Original song.

Riddim is - Wet Dream Instrumental prod. by Esco Chris.
https://soundcloud.com/esco-chris-1

Lyrics:

(chorus)
Mi have a big banana, big banana, long 'til it bend
Mi have a big banana, big banana, long 'til it bend
Mi have a big banana, big banana, long 'til it bend
Mi have a big banana, big banana
Run go tell your friend

All of the gyal them love how me do it
Them pull back the skin and say it taste so sweet
I work them all night 'til them can't take no more
And when the bed bruk down
Mi work them pon the floor

Chorus

All of the gyal, them love mi third leg
Them bend down back way and accept the peg
And when I put it in them a holler and bawl
Them say "JC, your so long and tall"

Chorus

All of the gyal, them love off the size
When I pull it out them can't believe their eyes
It  a curve to the left, it a big black hench and raw
Mi ball bag hang down to mi knee
And mi winkle touches the floor

Chorus

All of the gyal, them so soft and spongy
Them want to swing pon mi cord
Yep, mi big long bungee
I can tie it in in a knot, I can tie it in a bow
I sling it over mi shoulder so mi don't trip over mi toe

Chorus

All of the gyal, them want baby born
Even though mi look like something come from out of the farm
Ride them like a stallion, I'm hung like a horse
Ride the gyal them 20 furlong
JC Don I am the boss!

Chorus

© JC Sparkz 2014



🍌 Big Banana (Long Til It Bend) 🍌 - Prod. Esco Chris

Cover of Lonely Man by Samu. (On a different riddim)
If you haven't heard the original I suggest you have a listen as it's amazing.
https://soundcloud.com/samumusic/samu-lonely-man

Riddim is - Little Bit Of Dub Dubsynaticx
https://soundcloud.com/dubsynaticx

Lyrics:

I know this bridge we cross (is) not steady
And I admit I wasn't ready to walk with you
But I've grown so much in the past couple years
I need you here with me babe (baby)
And I'd be lying to myself if I said I didn't cry sometimes
Stayed around and wonder why sometimes
Even find my eyes wide open at night
Cos I'm reminded (oooh)
All the promises I made I kept
I stayed faithful you still left
I pray the best upon you baby,
but don't you ever forget
I know I miss you girl
I can't say that I've changed
Because I walk down this path as a lonely man, forgive me
I would trade my soul to have one more chance
As I beg for forgiveness down on my knees
I'm sorry (oh no)
I know it wasn't much but was I really that bad?
No I aint perfect (but who is)
I don't deserve this (nonsense)
Listen, when we were together (were together)
I remember when you told me (we'd stay together)
Forever and ever
I know I miss you girl
I can't say that I've changed
Because I walk down this path as a lonely man, forgive me
I would trade my soul to have one more chance
As I beg for forgiveness down on my knees
I'm sorry, I'm just so sorry.


Lonely Man (Samu Cover) - Prod.  Dubsynaticx

My cover version of Eek a Mouse's "Hannibal the cannibal" on a horrorcore beat!

Original is here
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q0jV_Q06W3Q

Riddim is - Freakz Of Nature by CauzeNFX
https://soundcloud.com/cauzenfx-instrumentals/

Lyrics:

A census taker once tried to test me
I ate his liver with some fava beans
And a nice chianti

Chorus

Hannibal the cannibal, the cannibal
Eat you like an animal, an animal
x4

I am the original blackula
The one they call dracula
Bite your neck, suck your blood
Give you lyrics them like a flood
I'll eat your fingers, I'll eat your toes
Then I'll even eat your nose
Give you lyrics like a river flows

(chorus)

I'd like to eat your wife ...............please!
Hmmm, I'd like to eat your wife..........RAW
Cook her arm put it on a table
Last night I ate a girl named Mabel
I'll eat your ears like an appetizer
Just don't call me rotten and miser
Grrrr, tastes nice!

I'm on the prowl like a night owl
Before it's lights out I take my knife out (shing)
And cut you up clean, what I say is what I mean
I'll eat up your brain if you say I'm insane
(Laugh like Scoobydoo)

(chorus)

Big and tall or short and small
Your rectum, your anus (pffffft)
I'll make you famous
You know I'm quite dangerous ahhh
I chew on your ear, then drink my beer
What are you doing here, now you can't hear
Oh deary dear!

