Sir Chameleon

The Fight Song (phone demo)

Black (cover) LIVE @ The Mingelmouse 25-10-2013

Acoustic 3/4 (untitled phone demo)

The Fight Song (New Demo)

Written about a dream I had in the early hours before MH17 crashed. I told my wife just after I woke up about how I watched a Malaysia Airlines plane and a KLM plane crash. It was so scary and so vivid that I had to share it with her. Later that day we we learned that a full flight of KLM and Malaysia Airlines passengers (it was a shared flight) crashed after being struck by a rocket. Nothing else to do but write a song. 

When Rockets Fly (phone demo)

The Perfect Heist

Penelope Brigade



Penelope Brigade wore her heart on a hand grenade
And with a thought she could blow apart this place
My dear Penelope
I can't stand the thought of thee
Losing out to the night
While you pull the pin on me

Penelope Brigade wore her heart on a razor blade
And with a thought she's going to rip apart your face
Nothing I could do or say
Or sing or play or even pray 
Could make her feel any other way


She walks with a molotov in her hand 
She walks the streets to find the man
Who took away the inoccence of life
With dynamite in her pack
She swears shes gonna get him back
And gonna blow his misconceptions all sky high

Penelope Brigade wore her heart on a hand grenade
And with a thought she could blow apart this place
My dear Penelope, 
Blowing up what you can not keep
Won't help your cause
And never set you free

She walks with a molotov in her hand 
She walks the streets to find the man
Who took away the inoccence of life
With dynamite in her pack
She swears shes gonna get him back
And gonna blow his misconceptions all sky high.

She walks at night with a bag held tight
Full of things that play with her delight
Petrol and a blade
And a hitlist with one name
TNT and an M-16
The bullets lay silently in an a magazine
Waiting for the day
She can say.... To him....
Sweet dreams

...With a molotov in her hand 
She walks the streets to find the man
Who took away the inoccence of life
With dynamite in her pack
She swears shes gonna get him back
And gonna blow his misconceptions all sky high
She walks with a molotov in her hand 
She walks the streets to find the man
Who took away the inoccence of life
With dynamite in her pack
She swears shes gonna get him back
And gonna blow his misconceptions all sky high

Fingers reaching in my head, they claw,
For catchy phrases I once said or saw.
But nothing sems to come to me.
Guess I'll sit and watch T.V. some more.
And then I see you on the screen.
You sold your soul for a piece of MTV.
You traded freedom for a crack.
You're never going to get it back, Amy.
I still can't find the words to write this song.
All the things that come to me are wrong.
It wasn't til I saw your fate.
Your inspiration came to late. So long.
And then I see you on the screen.
You sold your soul for a piece of MTV.
You traded freedom for a crack.
You're never going to get it back, Amy.
And then I see you on the screen.
You sold your soul for a piece of MTV.
You traded freedom for a crack.
You're never going to get it back, Amy.
You're never going to get it back, Amy.


Amy (demo)

You're Fired!!

Recorded live on RTV1 in Stadskanaal, The Netherlands on the 31st of December 2017. 

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LYRICS
I'm orange and I'm dumb 
I got an ego like the sun 
I got the best spin-doctors 
And now I'm number one 

I got a fortune from my dad 
I spent it pretty bad 
Bankrupted six companies 
And I don't declare my tax 

But it doesn't matter now 
Now I'm in the White House 
You can con the world 
If you are a real good liar 
But don't try to fuck me or YOU'RE FIRED! 

I'm a sexist fucking pig 
And I think my shit don't stink 
I'll plunge the country into war 
And I'll profit while you sink 

What I want I just take 
And all the media is fake 
The most humble man in all the land 
And I'm really really... really... really REALLY great 
The best 
Believe me 

But it doesn't matter now 
Now I'm in the White House 
You can con the world 
If you are a real good liar 
But don't try to fuck me or YOU'RE FIRED! 

(Bridge) 

But it doesn't matter now 
Now I'm in the White House 
You can con the world 
If you are a real good liar 
But don't try to fuck me or YOU'RE FIRED! 
But it doesn't matter now 
Now I'm in the White House 
You can con the world 
If you are a real good liar 
But don't try to fuck me or YOU'RE FIRED!

(Don't Try To Fcuk Me Or)You're Fired (live)

I'm a singer/songwriter from Australia but now I'm based in Stadskanaal, The Netherlands, Here you'll find most of my work-in-progress tunes (phone demos and some studio tracks). Please like my facebook page at http://facebook.com/jeffhaymanmusic .

For my self published releases, visit my bandcamp page at http://jeffhayman.bandcamp.com

Jeff Hayman

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