Carrier Has Arrived Bitch

Request for Reddit @ http://www.reddit.com/r/recordthis/comments/1mwug8/request_quotation_reading_documentary_somber_feel/

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Request (sorta) for /r/recordthis @ http://www.reddit.com/r/recordthis/comments/1rlld1/request_want_to_be_the_voice_of_my_jarvis/

Absolutely Sir

Game Over. User wins.


recordthis request @ http://www.reddit.com/r/recordthis/comments/1rpl45/requestdeep_male_voice_for_a_parody/

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http://www.reddit.com/r/recordthis/comments/1ty5d1/request_an_extremely_bad_story_i_wrote_for_a/

"An extremely bad story I wrote for a friends birthday"

Ther was this guy called zelda. he awlays dresed in the majestical colour of green. Won day he saved the prinses which livved in the toweers. bowser had kidnappad them. "I WILL SAVE THAT PRINSES WICH HAS NOOOOOO NAME" he went too bowsers house and got the prinses. then he purt his shiney peenis in her shiney vajiney. lets just say hes not a vigin anymore ;)
DEN SUDENLY SHE SUDENLY DIED. oh noes said zelda. DIS IS UR FOLT BOWSER. den he kiled bowser and used his tale to wipe his shiney butt.
nothing taists better than revengeeeee said zelda. he had a clean butt but he lost his pants.

chapter 2: edventure too the pant store
zelda walked far and farrther into the distanse were the pants store was. im gonna pop some pants, onley got 20 dollers in my pocket. this is the song that he singed all the way.
he got to the store but oh no sudenly he sudenly didant hafe any 20 dollers in his pocket. so the cake really was a lie? exclaimed zelda
he kiled everywon and the polees came and arestted him. he now had pants on. but sudenly he was scared becuse he peed all over them in a dreem where a bare ataced him and he was ded.

Chapter 3 zelda goes to jale
zelda woke up and he wasnt ded it was just a dreme but his pants where still all peey so he wanted to break out of jale (btw the polees put him in jale for making people dead) sudenly the door opened and he sudenly left the jale in a suden manner. nobody notised until somewon notised and tryed to shot him but he had an invinsible sheeld so he could dodj all of there attacks. they all got very very angery when he shouted "haha piggie wiggies" they were so angery they comited suiside by shoting them selves in there faces.

now zelda was on the run. so he did just that. he runned. until he got to a brige which smelt like his granma. this confused him as he thinked it was his real granma (shes ded) so he made out with the brige. then the bige says angerly " I AM NO GRANMA. I...AM...BRIGEEEEEEEE!" zelda cried becuse he thinked his granma had dementeya and became a bridge.
so he walked on the bridg and was atacked by a big fat brown ghost. come to think of it, ghosts arnet big fat or brown so it must of been a goreon. he had left his guns at the polees car so he culdnt shoot it. sudenly, he punched it sudenly very hardley and it esploded in a gargantuan shower of ghost blood (ghlood for short ;)) he maried his granma and they lived hapily ever after until they sudenly died very sudenly...(lets just say shes not a vigin anymore ;) )

ZLDEA!!!!!!!!!`

http://www.reddit.com/r/recordthis/comments/21ga57/challenge_the_retro_encabulator/

vinyl sound and background music from youtube somewhere

Rockwell Automation Presents - The Retro Encabulator

Fuck you. That's my name. You know why, mister? You drove a Hyundai to get here. I drove an eighty-thousand dollar BMW. THAT'S my name. And your name is you're wanting. You can't play in the man's game, you can't close them - go home and tell your wife your troubles. Because only one thing counts in this life: Get them to sign on the line which is dotted. You hear me you fucking faggots? A-B-C. A-Always, B-Be, C-Closing. Always be closing. ALWAYS BE CLOSING.

Always Be Batman

Ask and ye shall receive. Whaddya mean nobody asked for this?

Thats So Chainzy

Answering Machine

Source text: https://warframe.fandom.com/wiki/Panthera#comm-1364694

the fact thay made it alt fire consume ammo again stupid evin when it did not it was never able to compete with it main fire. in the term of damage an dps. no matter what build I used it just was not good enough it needed to much needed pouch tho an range 2 slot wasted an was much slower. I work on 11 riven to see an so far it was not worth but for fun. I love the bug you could do an do the atl fire well you were meleeing enemy's that was a good way to make it better. but if it consume it clip again now it interupte it. so that fun build is gone it was kinda like the poc combo easy status proc with ur melee. alt fire weakness was it fire rate range an much needed tlc to make it worth it witch suffered to much from damage than. main fire rate dont suffer much. all around good state so going for 200ish easy multishot for wave of buzzsaws an 8 shot per sec fire rate x3 with it fire rate make up for status chance an damage for it low crit game but it get orage crit often just for the damn fire rate with it 3 buzz saw per shot make it add it together an get a good crit any ways it defailt pouch tho an great size clip an ammo make me know I dont need to put anything none pure damage mods on. an know that harrow can make it get rad crit easy is fun as it fire rate evin better an reload is nothing. evin with out harrow my panther kill LV 155 heavly in like 1 sec an anything near or behind it. it bullet range it self is great easy aiming an head shot evin if it shot is made wider.

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