(chorus)

I'd like to order something to eat please
(Texas chainsaw sound effect)
I'm not crazy, I'll eat you like a gravy
I don't eat baby, Hmmm? Maybe! 
(Laugh like a demon)

(chorus)

Hannibal Hannibal, 
Cannibal cannibal
Eat you like and animal, an animal
(demonic laugh)

I'd like to eat your wife.....please
I'd like to eat you wife..........RAW

(chorus)

(Demonic laugh)





🍴 Hannibal The Cannibal 🍴 - (Prod. CauzeNFX)

This was an improv.
Yeah, I get a bit hyper when I've had a few drinks!
#jcsparkz

Riddim is - Island Blood Is In All Of Us by Bianca Vixen
https://soundcloud.com/biancavixen/

Lyrics:

Oh yes you do the wobble, yes you do the wobble
Oh yes you do the yeah yes you do the wobble
Oh yes you do the wobble, yes you do the wobble
Oh yes you do the yeah yes, you do the wobble

Lift up oonu foot
And raise one hand high
Move that leg like you a ride pon bike
Shake your batty jaw, and make it clap one side
Then jump and spread out, shock out and bruk wild

chorus

Girl when you shake, it ripple like ocean
I want to give you very special potion
Throw you down and rub you with lotion
So listen my, listen my song
Girl when you shake, it ripple like ocean
I want to give you very special potion
Throw you down and rub you with lotion
JC Don a mi say
prappa pam prappa pam pam

chorus

Say lift up oonu foot
And raise one hand high
Move that leg like you a ride pon bike
Shake your batty jaw, and make it clap one side
Then jump and spread out
And shock out and bruk wild

chorus

Gyal when you shake, it ripple like ocean
I want to give you very special potion
Throw you down and rub you wid lotion
So listen my, listen my, listen my  song
Girl when you shake, it ripple like ocean 
I want to give you very special potion
Throw you down and rub you wid lotion
JC Don a me say
prapapam prappa pampam

chorus


© JC Sparkz 2014



🍑 Do The Wobble 🍑 (Prod. Bianca Vixen)

#fhritp #jcsparkz #reggae

You remember this guy who interrupted a live news broadcast?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CdIT74L8hGI

Well this is a quick mashup I did with me and him on the hook
and Caramal Angel Lauren on the verses.

Riddim is - Feeling Irie Riddim by Ice SeriousSound
@iceserioussound

Female Vocalist is Caramal Angel
@caramal-angel-sangreal-singer-lauren
(I used her Jhene Aiko "The Worst Acapella" for the verses)



🐈 I Wanna Fuck You In The Pussy 🐈 [Ft. Caramal Angel] -  (Prod. Ice SeriouSSound)

#jcsparkz 🥒

Original song (apart from the last 2 verses)
Last 2 verses I rapped some Elro bars.

Lyrics:

Intro;
Ooooh, Yeahay, Whoa, Yay

(Chorus)
She love it long like cumber (yes she does!)
She love it long like cumber (yes she does!)
She love it long like cumber (oooooh)
Yes she love it long like cumber (yeahay) Lord
X2

Me Know this girl Shelly Anne
She tell me, she no want no teeny little man (eenie meenie)
She say that she want the long dong
So me just pull out me schlong
Beat me chest like King Kong
Make noise like Tarzan
Then she pick up the Celli
And call her friend Suzy Wong (Hello)

(chorus)

Suzy then come around (ding dong)
She caught the bus from town (vroom)
She see me hang pon ground (gasp)
She said "my how you've grown"
It look like traffic cone (haha)
And then she lift up her gown (ooh)
Then turn around and bend down
I said "Shall I take the pink or the brown ?" (Hmmmm?)

