is please young adults always put someone who has more experience than you into consideration because these 3 MFs had to work their asses off and learned different shit than us in school and who's to say they weren't bullied in school before the internet made it easy for people to make fun of others simply based on their appearance or how they speak. Just because someone may have difficulties speaking to groups or just in general doesn't make them "socially awkward" or "mentally handicapped". SO IF FREEDOM OF SPEECH IS SOOOO IMPORTANT WHILE RACES ARE COMPLAINING ABOUT THE WORDS NIGGER, CRACKER, SPIC, WETBACK, DOTHEAD, CHINK, AND WOMEN ARE COMPLAINING ABOUT THE WORD BITCH, MAYBE PEOPLE WHO WERE LABELED "MENTALLY HANDICAPPED" GROWING UP DON'T LIKE THE WORD "RETARDED" AND THAT'S SOMETHING WE ALL SHOULD TAKE INTO CONSIDERATION & RESPECT. THE ONLY PEOPLE ON THE INTERNET I "BULLY" ARE TROLLS...because I KNOW FOR A FACT THESE 3 MEN worked extremely hard ALL THEIR LIVES ADVOCATING FOR "FREE SPEECH" AND MAKING SURE TO ALWAYS TREAT THEIR WOMEN LIKE QUEENS. IF OTHER FAKE ASS PIMPS THINK MAKING FAKE ACCOUNTS OF WOMEN ON SOCIAL MEDIA AND TAKING ADVANTAGE OF ANYONE OR THE SYSTEM IS "FUNNY" WELL I THINK IT'S FUNNY WHEN PEOPLE WITH THIS MENTALITY DON'T GET TO COME TO ANY OF MY CONCERTS THEY CAN STAY ON THEIR FUCKIN' YACHT...BY THEMSELVES BECAUSE I NEVER ADVOCATED FOR ANYONE TO HAVE TO TAKE A SHOT OR WEAR A MASK IF THEY DON'T WANT. SO PEOPLE WHO MAY BE "TRANS" ME CALLING TROLLS "FAKE BITCHES" IN NO FORM OR SHAPE WAS I TRYING TO OFFEND YOU WHATSOEVER...BUT IF WE ARE GOING TO DO THIS WHOLE "DRAG SHOW" I WOULD RESPECT NOT MAKING ANY CHILDREN AT A YOUNG AGE NOT BE COMFORTABLE BEING A KID! THAT'S NOT OK!!! IT'S NO DIFFERENT THAN BULLYING AND NOT MAKING SOMEONE FEEL COMFORTABLE IN THEIR OWN SKIN!  DON'T GIVE PIECES OF SHIT AN EXCUSE TO ACT LIKE WOMEN ON SOCIAL MEDIA AND MILK THE SYSTEM TO GET RICH! IT'S OK THOUGH I ADVOCATE FOR EQUALITY FOR EVERYONE ASK MY GOOD FRIEND IN TEXAS! HE KNOWS WHO HE IS! KEEP DRAG AT SHOWS DON'T USE IT AS JUSTIFICATION FOR DUMB ACTIONS VIA THE INTERNET.

Steve Miller Band - Swingtown (Joo$y Remix)

Sound engineering/designing at it's finest!!! Who says ya need a degree in order to be CERTIFIED FRE$H?

Samples Courtesy of...
Lil Wayne - Go DJ (Ft. Mannie Fresh)
Outkast - So Fresh, So Clean
Mark Ronson - Uptown Funk (Ft. Bruno Mars) 
Future - Move That Dope (Ft. Pharrell, Pusha T, & Casino) (Acapella)

All sounds and sound designs brought to you by YOURS TRULY,
                                                                                      MC Joo$y 🤑

Fre$h To Deaf

Time after time...day after day...night after night...I keep heads boppin' to the BASS...ain't no thing...let me put you in your place.

Boppin'

Pacman and I...DON'T HAVE TIME FOR DIRTY COPS...BUT WE ALWAYS GOT TIME FOR DIRTY BASS DROPS....AND OF COURSE HOES IN BOWS!!!

AIN'T GOT NO TIME

The aliens have a symbiotic relationship with my vibes.

Sample courtesy of Slim Whitman - Indian Love Call 1952.

Symbiotic Relationship

This track is dedicated to Alison Wonderland...because she wants to be everyone's Daddy! However...didn't you just become a mother young lady!? Think about the children...YOU CAN'T BE BOTH...you'll confuse them!!! Anyways I'm the caterpillar...NOW WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU MOMMY OR DADDY? ANYWAYS...hope I made you proud "FATHER"...looks like this caterpillar became a beautiful butterfly and got his wings!!! Whatever happened to Krewella...oh yeah TWO BROKE BITCHES thought they could have solo careers WITHOUT THE BASS...FUNNY. That's like Charlie Sheen thinkin' NO ONE could take his place on Two and A Half Men...but yeah Chuck I always liked Two and A Half Men more than Two Broke Bitches personally with or without you on it...WHO THE FUCK THROWS A CUPCAKE?

