Jericca was born with a natural talent unlike any before her.

JERICCA - "I can't really sing... or produce music... or do anything musical... but I'm really really really good at chatting before a track starts. If you wish to contact me, or collaborate a track with me or (most likely) are just seeking my unique vocal talents - please contact my manager to discuss payment. (Just contact me, as I am my own manager)"

AVICCII - "When she speaks, I am hypnotised"

SNOOP DOOG - "She is fo shizzle ma nizzle"

ELTON JON - "She is what the music industry has been missing"

50 SENT - "This gangster got shot 10 times... in the eye"

But nobody knows Jericca like Jericca does so...

"I like long walks in the park. I am somewhat idolised amongst those with higher IQ's. Occasionally, I tread water for a couple days in a row. I woo men with my sensuous and powerful open-mouth wink, I can pilot a unicycle up severe inclines with ridiculous speed, and I cook Thirty-Minute cookies in twenty minutes.

I am an expert in lipstick application, a veteran in love, and an outlaw in Guam. Using only a pogo stick, I once single-handedly defended a small village in the Amazon from a horde of ferocious sloths. I am the subject of numerous documentaries and I can speak 17 languages (none fluently).

Critics worldwide swoon over my original line of denim eveningwear. I do not perspire. My majestic floral arrangements have earned me fame in international botany circles.

I can hurl a high-heel at small moving objects with deadly accuracy and it will return like a boomerang. I know the exact location of every food item in the supermarket. The laws of physics do not apply to me. I don't eat honey… I eats bees.

I balance, I weave, I dodge, I frolic, and my hair still looks bloody amazing. On weekends, to let off steam, I participate in full-contact origami. When I was only five I discovered the meaning of life but forgot to write it down. I have made extraordinary four course meals using only a cheese grater and ketchup.

I have won bullfights in Spain, cliff-diving competitions in Sri Lanka, and spelling bees at the Kremlin. I have performed open-heart surgery, and I have spoken with Elvis. I am also remarkably humble" - JERICCA

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