Dedicated to whoever doesn't get the fuck off my stage ;).

WHOSE $TAGE IS IT ANYWAYS?

Dedicated to Johnny...(because he doesn't need a golden fiddle to play in Texas.)
Sample courtesy of Primus - Devil Went Down to Georgia 
Ask Grant who's the best there's ever been...I promise he will say Lincoln...NOT TRUMP.

Simply The Best

Original song produced by Anno Domini Nation. (Anno Domini Nation - Contraband)

I'M NOT BUGS BUNNY ALL YOU RABBIT KID RAPPERS...IDGAF ABOUT HOW MANY CARROTS ARE AROUND YOUR NECK AND NEITHER DO PEOPLE IN AFRICA DYING OVER THEM... (BLACK LIVES MATTER RIGHT?)

NOBODY GIVES A FUCK ABOUT YOUR CHAIN (Prod. AnnoDominiNation)

Don't forget to eat your vegetables so you don't get trampled at festivals! Seriously it's no joking matter you motherfuckers need to get your shit together and learn how to be decent fucking people...for real no parent deserves to get a phone call letting them know their kids are no longer here...and also you will never need to get a vaccine to come see me at the forest of electricity...(Ask String Cheese)

EDM Family = P.L.U.R.

Disclaimer : Steve Aoki is Japanese...and also we blamed China for a fucking virus...so I guess we just automatically assume China is ahead of us in science for some reason...I LOVE YOU CHINA! & ALSO EVERYBODY ELSE!

Chromosome Z

This beat is reserved for Kendrick...and No...(Tekashi he doesn't want a feature from you.) AND ALSO I AIN'T NOBODIES ASSISTANT...PAY UP KENNY...

Kenny Powers Kendrick

YES INDEED, I SPIT BARS TO MY OWN BEATS....

NO COMPETITION

Everything taste a little bit better with some BASS...

Taste The Bass

ALL MY BEATS ARE GROWN ORGANICALLY. (I really wish drug dealers didn't just have a money making mentality and realized that when they "dilute" their shit that people's lives are on the line...R.I.P. Charles make sure these MFs have the right sound!) 🙏

ORGANICALLY SOUND

NO CHEESY FINGERPRINTS ON THE 1'S & 2'S PLZ....

Where'd All The Time Go? ((NOT OUT THE DAMN WINDOW THAT WAS CHESTER CHEETO...))

I'll keep my paws off "your Dolce cologne" if you keep your paws off "my stacks". DEAL?

The Marias - Hush (Joo$y Remix)

(HARDEST BEAT OUT RIGHT NOW TELL ME IM WRONG....AND ITS FREE GO FIGURE) DON'T MAKE ME OPEN A CAN OF SPAM ON YOUR SCAM! (ME & BOB DON'T HAVE TIME FOR SCAMS!!!! ONLY JAMS!!!!) BOB TOLD ME TO TELL YOU ALL...PUT THAT IN YOUR PIPE & SMOKE IT!!!! 🤘🃏🤘

Bob Marley & The Wailers - Jammin' (Joo$y Remix)

I heard their favorite flavor is strawberry.... (GOT G.O.A.T.s?) (GREATEST OF THEM ALL = G.O.T.A. I'm really good at acronyms too!!!)

Mike Tyson & His Pigeons Drink Mike's Hard...

MC Joo$y = The King of the Lo Frequency....
Kendrick until you can spit some shit on this beat that makes me go DAMN. I'm not calling you the "Boogie man." Plus a pool of LSD just on your hand will do waaaay more for your mind than even a swimming pool of alcohol can! And also with your new album if there isn't any tracks with sound design like this...your loss for not wanting to work with me...SORRY NOT SORRY MF!!!

Paging Dr. Greenthumb (NOT Stereophonics)

RAPPER'S DELIGHT = MC'S DAYLIGHT

Dedicated to Rick Ross because he was ahead of the game the whole time! Aston Martins get great gas mileage!
IT DOESN'T QUITE HAVE THE KICK OF JOOSE OR COFFEE!!!

