i love roblox!!!!!!!!

nonchalant dreadhead gangsta worldwide extravaganza spectacularpalooza

#evil #gangster #grindcore #emo #noiserock #noisecore

my super evil song

song dedicated to my haterz

yeahhhhh
im gonna pee in your mouth
blood blood so much blood everywhere
im so evillll
(screams and whatever)
i love singing all day long
i love singing this is my epic song
hahahahhahahahaha AAAAHAHHHHHHHHHHHH

my epic song

epic bacon wafflez >:p

jebodiah wafflejenkins epic theme song

lesbian national anthem

#bestsongever #midi #grindcore #reallycool

my best song yet

HOEZ DOWN AT THE CLURB MLG EPIC COOL!!!

so this is some kind of epic bizzare adventure?

waffle time

dandelions and sunshine

your feeble attempts at humor do not amuse me wafflejenkins

my happy song when i so happy

#noiserock #noise #emo #killer #gangsta #digigrind #grindcore

mama i wanna be a tapdancer

emo song 4 emo peoples

theres a bunch of fucking ants in my fucking dishwasher

i liek to eat babie sandwich

everyone die!!!!!
die!!!!!

all my haters need to die!!!!!

mary sue rainbow killer death camp!!!!!

Mary Sue Rainbow Killer Death Camp

evil song about the story of evil strawberry shortcake and how she killed everyone on the whole world with her switchblade and she is NOT sober

you know sometimes im like what if what if strawberry shortcake was so evil…?? o_O HAHAAHAHAH >:)

HAHAHHAHA IM STRAWBERRY SHORTCAKE AND IM GONNA KILL YOU!!!! BITCH!!!!!

LALALALALALALA SUCH A HAPPY DAY TODAY NOTHING CAN GO WRONG LALALALLALALAAALLLALALAAAAA

BUT SOMETIMES PEOPLE GO CRAZY…!!!

STRAWBERRY SHORTCAKE
SHE HAS A SWITCHBLADE!!!!!
STRAWBERRY SHORTCAKE
SHE’S NOT SOBER!!!!!!

HHAHHAHAHAHAAAAA
STRAWBERRY!!!!
STRAWBERRY 
HAS A SWITCHBLADE!!!!!
STRAWBERRY 
SHES NOT SOBER!!!!!!!!

HOW CAN WE FOIL HER VILE PLANS TO KILL EVERYONE???? AAAH!!!!!! 

OH NO ITS STRAWBERRY WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO GUYS???
OH NO ITS STRAWBERRY WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO???
OH NO ITS STRAWBERRY WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO GUYS???!!!!
OH NO ITS STRAWBERRY THEYRE COMING AFTER YOU!!!!

strawberry shortcake 
she’s not sober
strawberry shortcake
she’s gonna kill you
strawberry shortcake
she’s got a switchblade

AAAHHHHH SHE’S HERE!!!!
SHE’S STABBING ME TO DEATH!!!!!
(my beautiful angelic screams)

and in the end strawberry shortcake got her vengeance 
and she killed all the people in the- in the whole world
and everyone died
the end XD 

o_o wut…. da butt….?

derp!!! ^_^ :p

strawberry shortcake has a switchblade and she is not sober

song about my traumatic experience pissing on carpets

piss carpet

i stole the 24 karat gold labubu and shoved it up my ass

bloody unicorn circumcision gone wrong

everybody loves that jebodiah wafflejenkins intro midi well okay its midi to wav but same thing ja?

song for my true love who drank so many beers and died

texas now i know i was wrong
you drank too much and now you’re gone

texas im sorry for obsessing over you
but i never expected you to drink so much and dieeee

your beautiful angelic voice would sound like music to me!!!

please come home because i miss you and i love you texas!!!

texas come home
texas come home 
texas come home!!!!!!

texas i love you so very much i wanna kiss your 
beautiful thick juicy lips and marry you…

what will i ever do without you?

and i’ll know you’ll come back to me someday 
you are so special to me!!!

and when im feeling sad and blue i think about you john systems…

i pray that texas will come back to me RIGHT NOW!!!!!!!!

TEXAS COME HOME!!!
TEXAS COME HOME!!!
TEXAS COME HOME!!!
TEXAS COME HOME!!!
TEXAS COME HOME!!!
TEXAS COME HOME!!!
TEXAS COME HOME!!!
TEXAS COME HOME!!!
TEXAS COME HOME!!!
TEXAS COME HOME!!!
TEXAS COME HOME!!!
texas come homeeeee…

I LOVE YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
:,(

texas come home

punish me for my vile depravity
this does not feel like my body

i want to scream and cry and die
i ate so much glitter i threw it all up
i threw it all up in the toilet at 2am

*vomit sounds* so much glitter *more vomit sounds* so much blood!!!!! *vomittt*
AND THEN IM DEAD!!!!!!!!!!!

i threw up glitter in the toilet at 2am

i hate mayonnaise but sometimes i lie and i say i actually love mayonnaise and i eat a whole jar of it and smear it all over my naked body and get my wife to lick it off of me i wouldnt actually do that guys trust me haha

the title came to me when i was half asleep and i just had to write it in my notes

funny sandwich song

attack of teh waffelz

lets paint the entire world with rainbows and die

the ballad of wafflejenkins

if i cant be the best then i can be the worst


every day i stray further from sanity consumed by the neverending cycle 

im pro i love waffels and panceks!!!!!

and also epic ganster.................. dont 4get dat!!!!!

this MIGHT be death grips - my senpai vance kun ^_^

jebodiah wafflejenkins

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