Noisy Confessions

Don't hate the player, don't hate the game
Don't hate the Lakers, don't hate the fame...
When you come up...
May you come down peacefully...
When you got bread...
Make sure you break it equally...
Keepin' these birds fed...
Well it, it ain't easy...
Don't hate the player, don't hate the game
Don't hate the Lakers, don't hate the fame...
Don't hate the human, don't hate the race...
Just remember how we all got here...in the first place


DON'T HATE THE FLAVOR...
DON'T HATE THE TASTE...
DON'T HATE THE BASS.

Don't Hate The Player, Don't Hate The Game

This track is dedicated to most certainly a wonderful group of Waldo Findin' LAW ABIDING CITIZENS!!! 8Ball & MJG!!! They know I don't need to take notes or relax...I'm busy making hits and they love it!!! However have no idea what the 8ball said when 8ball asked it...HOW THE FUCK DO YOU MISS A WHOLE HUNDRED SHOTS??? I'm sure it'll reply later young man...and BOTH OF YOU I HAVE NO IDEA WHEN THE STRIPPERS ARE GOING TO LET ME BRING MY WORK TOOL TO WORK...CUZ IF A BITCH BLOWS GLITTER IN MY FACE...IMMA TAKE MY SPATULA (THAT SHE DIDN'T EVEN BEDAZZLE) AND LET HER KNOW I COULDN'T TELL IF IT WAS HER ASS OR FACE THE GLITTER BLINDED ME!!! At this rate I'm going to start sneaking a banana in...and when she asks if I am happy to see her...I'm going to say no...it's a banana B-A-N-A-N-A...you hungry? It's a great source of potassium and GLUTEN-FREE...however young lady you better not leave your peel on the stage we don't want anyone to slip!!! THIS ISN'T MARIO KART ya little super car blondie!!! AND DAMMIT IT IS NOT A JOB FOR MR. CLEAN...IT'S YUNG JOC'S...Mr. Joc is the quicker picker upper and his "trap houses" aren't what you think...they are escape rooms...rumor is Shady and Dr. Dre are still locked in the basement!!! HE GUARANTEES IT'S GOING DOWN OR YOUR MONEY BACK...SUCH A NICE LEGIT BUSINESSMAN...Mr. Joc doesn't even search me he let's me bring the spatula because 5 $5 Lincoln's and inflation is expensive however 5 LINCOLN CENTS TO PIMP SLAP A HOE...THAT'S WHAT I CALL A BOUNTY BARGAIN MR. JOC!!! ANYWAYS...each bedazzle is from a young lady that wanted to be pimp slapped...because she told everyone that "teardrops" on the face and face tattoos resemble something...well stripper...my bedazzles on my spatula actually DO RESEMBLE I GOT FACES TOO...ASK GUCCI MANE.

STRIPPER COMMUNITY SERVICE

This track is dedicated to a young fellow that goes by Sam...IDGAF IF HE'S JEWISH DOESN'T MEAN WE CAN'T BE FRIENDS! However Sam friends take their friends and his two lovely wives to the Bahamas for a vacation...don't worry buddy I share and they don't bite! 🤫 IT'S NOT TAKING A BRIBE...I HAVE EARNED A FUCKING VACATION AND NOT A SOUL SAYS OTHERWISE...PLUS THE LOVELY BAHAMA HOOLA HOOPIN' MAMAS....MISS THE BOBBLE HEAD BASS. I DON'T BLAME THEM...OMG PEOPLE CAN SPIN FIRE TO MUSIC!!! WHERE'S THE ENERGY AND GOOD VIBES COME FROM THE BASS OR THE FIRE SPINNIN' PERSON WHO EVENTUALLY LOSES THEIR COOL AND GETS BURNED? IF YOU CAN' T HANDLE THE HEAT...GET THE FUCK OFF ME AND KENDRICK'S STAGE AS WELL AS THE FUCK OUTTA HELL'S KITCHEN AND GET LOST...OR LEARN TO BE MORE LIKE YA KNOW...THE BUFFALO BASS SOLDIERS. THAT'S AN ORDER!!!

Artificial Intelligence Public Service

Jobs & Blondes

Original track produced, mix and mastered by YOURS TRULY Justin Daniel Green. Samples courtesy of...Albert Einstein & Pokemon Stadium Sushi-Go-Round.