PIMPS DON'T DRINK TEA...(ASK RICK ROSS)

Dedicated to Marc Rebillet...WILL YOU PLEASE TELL THE RABBITS IT'S TIME TO GET THE FUCK OUT OF THE POOL!

LIFEGUARD SAYS ITS ADULT SWIM TIME...

Flobots - Handlebars = Original Track

Make sure to give credit to the original artist always whenever posting any sort of remix or edit online! ALWAYS AND I REPEAT ALWAYS GIVE CREDIT WHERE CREDIT IS DUE!!! Also I can ride my bike with no handlebars...i prefer my playing cards! BICYCLE IS THE WAY TO GO WHEN IT COMES TO GAMBLING. (BELIEVE ME I'M A PROFESSIONAL)

Flobots - Handlebars (Joo$y Edit)

Track Listing In Order
The Lords of the Underground - Cheif Rocka
MC Joo$y - CASINO BOOM SHACKA LACKA!
Buffalo Springfield - For What It's Worth (Sample)
Cypress Hill - Roll It Up, Light It Up, Smoke it Up (Sample)
Metallica - King Nothing (Joo$y Remix)

I MOST CERTAINLY DO NOT COMMIT PLAGIARISM...WHY WOULD I MAKE MONEY OFF SOMEONE ELSE'S WORK WHENEVER I CAN MAKE MY OWN...AND BREAK BREAD TO THE ARTISTS THAT I USE IN MY MIXTAPE...THEY KNOW IM GOING TO BREAK MORE THAN THESE DAMN STREAMING SERVICES...THAT'S WHY THEY DON'T GIVE A FUCK...PLUS MY MUSIC GOES HARD...ASK METALLICA & ROB ZOMBIE.

Lords Of The Underground(Mash - Up)

Original track N.W.A. - Express Yourself
Sample courtesy Of The Master Of Disguise

Ya darn niggas with attitude! Keep expressing yourselves...but damn all 6 of you don't need to call her a bitch...yeah she obviously enjoyed being the law and having trains run into her police vehicle and the passenger in the back not getting the medical help he needed luckily this MF has a life alert button for dumb shit like trains derailing and officers not being taken seriously...I told that bitch I don't have tattoos NICE TATTOOS but remember i don't enjoy needles or radiation that will give me more brain damage than cannabis besides DELTA 9 WTF is some stupid research chemical being sold legally? Insane in the Membrane even though Dr. Greenthumb has TOP NOTCH product and its most certainly NOT BAD he loves planting trees everywhere he goes with his hoes just like me having a greenthumb means GOOD2GO GREENLIGHT GANG jeeze pay attentions to the signs ya New Yorkers who let Drake name who inspired two baseball teams NOT Hockey! The White Sox & Red Sox obviously he wanted to express himself and why he had taco bell hot sauce all the time to make her think it burns for a different reason now that is most certainly BEING A CERTIFIED LOVER BOY...making sure some young lady you wish was Rihanna has the sauce that's so kind Drake! What a nice guy...but these are hoes...not rakes and rakes are for C.L.B...hoes are for Certified. Street. Pimps. Of course I played Street Vol. 2 on Gamecube are ya crazy!?!?! AND YEAH I GOT THA JOO$E! Why can't Dr. Greenthumb brand be here? IDGAF if he's in Michigan he will gladly come here and WE gunna make this shit happen and I know this cuz I voted for ICET for the star and didn't vote for Eminem to be INDUCTED INTO THE ROCK & ROLL HALL OF FAME??? Rappers all talk about ROCK N' ROLL and my BASS and I'm not sure why? Must be too busy havin' attitudes....and thinkin' THEY GOD or someshit...I have a great idea for Em & M.G.K...listen to these sick AF samples they give great advice!

