Alien Labs

DreamTrip

Electric MindFuk

It was all just a Bad Dream. The Nightmare.
The Kremlan Demon is taking my soul.

Bad Dream

...Today you're dead, and now we have to organize for your cheap funeral. I ordered catering from Olive Garden, so I know I will benefit from this boring pointless occasion, at least. I could be out at someone else's funeral, but I am a bit hungry, and that's my favorite restaurant. 🎰

Death Valley Crossroad

Funeral Mass

She was only on Earth for 1 thing...
To rule and conquer Earth Planet!
And also...
The only planet in this solar system 
that sells "Alien Labs" weed Is 
Earth Planet.............

Earth Planet Janet

The highway in the Valley is a very dusty one.

Dusty Highway

Captured and set a-blaze is what happened to the man who snitched him out to the PO-PO. I feel bad for him, man. This is a terrible way to go out! And for the sick person who did this?... Well. We WILL find you and you WILL pay tremendously for your crime! That I promise ya.. We're the Good 'Ol Boyz and we mean business....

Die By Fire

Have you ever felt like you were sitting outside of your own body after smoking Alien Labs? Comatosed.

Comatosed

One day JB got drunk and had a bad argument with Suzy. The clock on the wall, it said 9 o'clock. Last call for the 'bummer deal' situation. Suzy may have deserved it, but we don't yet have the info on that. Low and behold, Suzy's corpse came back and made that truck swerve off into a tree, head on, full force into Instant Karma.

Bummer Deal

Don't YOU tell me what my Daddy said now! He told me what he told me, so it's said & done. There is no changing the mind of a psychopath.  

Repeat Offender

My Daddy Done Told Me

We came to the party to rock the party and tear the place up. We didn't like this particular party, so we planned in advance how we were gonna go about destroying the house.   


The Devil's TrickBag

We Rock The Party

I am a corpse filled with maggots, and I am rotting in a ditch.

Rebels of the Dead World

I Am Dead

A song of horror for us good people that go to Hell, and also a song of joy for those wicked puritans that make it into Heaven. They will be able to watch their unsaved relatives and friends that were once cool and influential, burn and suffer. This will be entertainment for the Winners since they were no good to begin with and decided to kiss the ass of a Tyrant Sky-Daddy.

Got Fire

Dead Revolution

➡️ On April 3, 1996, investigators arrested Kaczynski and combed his cabin. There, they found a wealth of bomb components; 40,000 handwritten journal pages that included bomb-making experiments and descriptions of Unabomber crimes; and one live bomb, ready for mailing.  Kaczynski’s reign of terror was over. His new home, following his guilty plea in January 1998: an isolated cell in a “Supermax” prison in Colorado.

The Unabomber

💀 Crazy Bob spent some time at Aurora Mental Health. He had a lot of issues that rendered him incapable of employment. He was not fit to go into society for the safety of the people on the outside. He was picked up again when he was found in the middle of the street acting like he was invisible, while trying to break into people's cars at stop-lights, terrorizing the community. It turns out, he was able to bust through the side window of a Prius and cannibalize the driver's face, as if he were a Baboon with Rabies. The man driving the vehicle bled out and did not survive the attack. Crazy Bob was found in the woods nearby the murder scene eating the man's head and speaking in foul tongues. It took 7 Cops to subdue the man. Pepper Spray did not faze the lunatic, so they had to beat him with clubs for 15 minutes until he was unconscious. They then took him back to AMH as a permanent resident in the 4th ward. The most dangerous and criminally insane patients were kept at this area of the institution. He will no longer be a danger to society.

Strait-Jakit Polka

Hypnotized

Somehow JB survived the 2nd assassination attempt on him by an unknown assassin. The AfterMath was the Resurrection of Balz. Straight from the grave undead.  

AfterMath

➡️ In this video, we're going to take a look at the bugz in your brain and how a strait-jacket can help make them stronger. If you're suffering from insanity, then this video can help make it worse. A strait-jacket can help get you back to your insanity as quick as possible!

Bugz in the Brain

➡️ It was the year 1996 when I temped at USPG. United States Precision Glass, in Elgin, IL. "Rocko" was a 3rd shift set-up Machine Operator on a series of plate-glass cleaning machines at the time. Rocko looked similar to Shemp. He wore plaid shirts and rode a 1950s bicycle to work from South Elgin. Rocko had nasty unkept hair with a big part in the middle. He wore prescription goggles as well. He was also a compulsive liar and a delusional man. He told me he wrote all McCartney's music, and he wrote the music for The Who, as well. He said he sent the music sheets in the mail for the Beatles and The Who to use on their best albums. At that point, I knew this guy had a serious problem, so i asked another temp about him. Rocko found out that I asked about him from that same guy, and that I was making fun of him. Rocko then told me to "go f*ck myself" for that. I then "backed Rocko up" with glass on the glass cleaning machine, by over-feeding it. This upset Rocko, but he knew not to play with me, since I'm a loose cannon. I then took a 45 minute sh*t. The boss came in looking for me, and he cussed at me while I was in the stall. I then confronted the boss in the cafeteria about his rude outburst, and I walked off that sh*tty job. I gave Rocko the finger before I left the building.

Rocko the Glassman

Jack the Ripper

Judy Hooker

⚡ You sold your soul to the wrong savior.

Dotted Line

Step in the Cockpit

🃏 We were bored and we were Insane on that Easter 2023 Night. Midnight was a good time to take a dump on the Cosby Star on the day he was charged. We also pissed all over it. A sick site indeed 🃏

Get Wild Tonight

➡️ An escape mental patient known only as "John Ballz" from the EMH Center has been spotted in South Elgin looking through people's windows! His soul purpose is to find money and valuables in people's homes, and m*rd*r anyone who gets in his way! He is a sick individual and is not fit to be in society. Alert authorities immediately if you see this man looking through your window tonight! He is armed with an aluminum bat. The same bat his daddy gave him one xmas morn in 1984.

Lookin' Thru Ya Window

🔐 The townspeople had Balz dragged out of his cubicle and arrested for preaching against their cult of ignorance. Abusive parents abandoned the boy and left him with a knowledge far greater than this town could handle. He fought the good fight against the evils and hypocrocies of this horrific village and paid the price... ASYLUM!

Lock Him Up!

📲☎️  I called you up on the Telly-Phone...

Rock & Roll Psychopath

➡️ A robot-man with a raygun is stalking his victims and was last seen hiding in the wooded areas of Tokyo! He's hunting out any victim within his boundaries for no apparent reason. Beware!

RayGun 420

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