FULL BODY SPRITE.... HE LOOKS SO SILLY EHEHEHEHE

I gotta know where that guitar sample comes from!

* WHEN THEY SEE WHAT A GUY LIKE ME CAN DO...
* THE DEVS WILL MAKE THE GLONK 2!
* NOW WITH BLAST PROCESSING AND 3D LEVELS! 
* HAH! HAHAHA!
* AND YOU LADS WILL BE MY PLAYTESTERS!
  (Glonk uses the power of the Golden Armor to transform into GOLDEN GLONK)
* FINALLY, I'M WITH THE TIMES! THEY'VE JUST *GOT* TO ADD ME TO SMASHING FIGHTERS NOW...

Glonk's "Super" form. Watch out for his out-of-place realistic gun! Probably utilizes the Blue Soul. The arena is you and Glonk flying through space.

Glonk starts off with numerous "lives" that comically fly out of him if you FIGHT him. 
To SPARE him, you need to convince him that he is just a has-been mascot that nobody remembers, and he ends up taking his "game over" with grace.

His final attack would be a really difficult platforming section that involves some cool early '90s 3D effects.

* THE POWER OF NEO BLAST PROCESSING... RIGHT AT MY FINGERTIPS...
* AHA HA! GLONK DOES WHAT DELTA-NERDS DON'T!
* LOOK, KRIS!! SEEMS LIKE I'VE HAD A SMOOTH TRANSITION TO 3D!!!

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Glonk and his music were made by someone on /utg/. NOT MINE. Purely for archival purposes with a little bit of my headcanon sprinkled in to fill in some blanks.

GOLDEN GLONK

* The air is filled with the chattering of nearby crowds and the smell of car freshener.
* You are filled with the power of air pollution.

Somewhere Else

Tenna

* Oh my GOODNESS!
* What have we here?
* Two applicants?!
* ...AND LIGHTNERS T'BOOT?!
* OOOOOHH~!
* THIS IS MY LUCKY DAY!
~
Tenna

The Directator [NEO Chapter 3]

TENNA-cious Introduction!

Crtcyber

* Little flakes of static cloak the land in a beautiful blanket.
* You are filled with the power of TV snow.
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I randomly decided to make an area theme that I ended up REALLY liking, so here's Statixfield! A faux town suspended miles above the earth... It's sort of like a giant snow globe. 

Credit to @xnqqq for the drums!
The thumbnail I made is a placeholder, expect it to be replaced.

Under The Static Snow

Mikten Boss

Dominion of the Screen-Suckers

* NIGHTMARE - It's a cross between ICE-E and something else...
* Smells like charcoal pizza.

THE NIGHTMARE IN YOUR HEARTS [4/4]

Rv pine by @dr-fansong-thing
Bumper by 
Icepalace my throwaway s!
Thanks to delta b and mtf for the saucesome help on the icepalace recreationism!
Ram tenna by j5 !
PLAYING THE GAME BY DT

Tenna

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