N.W.A. - Express Yourself (MC Joo$y Master Of Disguise EDIT)

TRACK LISTING IN ORDER
MC Joo$y Introduction
1. Bassnectar - Hot Right Now
2.Mike Jones - Back Then (Joo$y Remix)
3.MIMS - This Is Why I'm Hot
4. Mike Jones - Back Then
5.Chance the Rapper - Hot Shower (ft. Dababy, MadeinTYO)
6. Ini Kamoze - Here Comes The Hot Stepper
7.Kendrick Lamar - Swimming Pools
8. Bassnectar - Dive (ft. RD)
9.Shiba San - Okay
10. MC Joo$y - No $trings Attached
11.Young Jeezy - R.I.P. Remix (ft. YG, Kendrick Lamar, Chris Brown, E-40, Too $hort)
12.Martin Solveig - Do It Right (ft. Tkay Maidica Club Remix)
13. Riton - Rinse & Repeat (VOLAC Remix)
14. Gerry Gonza - Bad Bitches
15. Liu & Vokker - Don't Look Back
16. Charlie Traplin - Don't Stop
17. Kent Jones - Don't Mind
18. Daft Punk - Technologic

THIS MIXTAPE IS DEDICATED TO ANY OF YOU BEAUTIFUL WOMEN OUT THERE THAT ARE TIRED OF ONLY FANS & MASKS...AND WANT TO GET BACK TO MAKING REAL BANDZ IN THE CLUB AND USE HOES WITH BOWS TO LANDSCAPE THE AREA FOR YOUR LOVELY MONEY TREES THAT KENDRICK LIKES TO PLANT & SAMUEL L. JACKSON MAKES IT RAIN AND HELPS WATER THEM! BUT DAMMIT EITHER STAND-UP OR SIT-DOWN WHEN YOU DRINK AND DON'T SPILL YOUR BEVERAGE THAT'S A WASTE! MONEY TREES MOST CERTAINLY DO NOT LIKE ALCOHOL...THEY PREFER WATER. Stone Cold Steve Austin doesn't like when alcoholic beverages (especially beer) gets spilled on the dancefloor it upsets him...he doesn't want any of you ladies to slip that would be awful and there are absolutely NO SLIPPERY WHEN WET signs in the clubs...we don't want to give anyone the wrong impression this isn't a brothel dammit! NONE OF MY HOES ARE AVERAGE...in fact they are sooooo new & clean they wear nothing but red bows like a brand new car! Come on down...you're the next lovely lady contestant on 1 hr of live dancing & making more than you make on OF ALL WEEK believe me (I'M AN MC)...I don't make any hoes sign contracts that's rediculous they can just play my mixtape and show the audience IF THE PRICE IS RIGHT...you may get to see them spin like THE WHEEL OF FORTUNE...be careful though they may make you go bankrupt...they are EXTREMELY GOOD AT DANCING...and if you lose your turn wait in line ladies first dammit and if you ain't speaking their money language they will always tell you to go rake some leaves with your rake or shovel some driveways with your shovels...these hoes come out for me in the Summer & Spring time and believe me...the livin' is easy with me on the microphone and 1s & 2s...and they ALL stay away from my spoon & I share the birkin bag sometimes if they aren't colorblind and know hoes in red bows are what I like...and no that doesn't mean im a Republican...dammit this is the club since when did Red Bows automatically mean I am politically involved with any "party" the only party im involved in...is having fun and letting these beautiful ladies do their dance...and they spinning & winning. No voter fraud believe me their audience doesn't give a FUCK if they democrat or republican...

ONLY HOES IN BOWS...(NOT ONLY FANS MIXTAPE)

Sound engineering/designing at it's finest!!! Who says ya need a degree in order to be CERTIFIED FRE$H?

