Just something I wrote for a cute little baby called Charlie.
It's based off of the song Sleepy Puppies from Adventure Time.


Lyrics
Finn & Jake go do fun things, 
Some crazy things, 
But still fun things.
They entertain, 
Little baby Charlie, 
She watches them train, 
She will do the same.
They fight off evil, 
In lots of ways, 
Some crazy ways, 
But still fun ways.
Princess Bubble Gum, 
Gets caught by the ice king, 
But Finn & Jake always come, 
What was he thinking?
Finn is cool, 
He has long blond hair, 
He is no fool, 
He tries to be fair.
He likes being good, 
And he's super tough, 
He knows that things can, 
Get kinda rough.
Jake can turn, a 
Into lots of things, 
Some crazy things, 
And some really fun things.
Lady Rainicorn, 
Is his girlfriend, 
They like to hang out, 
Again and again.
Finn & Jake, 
Go to sleep, 
Because they need rest, 
To be the best.
They shut their eyes, 
And the night flies by, 
And they shout hooray! 
For a brand new day.

Adventure Time Lullaby

A song about Stephen Hawking and Black Holes

Lyrics:
I dabble in some, 
Time travel is it, 
Possible? 
Remarkable.
Do we burn up? 
Where would we turn up? 
Is there disparity, 
In singularity?
Are they passive? 
Supermassive? 
Will they be the end of us? 
Will it matter? 
If this matter? 
Disappears without a fuss?
Why are all these stars leaving? 
Maybe we have hurt their feelings? 
I say we form a planetary council, 
And set off on an adventure! 
And if we can't convince them to turn back, 
We'll have to plan a galactic attack! 
Contact all the astrophysicists! 
I plan to follow through with this!
We have to use physics to fight these physics, 
Counteract this entropy and thermodynamics!
We have to get these smart guys on our side, 
And get them talking, 
Like sexy walkin' stephen hawkin'.
We have to build space ships to survive, 
So we can thrive, 
And avoid a nose dive.
These black holes keep expanding, 
And exceed my general understanding.
I cannot comprehend, 
How this world is going to end. 
But if we find some friends, 
They might help the anti-gravitational collapse revolution begin. 
Black holes never stop taking and growing, 
They're worse than we are!
They're worse than we are...
But we still love them
Since they're really cool
As proven by Sexy Walkin Stephen Hawking

Sexy Walking Black Hole Stephen Hawking

A song for my upcoming choose your own adventure book Killing Hitler with Praise and Fire A Time Travel Paradox.
If you could go back in time and, 
Change the course of history, 
Would you change everything you could? 
Or are you unsure of whether or not you would?
Can you feel, 
The power at your finger tips? 
Taking part, 
In a crazy time traveling trip! 
You could change the course of history with one slip, 
Decide the fate of humans with a single coin flip.
What if I told you, 
You could prevent disaster? 
On a global scale? 
By altering the fate of an Austrian-born German male? 
Who will re-commit atrocities if you fail?
Yes, I'm talking about Hitler, 
A horrendously evil dictator! 
Are you prepared to change the fate, 
Of the world's most infamous hater!
Will you divert the course of his career? 
Will you make him distracted? 
Make sure his ideology is not enacted? 
Or simply kick him in his rear?
Whoooooaaaaa, 
The choice is up to you! 
Killing Hitler With Praise & Fire, 
A Time Travel Paradox, 
Where you choose what to do!
[big chorus acapella section]
Will you divert the course of his career? 
Will you make him distracted? 
Make sure his ideology is not enacted? 
Or simply kick him in his rear?
Decisions, decisions, 
Can I choose them all? 
Hell yes! 
So many different ways to make Hitler fall!
Multiple read throughs, 
You cannot lose, 
You can only find, 
More awesome ways to be amused!
Educational? Yea! 
Inspirational? For sure! 
Confrontational? Yes! 
Controversial? Of course!
You will laugh, 
You will cry, 
You might make Hitler die, 
Or you can even try, 
To make him harmless as a fly!
Choose your own adventure, 
You will always remember, 
This adventure that you won't forget, 
Do you think you can handle it?
Going back in time, 
Doing things you've never done before, 
Open up the door, 
Even if you are unsure!
Time traveling, 
To defeat a super evil entity, 
It's the most legendary, 
Semi-fictional history story, 
you'll ever fucking reeeeeeeead! 
Reeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaad


