Hœrgüpjelly Kisses

You Can't Make Me Dance

Funkbot 10000

My Brothe

Still Waiting

One Of The Good Ones

Monster Incorporated

English Language

The Duality Of Man

You Would Never

Eggerson Keaveney

I Would Rather

The Real Me

This Is How I Go Down

A Dad Has Rights

Cold Night In Lisbon

Money

The Real Me Final

Chemical Melody

D.H.A.R.N.T.Z.

Eviscerate

Everlight

The Strahtkhaf Combo

The Debut Album from multi-award-winning Sex Therapist, Jazz Emu.

LYRICS
I got something to tell you
I’m not as sexy as I first appear
Oh mademoiselle you’ve been deceived
My sexual magnetism isn’t sincere.
I hate to cause you total confusion
But baby my sexiness is an illusion
Something to tell you
I’m not as sexy as I first appear

I’m sexier
I’m sexier
Marginally sexier.
I’m sexier
Do I have to prove it to ya?

The big hunky boys are just haters
Of my imperceivable sexpertise.
They might look better on paper
But I guess that just means I must be saving trees
I know they’re good at macho hobbies like punching
And hunting and judo, and DJ and juggling
But all of those guys are just fakers
Because I can juggle with a greater ease

Which makes me sexier
I’m sexier
2% percent sexier.
1.02 times sexier
Depending on your criteria.
Check it.

Now we - gotta - break it - down.

Other guys are fake and plastic, but baby I’m the real deal, I can make you feel real ah!
Decorticate this - banana, you’ll reveal that it’s got sex appeal, it’s got sex appeal- ah ah
Other guys are fake and plastic, but baby I’m the real deal, I can make you feel real ah!
Decorticate this - banana, you’ll reveal that it’s got sex appeal, it’s got sex appeal- ah ah!

Jazz Emu

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