(chorus)

I work her all night long
I make the pum sing song (la la)
From dusk 'til dawn
I just mow up the lawn (roooooom)
The narni pop like corn
She love the size of the dong
Say she want baby born (waaah)
Yes me are the Don Gorgon (yes)

(chorus)

Rap part
(I'm not typing all that out! lol)


Riddim is "Meet Mi On Time" by Bennieman.
https://soundcloud.com/bennie-de-kok/

🥒 She Love It Long Like Cumber 🥒 -  (Prod. Bennieman)

#jcsparkz

Mickey Avalon Cover with new hook.
Check out the original here.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_idrF0ougt8

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🌭 My Dick (Re Licked) 🌭

🐔 Big Cocky Ride 🐔

Based on Judge Dreads original
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zHtXNcLcVK0
Riddim is "Green and Fresh" produced by @IceSeriousSound

Lyrics:

Down by the seaside (seaside), 'pon the seashore
Live a man who lives a life it really is quite poor
He doesn't have much money (money)
But he does not care
He does not care 'cos he have a big donkey thing down there
Hey...

They call him donkey donkey (donkey), donkey dick and
They call him donkey donkey man (yes)
Donkey donkey dick and........

Down by the seaside (seaside), 'pon the seashore
Live a man who lives a life, it really is quite poor
He doesn't have much money (money), he is not rich
But he does not give a damn 'cos he have  big 20 inch dick and..

They call him donkey donkey, donkey dick and
They call him donkey donkey man (yes)
Donkey donkey dick, and....

Down by the seaside (seaside) in a Brighton Town
All the Girls come to see him from miles around
And when they see his  (boing) donkey, 
They say it's overgrown
They let him put it in the pink (pink)
But not the brown, hey.....

They call him donkey donkey,(donkey), donkey dick and..
They call him donkey donkey man (yes)
Donkey dick and........















🐎 Donkey Dick 🐎 - (Prod. IceSerious Sound)

😜 Sit On My Face 😜

Ginuwine cover, recorded and mixed by me in my house.
Produced by T Almighty(Bananaz N Ham) @hellell82

🐴 My Pony 🐴  - Prod. T Almighty(Bananaz N Ham)

Halo (Beyonce Cover) - Prod. KiLLO Beats

Different mix is here.
https://soundcloud.com/jc-sparkz/me-so-horny-3/s-UtGtC

😈 Me So Horny 😈 - [Prod. CHICKO]

Like a boss!

Lyrics:

Hey girl,
All those times baby, when you walk on by
I see that booty baby, it brings water to my eye
Girl you are go get me into trouble
The way you walk and a wobble, 
your booty go.........

Bomp bubba bomp bom
Ba bubba bomp bom
Bomp bubba dobba dom, (oooh!)
(bomp bomp bomp bomp)
 X4

I feel a little bit hungry, if know what I mean
I wanna eat that bootay, like icecream
That phatty looks so sweet yeah
Everytime you walk on by
I wanna eat that bootay
Eat it like an apple pie.

My appetite has never been easy, (easy, no!)
I wanna eat it like an apple pie 
(apple pie (pie), apple, apple, apple pie, oooh!)
My appetite has never been easy (no no nooo)
And I get hungry, everytime you walk on by cuz
Your booty go..........

(bomp bomp bomp bomp)
Bomp bubba bomp bom
Ba bubba bomp bom
Bomp bubba dobba dom, (oooh!)
 X4

I feel a little bit horny (horny), if you know what i mean
I wanna eat that bootay (bootay) like icecream (SLURP!)
I'm gonna eat it, next time you walk on by
Im gonna eat that booty, eat it like egg fried rice!

My appetite has never been easy, (easy, no!)
I wanna eat it like an apple pie 
(apple pie (pie), apple, apple apple pie, oooh!)
It tastes exactly like paradise, paradise baby
I'd eat it every single day and night, day and night

I'm feeling very very hawny, if you know what I mean
I wanna give those buns lots of cream
I'm feeling very very naughty
I'm feeling very very rude
I wanna eat that bootay like its food!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

OMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOM COOKIE, COOKIE!!!!!!!!

🍏 Eat That Booty Like Apple Pie 🍏 (Prod. UsoRobMusic)

😢 Jc Sparkz - Crying Over You 😢

⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
Singer / Songwriter
Smoker / Joker
& Pum Pum Poker!!!
⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐

♛Jc Sparkz♛

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