Samples Courtesy of...
Lil Wayne - Go DJ (Ft. Mannie Fresh)
Outkast - So Fresh, So Clean
Mark Ronson - Uptown Funk (Ft. Bruno Mars) 
Future - Move That Dope (Ft. Pharrell, Pusha T, & Casino) (Acapella)

All sounds and sound designs brought to you by YOURS TRULY,
                                                                                      MC Joo$y 🤑

Fre$h To Deaf

Time after time...day after day...night after night...I keep heads boppin' to the BASS...ain't no thing...let me put you in your place.

Boppin'

Pacman and I...DON'T HAVE TIME FOR DIRTY COPS...BUT WE ALWAYS GOT TIME FOR DIRTY BASS DROPS....AND OF COURSE HOES IN BOWS!!!

AIN'T GOT NO TIME

The aliens have a symbiotic relationship with my vibes.

Sample courtesy of Slim Whitman - Indian Love Call 1952.

Symbiotic Relationship

This track is dedicated to Alison Wonderland...because she wants to be everyone's Daddy! However...didn't you just become a mother young lady!? Think about the children...YOU CAN'T BE BOTH...you'll confuse them!!! Anyways I'm the caterpillar...NOW WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU MOMMY OR DADDY? ANYWAYS...hope I made you proud "FATHER"...looks like this caterpillar became a beautiful butterfly and got his wings!!! Whatever happened to Krewella...oh yeah TWO BROKE BITCHES thought they could have solo careers WITHOUT THE BASS...FUNNY. That's like Charlie Sheen thinkin' NO ONE could take his place on Two and A Half Men...but yeah Chuck I always liked Two and A Half Men more than Two Broke Bitches personally with or without you on it...WHO THE FUCK THROWS A CUPCAKE?

Noisy Confessions

Don't hate the player, don't hate the game
Don't hate the Lakers, don't hate the fame...
When you come up...
May you come down peacefully...
When you got bread...
Make sure you break it equally...
Keepin' these birds fed...
Well it, it ain't easy...
Don't hate the player, don't hate the game
Don't hate the Lakers, don't hate the fame...
Don't hate the human, don't hate the race...
Just remember how we all got here...in the first place


DON'T HATE THE FLAVOR...
DON'T HATE THE TASTE...
DON'T HATE THE BASS.

Don't Hate The Player, Don't Hate The Game

This track is dedicated to most certainly a wonderful group of Waldo Findin' LAW ABIDING CITIZENS!!! 8Ball & MJG!!! They know I don't need to take notes or relax...I'm busy making hits and they love it!!! However have no idea what the 8ball said when 8ball asked it...HOW THE FUCK DO YOU MISS A WHOLE HUNDRED SHOTS??? I'm sure it'll reply later young man...and BOTH OF YOU I HAVE NO IDEA WHEN THE STRIPPERS ARE GOING TO LET ME BRING MY WORK TOOL TO WORK...CUZ IF A BITCH BLOWS GLITTER IN MY FACE...IMMA TAKE MY SPATULA (THAT SHE DIDN'T EVEN BEDAZZLE) AND LET HER KNOW I COULDN'T TELL IF IT WAS HER ASS OR FACE THE GLITTER BLINDED ME!!! At this rate I'm going to start sneaking a banana in...and when she asks if I am happy to see her...I'm going to say no...it's a banana B-A-N-A-N-A...you hungry? It's a great source of potassium and GLUTEN-FREE...however young lady you better not leave your peel on the stage we don't want anyone to slip!!! THIS ISN'T MARIO KART ya little super car blondie!!! AND DAMMIT IT IS NOT A JOB FOR MR. CLEAN...IT'S YUNG JOC'S...Mr. Joc is the quicker picker upper and his "trap houses" aren't what you think...they are escape rooms...rumor is Shady and Dr. Dre are still locked in the basement!!! HE GUARANTEES IT'S GOING DOWN OR YOUR MONEY BACK...SUCH A NICE LEGIT BUSINESSMAN...Mr. Joc doesn't even search me he let's me bring the spatula because 5 $5 Lincoln's and inflation is expensive however 5 LINCOLN CENTS TO PIMP SLAP A HOE...THAT'S WHAT I CALL A BOUNTY BARGAIN MR. JOC!!! ANYWAYS...each bedazzle is from a young lady that wanted to be pimp slapped...because she told everyone that "teardrops" on the face and face tattoos resemble something...well stripper...my bedazzles on my spatula actually DO RESEMBLE I GOT FACES TOO...ASK GUCCI MANE.

