Unfinished track from the start of lockdown. The session files were lost but it’s still a Boner Jam.

Ethereal

Touch Me

A song for my son from me and my auld dad. 
A song for my auld dad from me and my son.

A song I recorded to understand how I felt.

A song for anyone who didn't want to lose someone.

Hey, Julian

The traditional anthem for the prestigious and very exclusive educational establishment of which I am an Alumni. 

It’s the Bimford Boys School for boys with big dicks 
and bouncy bumcheeks 
and little dimples

(Barrell-Chested bastards)

We’re talking:
- [x] Hard graft with the troops
- [x] Celtic daft (MON EH HOOPS!)

If you want to join their creed-
Take a tentative lick of their globulous seed;
It’s necrotic/ a Grade-A narcotic
But, coming out the Bimford boys? So erotic 🤤 

It’s the Bimford Boys School for boys with big dicks, across from Broomlands, behind the bus stop, beside the Springside school for slappers and sluts 

🎉BIMFORD BOYS🎉
👃🏿🙅🏾👯👯👯👯👯‍♂️


It’s the Bimford Boys School for boys with big dicks 
and bouncy bumcheeks 
and little dimples
It’s the Bimford Boys School for boys with big dicks 
and bouncy bumcheeks.. n.. 

fuckin..

Goddamn it…
I love those boys
😂😂😂😂

They’re haulin’
- [x] Fat-Ass dinguses
- [x] Hard drugs
- [x] Nike shoes 

Haircut?
Lookin good 😊 

Arse crack?
Smellin HUGE!🤥

Caught necrotising fasciitis
Took a year out of school…

BIMFORD BOYS ARE VERY COOL! 😎 

(Regarding the Springfield slappers)

Big titties, fake or real?
Pussy so good it’s a three course meal 🤑
Nipples: SO centred 
My sexual mentor

Suckin ma dick like a hogwarts dementor 😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫


BOYS….. Aw, Christ 😑

Welcome to the Bimford Boys School
For boys with big dicks
(And even bigger problems…)

And even BIGGER bum cheeks 🙃

…. But… The false allegations of rape have been bringing them down 😬 


(That girl was a liar🥸)

Bimford Boys' School for Boys (with Big Dicks)

Gay men can be hard. 
Hard men can be gay.

Get used to it, cunts.

Boys!

The Hard Men of London

Just a little bit harder. Just a little bit more rural. Just a little bit better. Just a little bit steamin.

Hard Fellas O’ London

Not long after my dad passed away, I tried to record a performance of one of his Karaoke showpieces. Managed it mostly live, but had to punch in a verse due to hard sobbing. Falls apart at the end by about a semitone - but decided that that's part of the "bereavement" energy.

Miss ye, big man x

Jed's Karaoke Song - Tom Jones - I'll never Fall in Love Again

A reimagining of a song by a younger version of myself 11 years ago, still trying to make sense of pain that wasn’t mine to carry, except by choice. 

Somewhere between hope and helplessness, built from the quiet moments when you reach out to someone who’s slipping through their own hands.

A soft reminder that sometimes all you can offer is to stay.

Written from the gap that bridges the spaces between hope, guilt, and letting go.

Reset, Yet Again

I Can Make You Dance

Produced by The Big Slice
w/ Jim Crisps, Pelmet, McShame, Big Slice, Wizard

Don't Shoot The Goose

From October - July 2016, I made a track with anyone who passed through my house, so long as we were mad wae it. This is what we made. You're welcome.

Half Man, Half Mirror Ball

I just make songs when I want to make songs because I like my songs. That's the trick, I reckon; write your own favourite songs

Josh Egan

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