Parody of the Lonely Island's "I Just Had Sex" featuring Akon.
"I Caught the Snitch"
Sometimes (Oooooh)
Something beautiful happens in this world (Yeah)
You don't know how to
Express yourself so
You just gotta sing
I caught the snitch
And it felt so good (Felt so good)
I reached out and I grabbed that snitch
Right out of the air
I caught the snitch
And I'll never go back (Never go back)
To the not-caught-the-snitch
Ways of the past
Have you ever caught the snitch?
I have it felt great
It felt so good
When I did it like a boss
No one could stop me
It literally just happened
Catching snitches makes a nice
Man out the meanest
Never guess where I just came from
I caught the snitch
If I had to describe the feeling
It was the best
When I caught the snitch
Man I felt so great
And I called my parents
Right after I was done
Oh hey, didn't see you there
Guess what I just did?
Caught the snitch, on the pitch
Caught the eye of every witch
Was sure nice of him
To let me do that thing
Nice of anybody ever
Now sing
I caught the snitch
And it felt so good (Felt so good)
I reached out and I grabbed that snitch
Right out of the air
I wanna tell the world
To be honest I'm surprised
The other seeker didn't do it
Doesn't really make sense
But man, screw it
I ain't one to argue
With a good thing
I could do this twice
That good?
The best 3 seconds of my life
I'm so humbled by the snitch's willingness
To let me catch it
Cuz honestly I'd catch a stick
If you made me go and fetch it
With that in mind I like
To catch those snitches more
Cuz I get to use
A broomstick and they're 30 points score
So this one's dedicated to those snitches
That let us chase them around on and off the field
If you're near or far
Whether short or tall
We wanna thank you all
For letting us catch you
He kept looking at his watch
(Doesn't matter, caught the snitch)
But I jogged the whole time
(Doesn't matter, caught the snitch)
I think he might've tripped and fell
(Doesn't matter, caught the snitch)
It fell right out into my hand
(Still counts)
I caught the snitch (snitch)
And my dreams came true (Dreams came true)
So if you caught the snitch in the last 30 minutes
then you're qualified to sing with me
I caught the snitch (Everybody sing)
And it felt so good (We all caught the snitch)
I reached out and I grabbed that snitch
Right out of the air (I wanna tell the world)
I caught the snitch
And I'll never go back (No no no)
To the not-caught-the-snitch
Days of the past


Jeremy Meyer

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