STRIPPER COMMUNITY SERVICE

This track is dedicated to a young fellow that goes by Sam...IDGAF IF HE'S JEWISH DOESN'T MEAN WE CAN'T BE FRIENDS! However Sam friends take their friends and his two lovely wives to the Bahamas for a vacation...don't worry buddy I share and they don't bite! 🤫 IT'S NOT TAKING A BRIBE...I HAVE EARNED A FUCKING VACATION AND NOT A SOUL SAYS OTHERWISE...PLUS THE LOVELY BAHAMA HOOLA HOOPIN' MAMAS....MISS THE BOBBLE HEAD BASS. I DON'T BLAME THEM...OMG PEOPLE CAN SPIN FIRE TO MUSIC!!! WHERE'S THE ENERGY AND GOOD VIBES COME FROM THE BASS OR THE FIRE SPINNIN' PERSON WHO EVENTUALLY LOSES THEIR COOL AND GETS BURNED? IF YOU CAN' T HANDLE THE HEAT...GET THE FUCK OFF ME AND KENDRICK'S STAGE AS WELL AS THE FUCK OUTTA HELL'S KITCHEN AND GET LOST...OR LEARN TO BE MORE LIKE YA KNOW...THE BUFFALO BASS SOLDIERS. THAT'S AN ORDER!!!

Artificial Intelligence Public Service

Jobs & Blondes

Original track produced, mix and mastered by YOURS TRULY Justin Daniel Green. Samples courtesy of...Albert Einstein & Pokemon Stadium Sushi-Go-Round.

LYRICS

The best in the best in...the best in nature
Vibes, vibes, vibes, vibes that deliver
Vibes, vibes, vibes, vibes that deliver

The best in the best in...the best in nature
Vibes, vibes, vibes, vibes that deliver
Vibes, vibes, vibes, vibes that deliver

The best in the best in...the best in nature
Vibes, vibes, vibes, vibes that deliver
Vibes, vibes, vibes, vibes that deliver

The best in the best in...the best in nature
Vibes, vibes, vibes, vibes that deliver
Vibes, vibes, vibes, vibes that deliver

The best in the best in...the best in nature
Vibes, vibes, vibes, vibes that deliver
Vibes, vibes, vibes, vibes that deliver

The best in the best in...the best in nature
Vibes, vibes, vibes, vibes that deliver
Vibes, vibes, vibes, vibes that deliver

I, I, I, I, I, I set the bar real high...
Some, some, some get mad they can't afford my price
Yup, yup, yup I'm the, I I'm the, I'm the Master, I'm the Master
I'm the Master Chief
I stay, I stay, I stay, I stay high....
DELTA 8, DELTA 8, DELTA, 8, DELTA 8, DELTA, DELTA, DELTA AIRLINES
I got that first, I got that first, I got that first class style
You can hear, You can hear, You can hear the BASS from miles and miles
What I'm here to do...What I'm here to do...What I'm here to do....
Let me see those smiles...
Everybody , Everybody, Everybody...in they happy place.
Let me see...Let me see...Let me see yo BASS FACE.
This is the side effect...this is the side effect...this is the side effect...
OF THE BASS.