Killing Hitler With Praise and Fire A Time Travel Paradox

Lyrics:
When compared to humans, 
Ducks are actually very small, 
If Darkwing Duck were real, 
He would not be nearly as tall.
Ducks can only quack at things, 
So rats definitely don't talk to them, 
It's hard to be a crime fighter, 
When communication is a problem,
A real duck would suck at non-duck things.
Realistic Darkwing Duck! 
He's wearing a big hat and can't see shit. 
Realistic Darkwing Duck! 
He has wings so he can't hold things. 
Realistic Darkwing Duck! 
They're mostly aquatic birds and don't sleep in beds. 
Realistic Darkwing Duck! 
They don't wear clothing on their heads.
Darkwing wouldn't have time for crime, 
Because he'd be busy raping other ducks, 
About one-third of duck sex is forced, 
So he would be focused on trying to fuck!
Ducks penises can get really big, 
Some are 17 inches long! 
They spiral up like the tail of a pig, 
Now that's a really freaky dong!
Female ducks keep evolving, 
Ways to defend against being raped, 
But the male ducks evolve their penises, 
To make sure the vaginas stay properly shaped (for their penises).
Ducks kinda sound like the worst crime fighters, 
That could ever exist!
Realistic Darkwing Duck! 
He's wearing a big hat and can't see shit. 
Realistic Darkwing Duck! 
He has wings so he can't hold things. 
Realistic Darkwing Duck! 
They're mostly aquatic birds and don't sleep in beds. 
Realistic Darkwing Duck! 
They don't wear clothing on their heads.

Realistic DarkWing Duck

Lyrics:
Transvestites, 
More than meets the eye.
Transvestites, 
Dudes are in disguise!
The auto cock-blocks, 
Wage their battles, 
To discover who is, 
An evil Molesticon.
Transvestites, 
More than meets the eye.
Tranvestites, 
Dudes are in disguise!
These men are simply, 
Cross dressing, 
They're not, 
Chicks with dicks, 
And they do not have to be gay.
They're usually, 
Easy to spot, 
Before you embrace, 
Just look at their face, 
Yup, that's too much make up.
Transvestites, 
More than meets the eye!
Transvestites, 
These dudes are in disguise!

Transvestites, More than Meets the Eye ;) Parody

Lyrics:
Stalin's full name was, 
Ioseb Besarionis dze Jughashvili, 
Isn't that totally sweet?
I heard Joseph Stalin had a lot of charm, 
Especially for a guy with a deformed left arm, 
I heard he would get all the girls with it, 
Because he would do a lot of kinky shit!
Oh, Stalin, 
You rascal, you! 
Spreading communism, 
Famines , 
Atheism, too!
While children dug up potatoes, 
In a collective farm, 
You flirted with some Russian hos, 
With your pimped up left arm!
Stalin, baby, 
I remember that arm like it was yesterday. 
At first I thought it was gross, 
But then we started to partaaaay. 
You unbuttoned my dress, 
And you had some trouble. 
But then we drank some vodka, 
Until we saw double.
You used that mustache in ways, 
That would make Vladimir Lenin jealous. 
I'm not sure if we were being loud, 
Because no one would tell us. 
Maybe that's just because you, 
Ordered them not to. 
I'm pretty sure you intimidate, 
Most people around you.
Stalin, 
You rascal, you! 
Spreading communism, 
Famines , 
Atheism, too!

Stalin

Crazed Scientist into well everything, writing a book a the moment, working on game dev, making music, drawing and attempting some animation work, though sadly I don't game very much anymore, no time :(. 

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