TLC's "No Scrubs" redone leading into the Commonwealth Cup clash 11/27/21


No Punts


A Punt is a thing on 4th & long

AKA playing field position

Flipping the field like a flapjack

Well we don't work like that


So no, 

I don't want no punter, no

I think we should not do that, no

If I see Finn grab his helmet, no

Throw my drink at the TV, go splat!


I don't want no punts

A punt is a kick that can't get no love from me

Going for it 4th & inches

Clearing the benches

Hard to count on our D (hard count, see what I did there?)

I don't want no punts

A punt is a word I don't wanna hear on TV

No offense to Finn, gotta move the chains to win

Go For It Every Time!!

Brooonnnnco...Beat Tech!




No Punts (Beat Tech)

A new version of Wet Leg's "Chaise Longue," updated for the latest Covid-19 variant, Omicron
~lyrics~
Mommy, is it safe to go?
I went outside, Daddy he said "uh-oh"
All my friends thought it was done-NO
Went to Lake Woe-be-gone & got the Big O
I got the Big O
I got the Big O
I got the Big O
I went to the Lake & got the Big O

Did you get your booster?
Would you like us to assign someone to give you the booster?
Excuse me? (what)
Excuse me? (what)
Hey you, over there,
On the chaise longue with no mask on
What are you doing, you buffoon?
You will be horizontal soon

O me omicron, o me omicron
O me omicron, all day long, may this woe be gone

Is your mother worried?
Would you like us to ensure rapid testing for everyone
Excuse me? (what)
Excuse me? (what)
Hey you, in the front row
Did you get your test before the show
We thought this pandemic was going going gone
But now everybody's getting Omicron

Dry Arm - The Big O (Chaise Longue parody)

U2 cover for Uvalde and ALL the all-too-familiar incidents of the past 25 years in America. 

Sunday Bloody Sunday (demo)

Great to have Mariana Bell & Bahlmann Abbot back in the Corner Lounge...both have been part our local scene on & off for many years & now they're doing a show together at The Southern 12/3/17 with an incredible all-star band!

Jeff Sweatman

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