WARNING...WARNING...WARNING...
THIS BASS JUST MAY CAUSE UNCONTROLLABLE, UNCONTROLLABLE, UNCONTROLLABLE HEAD-BANGIN'

EYE ON THE PRIZE...
STEP RIGHT UP, STEP RIGHT UP, STEP RIGHT UP
AND TAKE A SHOT...
IF YA THINK YA GOT...
WHAT IT TAKES...
TO SHAKE THE WHOLE PLACE...
WITH THIS BASS.

I, I, I, I, I, I set the bar real high...
Some, some, some get mad they can't afford my price
Yup, yup, yup I'm the, I I'm the, I'm the Master, I'm the Master
I'm the Master Chief
I stay, I stay, I stay, I stay high....
DELTA 8, DELTA 8, DELTA, 8, DELTA 8, DELTA, DELTA, DELTA AIRLINES
I got that first, I got that first, I got that first class style
You can hear, You can hear, You can hear the BASS from miles and miles
What I'm here to do...What I'm here to do...What I'm here to do....
Let me see those smiles...
Everybody , Everybody, Everybody...in they happy place.
Let me see...Let me see...Let me see yo BASS FACE.
This is the side effect...this is the side effect...this is the side effect...
OF THE BASS.

WARNING...WARNING...WARNING...
THIS BASS JUST MAY CAUSE UNCONTROLLABLE, UNCONTROLLABLE, UNCONTROLLABLE HEAD-BANGIN'

EYE ON THE PRIZE...
STEP RIGHT UP, STEP RIGHT UP, STEP RIGHT UP
AND TAKE A SHOT...
IF YA THINK YA GOT...
WHAT IT TAKES...
TO SHAKE THE WHOLE PLACE...
WITH THIS BASS.

I, I, I, I, I, I set the bar real high...
Some, some, some get mad they can't afford my price
Yup, yup, yup I'm the, I I'm the, I'm the Master, I'm the Master
I'm the Master Chief
I stay, I stay, I stay, I stay high....
DELTA 8, DELTA 8, DELTA, 8, DELTA 8, DELTA, DELTA, DELTA AIRLINES
I got that first, I got that first, I got that first class style
You can hear, You can hear, You can hear the BASS from miles and miles
What I'm here to do...What I'm here to do...What I'm here to do....
Let me see those smiles...
Everybody , Everybody, Everybody...in they happy place.
Let me see...Let me see...Let me see yo BASS FACE.
This is the side effect...this is the side effect...this is the side effect...
OF THE BASS.

Side Effects & Symptoms

CKY - 96 Quite Bitter Beings (JOO$Y Remix)

Godsmack - Go Away (JOO$Y Remix)

LADIES AND GENTLEMEN ENJOY!!!
(PLEASE DON'T USE THE JOO$E IN VEIN....)

THIS TRACK DEDICATED TO SCOTT COY!

Original track
Nelly - Pimp Juice

Nelly - Pimp Juice (Joo$y Remix)

Slick Rick - Children's Story (Joo$y Remix)

Pink Floyd - Keep Talking (Joo$y Remix)

"Why won't you talk to me?...COVID-19

Pink Floyd - Keep Talking (Joo$y Remix)

TRACK LISTING (IN ORDER)
1. CHINA MAC - 10 G Commandments
2. MF x DOOM & Earl Sweatshirt - Acid Surf
3. Skream - Midnight Request Line
4. Rusko - King George
5. Bassnectar - What (ft. Jantsen)
6. Prodigy - Out of Space (Breakbeat Remix)
7. Clue Kid - Frogs On Acid
8. Excision - Aliens
9. MC Joo$y - FUN EXISTENCE

SHOUTOUT TO ALL OTHER ARTISTS WHO MADE THIS MIXTAPE A REALITY!!!!

REAL Ones Mixtape

Original Track
Godsmack - Voodoo

Nice little remix I put together!!! ENJOY!!!!

Godsmack - Voodoo (Joo$y Remix)

A nice little remix brought to you by Yours Truly...

MC Joo$y

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