Another example for class. Here are the lyrics:

I had a fart so big and loud
I jumped so high I touched the clouds
Wo o o o o o o 
It stretched my cheeks a mile wide
It smelled like lunch like chicken fried
Ste e e e e e e e ak

They’re never gonna breathe again
Woah, they’re never gonna forget 
No, this fart stank so good

Oo o oo o
This is gonna be the best prank of my life
my life
oooooooo
This is gonna be the best prank of my life
my life

I felt another fart come on
And then I opened up the jar
Wooooo
I farted in its gaping maw
No leakage just a jar of stank
Twisted on the lii i i i d
Wo o o o o o o o oh

leave it on a student’s desk
Woah, never gonna look away
You know you want to open it.

Chorus

I see them sitting in class wondering
I see them open the jar
The fart leaked out and hovered there
fart juice filled the air (the air)

This was totally the best prank of my life
my life
This was totally the best prank of my life
my life
This was totally - it really must be - this was totally the best day of my life. 
Everybody clearing out everybody up now.
This was totally the best prank of my life
my life

Best Day Parody

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I wrote this song a while ago while driving back from visiting a friend in Bloomington. Only recently dug it up and added some other tracks - it's an early, imperfect draft.

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