My friend’s a millionaire
He has a dorm with a big ass TV
He even   pays for porn
Nobody pays for porn

My friend’s a millionaire
His money is all I care for
My friend’s a millionaire
He loans me money that he never sees again

Hey,  can I use your care
Woops, forgot I crashed it last week in your garden.
But you can have my bike
How you mean that was your bike?

My friend’s a millionaire
His money is all I care for
My friend’s a millionaire
He loans me money that he never sees again

I dare you to swim in a pool of wodka
and suddenly I’m on your funeral
But don’t worry, i will take care of your mother
She loves me more anyway

I’ve read your testament
It says that all you had is now my property
I would like to thank you friend
But my dad says I can’t have dead friends

Now I’m a millionaire
I spent my money on bitches and alcohol
Thanks for this good life you queer 
Yes I thought you were a queer

Jense Defraye