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'Til You Can’t / Longer Than She Did

'Til You Can't

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Song about my beautiful sister n law.
Verse 1

The morning started out good, my clock went off right,

Had some coffee, thought “man, life’s alright.”

But after that, it all went  straight to hell,

I did everything except fall down a well.


My car inspection said “you’re in bad shape,

Three grand of work if you want that plate.”

And while I was cryin’ over my car

Some hacker made me a   pornstar.


Chorus

It’s not a good day,

No, freakin way!

When the world’s out to get you,

And there's  too many bills to pay.

It's  not a good day.

And it's  not oookay!


I'm too cute for the universe,

Not to be going my way

I shoulda stayed in bed today,

‘Cause it’s not a good day.


Verse 2

My daughter, that sweet little angel of mine,

Made me wanna nuke the world and kill mankind.

Inflation’s killin’ me, prices sky-high,

Might have to sell a kidney just to get by.


I thought I was losin’ weight, gettin’ in shape,

Till I stepped on the scale—ten pounds too late.

My husband’s gettin’ sued by Ronald McDonald,

While my dad’s in the mob and just got collared.


Chorus

It’s not a good day,

No, freakin way!

When the world’s out to get you,

And there's  too many bills to pay.

It's  not a good day.

And it's  not oookay!


I'm too cute for universe,

not to going my way

I shoulda stayed in bed today,

‘Cause it’s not a good day.


Bridge

Why can’t I have a life like my sister’s got?

She’s floatin’ on a cloud in some fancy spot.

She never worries, she just smiles out loud,

With a good-lookin’ husband who’s—well endowed. 


Chorus

It’s not a good day,

No, freakin way!

When the world’s out to get you,

And there's  too many bills to pay.

It's  not a good day.

And it's  not okay!


I'm too cute for the universe,

Nott to be going my way

I shoulda stayed in bed today,

‘Cause it’s not a good day..



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