Written, recorded, produced by J. Krantz
© 2025, Glow Town Tracks
A Stardust Laika Production

Vesuvius

'Pocalypse
by Jeff Krantz
© 2025, Glow Town Tracks

Who's the white guy always first in line?
Who's the guy never servin' time?
Who's the white guy BMW?
Who's the white guy bein' trouble you?

Who's the white guy never there on time?
Who's the white guy window dollar sign?
Who's the white guy don't he never fall?
Who's the white guy with the basketball?

Who's the white guy he go gettin' head?
Who's the white guy always turnin' dead?
Who's the white guy lendin' all the bank?
Who's the white guy with the armor tank?

Who's the white guy marry Tinker Bell?
Who's the white guy always buy and sell?
Who's the white guy tearin' up the street?
Who's the white guy eatin' all the meat?

Who's the white guy walkin' heart attack?
Who's the white guy talkin' quarterback?
Who's the white guy with the diamond ring?
Who's the white guy own the pretty thing?

Who's the white guy ridin' on a yacht?
Who's the white guy wailin' what he got?
Who's the white guy homeless folk molester?
Who's the white guy wearin' polyester?

Who's the white guy drivin' with the phone?
Who's the white guy diggin' all the bone?
Who's the white guy clutchin' leather case?
Who's the white guy never look my face?

Who's the white guy growin' bald today?
Who's the white guy idol Michael J?
Who's the white never walkin' hip?
Who's the white guy stiff upper lip?

Who's the white guy always lock his car?
Who's the white guy always 'bove the law?
Who's the white guy makin' triple figures?
Who's the white guy stakin' them gold diggers?

Who's the white guy learn to multiply?
Who's the white guy servin' 9 to 5?
Who's the white doin' Mister said?
Who's the white guy marry Wonder Bread?

Who's the white guy buildin' all the bombs?
Who's the white guy kissin' to the Ma?
Who's the white guy steppin' crock o' shit?
Who's the white guy 'Pocalypse?

Bass ~ Jeff Krantz
Drums ~ Milk Bone
Vocals ~ Delvin Franklin

'Pocalypse

Two finger claw ~ ~
By Jeff Krantz
© 2025 Jeff Krantz, GlowTown Tracks

Claw Hand Of Franklinos

Written, Performed, Produced by Jeff Krantz
© 2025, GlowTown Tracks
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Strange Root

The Gnaw Hand Of Franklinos

Written, Performed, Produced by Jeff Krantz
©2025 Jeff Krantz, GlowTown Tracks

Could there ever be such an uninspiring vocal performance? Vomit.
Grasp the spirit
Ere it's gone
Ditch the sorrow
Life is won
Seize the honey
One good hand
Raise the Kraken
'Tis the plan

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Raise The Kraken

Written, Performed, Produced by Jeff Krantz
©2025 Jeff Krantz, GlowTown Tracks
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vegaspizzakings@yahoo.com

Piston (The Chase)

Written, Performed, Produced by Jeff Krantz
© 2025 Jeff Krantz, GlowTown Tracks

Not much of a Spring
Dark bird dark wing
Dissolving like dream
Moon cobweb gleam

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Spring Sprang

Kick every downward dog
Stick every clever clog
Suck every stitch of gold
Fuck every bitch of soul
Finalitor
Beauty untouchable
No smidgeon worthy
Goddess unclutchable
No God damn mercy

Written, Performed, Produced by Jeff Krantz
vegaspizzakings@yahoo.com
napalmurchin@gmail.com
©2025 Jeff Krantz, Glitter Gulch Tapes

Finalitor

Secret meet in East Berlin
Crow stone west by cobble bridge
Destiny grip frostbit hand
Sweet vodka hearten courage
Contact set in East Berlin
(Compact lead with botulin)
Conspiracy deflection
Should intrigue unveil as day
(Should deceit disintegrate)
Shoot venomous injection
Rendezvous in East Berlin
Blood united we do stand
Comrade voicing simplest doubt
Strangle weakness bone bare hand
Shivering in East Berlin
(Slithering in East Berlin)
Victory proud crimson cry
Blessed be dark murderous chess
(Blessed be blasphemousness)
Pray to Hell God sanctify

Written, Performed, Produced by Jeff Krantz
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napalmurchin@gmail.com
©2025, Jeff Krantz, GlowTown Tracks

East Berlin

Peace And Happiness (Mike Bradshaw) / Peace In The Land (Jeff Krantz)
Mike: Vocal, Guitar, Keyboard 
Jeff: Bass, Drums, Strings 

Written, performed, and produced by Vegas Pizza Kings
© 2025, Glow Town Tracks

Peace And Happiness / Peace In The Land

In memory of Mike Bradshaw

Written, recorded, and produced by Jeff Krantz

A Napalm Urchin production

© 2025 Jeff Krantz, Glitter Gulch Recordings

The Altar

Let It Down, take 2.
Written, recorded, and produced by J. Krantz.
@ Glitter Gulch Recordings

Electric Snails def

God Spew

From the album Traces Of The Secret
Written, performed, produced by J. Krantz
An Enticements Production
© 2025, Glow Town Tracks

Disco

Written, recorded, produced by J. Krantz
From the album Master Jeffrey III

dear mother you told me 'bout these folk
I thought it was a mother joke
surrounded by the sugar shadow
here comes the blonde they call black widow
dear mother you told me 'bout these folk
I'm goin' out on end of rope

© 2025, Cold War Scientist, Glitter Gulch Tapes

Black Widow

Mother Russia
Written, performed, produced by Jeff Krantz
© 2025, Laika Rocket

Bring back the Iron Curtain
Give me a life more certain
Throughout the land exudes
The rot of flesh decay

By the heel of Khruschev
By the blood of Soviet
All other nations trembled
Shook and crumbled out the way

Bring back the Iron Curtain
Give me a land more certain
Шоулд хаве дроппед деар Тсар Бомба
Гроунд зеро мотхер блоод-цурдлинг сингинг

The czar has lost his ruby ring
Toppled by the Burger King
Every nation shook
As Sputnik seized the skies 

@ Glitter Gulch Tracks
From the album Laika
A Naplam Urchin Production

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