Found this from tinder and let me say that it's fantastic.

hello mike or bill or dave
what's your story? your real age?
let me guess, you like adventure

okay bill or dave or mike
you don't look like you would bite
though you could 'cause you're not missing any teeth

you're alright dave, mike, or bill
although you don't really thrill me
and your fish pic's making me flounder
oh cod...he likes puns

what's up ben or chad or john
something about you feels wrong
maybe it's all of your bathroom mirror selfies

this might be odd chad, john, or ben
but on a scale from 1 to 10
what are the odds you're gonna kill me

okay john or ben or chad
so you've got the bod of a dad
at least you're not adding shirtless gym selfies
to your pics from the bathroom

sorry guys, i shouldn't complain
since i'm on tinder in the first place
but what am i supposed to do - go to bars ???
that sounds scary and hard

hey there steve or tom or jack
you like kids, i'm down for that
though i'm not looking to date a single dad

no offense, jack, steve, or tom
but i'm only 21
and i'm only here to have a little fun

however tom or jack or steve
if you happen to impress me
maybe we could get married
hypothetically 

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