LYRICS

The best in the best in...the best in nature
Vibes, vibes, vibes, vibes that deliver
Vibes, vibes, vibes, vibes that deliver

The best in the best in...the best in nature
Vibes, vibes, vibes, vibes that deliver
Vibes, vibes, vibes, vibes that deliver

The best in the best in...the best in nature
Vibes, vibes, vibes, vibes that deliver
Vibes, vibes, vibes, vibes that deliver

The best in the best in...the best in nature
Vibes, vibes, vibes, vibes that deliver
Vibes, vibes, vibes, vibes that deliver

The best in the best in...the best in nature
Vibes, vibes, vibes, vibes that deliver
Vibes, vibes, vibes, vibes that deliver

The best in the best in...the best in nature
Vibes, vibes, vibes, vibes that deliver
Vibes, vibes, vibes, vibes that deliver

I, I, I, I, I, I set the bar real high...
Some, some, some get mad they can't afford my price
Yup, yup, yup I'm the, I I'm the, I'm the Master, I'm the Master
I'm the Master Chief
I stay, I stay, I stay, I stay high....
DELTA 8, DELTA 8, DELTA, 8, DELTA 8, DELTA, DELTA, DELTA AIRLINES
I got that first, I got that first, I got that first class style
You can hear, You can hear, You can hear the BASS from miles and miles
What I'm here to do...What I'm here to do...What I'm here to do....
Let me see those smiles...
Everybody , Everybody, Everybody...in they happy place.
Let me see...Let me see...Let me see yo BASS FACE.
This is the side effect...this is the side effect...this is the side effect...
OF THE BASS.

WARNING...WARNING...WARNING...
THIS BASS JUST MAY CAUSE UNCONTROLLABLE, UNCONTROLLABLE, UNCONTROLLABLE HEAD-BANGIN'

EYE ON THE PRIZE...
STEP RIGHT UP, STEP RIGHT UP, STEP RIGHT UP
AND TAKE A SHOT...
IF YA THINK YA GOT...
WHAT IT TAKES...
TO SHAKE THE WHOLE PLACE...
WITH THIS BASS.

I, I, I, I, I, I set the bar real high...
Some, some, some get mad they can't afford my price
Yup, yup, yup I'm the, I I'm the, I'm the Master, I'm the Master
I'm the Master Chief
I stay, I stay, I stay, I stay high....
DELTA 8, DELTA 8, DELTA, 8, DELTA 8, DELTA, DELTA, DELTA AIRLINES
I got that first, I got that first, I got that first class style
You can hear, You can hear, You can hear the BASS from miles and miles
What I'm here to do...What I'm here to do...What I'm here to do....
Let me see those smiles...
Everybody , Everybody, Everybody...in they happy place.
Let me see...Let me see...Let me see yo BASS FACE.
This is the side effect...this is the side effect...this is the side effect...
OF THE BASS.

WARNING...WARNING...WARNING...
THIS BASS JUST MAY CAUSE UNCONTROLLABLE, UNCONTROLLABLE, UNCONTROLLABLE HEAD-BANGIN'

EYE ON THE PRIZE...
STEP RIGHT UP, STEP RIGHT UP, STEP RIGHT UP
AND TAKE A SHOT...
IF YA THINK YA GOT...
WHAT IT TAKES...
TO SHAKE THE WHOLE PLACE...
WITH THIS BASS.

I, I, I, I, I, I set the bar real high...
Some, some, some get mad they can't afford my price
Yup, yup, yup I'm the, I I'm the, I'm the Master, I'm the Master
I'm the Master Chief
I stay, I stay, I stay, I stay high....
DELTA 8, DELTA 8, DELTA, 8, DELTA 8, DELTA, DELTA, DELTA AIRLINES
I got that first, I got that first, I got that first class style
You can hear, You can hear, You can hear the BASS from miles and miles
What I'm here to do...What I'm here to do...What I'm here to do....
Let me see those smiles...
Everybody , Everybody, Everybody...in they happy place.
Let me see...Let me see...Let me see yo BASS FACE.
This is the side effect...this is the side effect...this is the side effect...
OF THE BASS.

Side Effects & Symptoms

CKY - 96 Quite Bitter Beings (JOO$Y Remix)

Godsmack - Go Away (JOO$Y Remix)

LADIES AND GENTLEMEN ENJOY!!!
(PLEASE DON'T USE THE JOO$E IN VEIN....)

THIS TRACK DEDICATED TO SCOTT COY!

Original track
Nelly - Pimp Juice

Nelly - Pimp Juice (Joo$y Remix)

Slick Rick - Children's Story (Joo$y Remix)

TRACK LISTING (IN ORDER)
1. CHINA MAC - 10 G Commandments
2. MF x DOOM & Earl Sweatshirt - Acid Surf
3. Skream - Midnight Request Line
4. Rusko - King George
5. Bassnectar - What (ft. Jantsen)
6. Prodigy - Out of Space (Breakbeat Remix)
7. Clue Kid - Frogs On Acid
8. Excision - Aliens
9. MC Joo$y - FUN EXISTENCE

SHOUTOUT TO ALL OTHER ARTISTS WHO MADE THIS MIXTAPE A REALITY!!!!

REAL Ones Mixtape

Original Track
Godsmack - Voodoo

Nice little remix I put together!!! ENJOY!!!!

Godsmack - Voodoo (Joo$y Remix)

ENJOY A FAIRYTALE FOR ONCE THAT IS ACTUALLY A TRUE STORY WITHOUT ANY FORM OF ASSASSINATION.
Sample courtesy of Juicy J

A Fairytale TRUE STORY ABOUT ALL THE REAL OGS

A nice little remix brought to you by Yours Truly...

MC Joo$y

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