Change is Comming

It's Invisible by Raised by Wolves. This song was a winner from the week of 5/16/01 - 05/21/01.   Get better soon Shane!


Raised by Wolves Hxaro

It's Invisible

Songs to Fight With

Good Luck Charm

Trash Panda

Crustacean Stretch Receptor

Is Jerkatorium a threat to the military industrial complex?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z-d0IAwX7n8


Real Reel to Reel

Rough demo for High School Safety Pin Parade.

HighSchool Demo

Our song for Nur Ein XII Round Two. The challenge for this round is "Lyric consists of only one sentence."

In our case, it's a bit of a run-on.

Nur Ein XII Round Two

Tired of Talking

The challenge this time around is to incorporate a "mondegreen" into your song. We picked one from Chumpy's childhood, "You need Kool Aid" from "Whole Lotta Love", and threw in a bonus one for fun.

Nur Ein XII Round Four

A Sense of the Absurd

This song was written for SpinTunes #13, round one. It's about Paul Lynde, who was a very funny man and a mean drunk.

SpinTunes #13 Round One

Center Square

Written to be the theme song for the one and only Derp Crew!

Jerkommuter Challenge

Derp Crew

Jerkommuter Challenge #4

The Golf Song

Once again we team up with MIcah for a SongFight submission!

Flamethrower feat. Micah Sommersmith

What we have here is Jerkatorium's first track of 2018. Enjoy!

Until it Happens to You

Abandoned demo for the X Ray Specs SongFight.

X Ray Specs Demo

We're really, really excited about judging SpinTunes 14! So excited in fact, we wrote our own theme song.

Two Jerks, One Vote

SpinTunes Judge's Theme

This is a song about Buko the dog, who despite his animal instincts is loved by all. Big thanks to @Da_Bomberanian for the great artwork and for being our biggest fan!

One of These Days

This song is a prequel to "I Think I Love You" by the Partridge Family.

I Think You're OK

A fun new Nur Ein track from our "friends" in Matchy Matchy!
The challenge for this round was to have a guest use a household item.

Nur Ein XIII Round Three

We Should

Nur Ein XIII Round Zero

Trial By Fire

Nur Ein XIII Round Two

Internet Sensation

Nur Ein XIII Round Four

Never Knew The Guy

This is our cover of Inverse T Clown's "Today's the Day", now with 89% less misogyny!

SpinTunes #14 Round 3

Today's the Day (cover)

Strange New World: You are an alien visiting the Earth. Write about what you found.

VERSE 

What is this crap I’m looking at? 
What are you doing? What are you wearing? 
It’s a world of infinite resources, 
why all the hoarding? Why aren’t you sharing? 
You’ve had like forever 
To get your shit together 
But you’re all too stupid 
And shallow, whatever 
I’m leaving here 
Leaving here 
Leaving and I’m never coming back 

CHORUS 

God it makes me sick 
To see this planet filled with pricks. 
You had forever to make it right 
But now it’s way too broke to fix. 
This could have been a paradise 
If all you fucker’s would just play nice 
But you’re greedy and you’re stupid 
and you’re selfish and you’ve fucked up 
everything everything everything. 

VERSE 

And what is this shit here? 
Did these used to be your oceans? 
And where’s your free society? 
It’s just corruption and corrosion. 
How many million years you’ve had 
To learn to tell the good from bad 
I’m leaving here 
Leaving here 
Leaving and I’m never coming back 

CHORUS 

BRIDGE 
I could send an army to 
destroy this wretched world 
And I might do it 
Don’t think I should bother ‘cause from 
everything I’ve heard 
You dicks will prob’ly beat me to it. 

CHORUS

Everything Everything Everything

Liquid Starshine

The Jerks team up with Owl this time around for a collab we call "Miscellaneous Jerk". It was either that or "Owlatorium".

Owlatorium

Try Me

Chumpy covers Robert Pollard's "Flat Beauty", because he's a giant GBV nerd, and this apparently makes him happy.

Flat Beauty (cover)

Our song In the Future is inspired from a scene from the movie Plan 9 from Outer Space where the narrator, The Amazing Criswell, introduces the film. Criswell was an American psychic, popular  in 1950s - 1970s who often made SHOCKING PREDICTIONS about the FUTURE! He was the Liberace of the spirit world, who wore an outlandish sequined tuxedo, had well coiffed hair, and was known to sleep in caskets.

In The Future

Jerkatorium's entry for SpinTunes #16 Round 2
Count Me In: Your lyrics must prominently feature counting.

8-bit Love

Something Right

Oh Pandora

Love In The Time Of

Original Flava - COVID-19 Edition

Your Discarded Cigarette (Cover)

Tell me about the rabbits Vom, tell me about the rabbits!

Original Flava COVID-19 Edition

The Sugary Goo Inside (Cover)

Jerkatorium is a band that competes on SONGFIGHT.ORG, a bi-weekly songwriting and recording competition. 


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