Basically this was inspired by Hey There Delilah (Plain White T's) and I Wish I Was Him (Ben Lee/Noise Addict).  So creepy and desperate.

Oh Lisa, you're so fucking cool
I wanna be just like you
With your perfect platinum blonde hair
And gigantic hoop earrings that you wear
Just like Notorious B.I.G.,
You've got your bitches
And like Bette Middler,
You've got your Beaches.
All the boys wanna be with you,
All the girls wanna be with you.
Oh Lisa, I wanna be just like you,
Do drugs and drop out of school.
Oh Lisa, you're so fucking rad,
I bet you don't even know what you have.
All the boys wanna be with you,
All the girls wanna be with you.

All The Cool Girls Are From Ontario

Temporary tattoos
Too much booze
I'm holding onto my youth
Like the last days of summer

Punch me in the arm
I wanna feel something
Punch me in the arm
I don't wanna feel nothing anymore.

I wanna feel it burn
I wanna watch it bruise
Holding onto my youth
Like the last days of summer.

Temporary tattoos
Too much booze
Holding onto my youth
Like the last days of summer.

August 23, 2015

You stayed in your room for a whole year
Watching B movies and living inside your head
Eyes were glued to screens
Waiting for the world to keep up with your specific pace
Waiting for your kingdom, for everything hard to go away
So you don't have to feel the pain
Things, they stay the same
You won't help cause you don't wanna change
Things, they stay the same
And you don't help cause you won't ever change
You'll never change

Monachopsis

I like to stalk your dad on Facebook.
There’s something magical about
the photos he posts from the 70s.
He kind of looks like you, but then again
you also look a lot like your mom
(who is more beautiful than I).
Your dad was 26 and in the marines
because he was looking for adventure.
He grew a mustache and wore hipster glasses
and a military uniform for most of the album.
He’s dashing.
I’m sure if he had infinite money,
he would build a castle made of old
jeep parts in the Escondido desert
and he would decorate it with clocks
that stood still at 10:10.
I’d totally do your dad if I could time-travel.
I’ve never met him, but I imagine him
to be exactly like you, just less inhibited
due to old age.  He’s less nervous,
less neurotic, less sporadic.
He doesn’t bite the skin around his nails.
Perhaps stability comes with time
and untrimmed beards and lonely walks
through haunted houses and
winding highway drives past coastal towns
and rickety beds that scratch stone floors
and drunken stumbles across the sand and pier
and crying in bed all night until your eyes shut.

Your Dad

Fat Cunt Bitch

Another cover because I heard a cover I liked and I am really into plagiarism.

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