Recorded in January 2014 to commemorate the firing of Mike Shanahan from the Washington Redskins.

Mike is cleaning out his office tonight 
Kyle asks, “Do you think we should rent a truck?” 
Mike says, "No, I packed it all up last year 
so this season I didn’t give a ****" 

Say goodbye, Mike Shanahan 
Say goodbye to RGIII 
Say goodbye, Mike Shanahan 
Say goodbye to DC

A parody of Billy Joel, "Say Goodbye to Hollywood"

Say Goodbye, Mike Shanahan

A rather silly song parody about trying to convince my wife to order a pepperoni pizza.

I want a pizza, do you wanna share one
tonight, I’m hungry? (Do you have money?)
There’s a number on the fridge, they’ll deliver to our home tonight (Tonight)
I like it pan and let’s add breadsticks
I might be lazy (I guess, I may be)
Stay on the couch and we can binge watch Netflix tonight

I had a real small lunch, really didn’t eat much
Do you think we should order two, one for me and one for you
That way we know we’ll have enough

I want some pepperoni, and no other topping will do
Please ask for pepperoni, your half can have whatever you choose
Just get me some pep, some pep….
I just want pepperoni, and I’ll even share a slice with you
and don’t forget Mountain Dew!

A parody of Lady Gaga, “Edge of Glory"

Pepperoni (Parody of Lady Gaga, Edge Of Glory)

A parody celebrating the oft-repeated and always horrible "Uranus Joke" from ESPN's PTI program.

Here we are 
kicking off another show with Mike & Tony 
It’s PTI 
A slow day with talk about soccer and hockey goalies 
It’s the open 
my favorite part of the show 
but sometimes the writers are lazy 
and rehash easy jokes 

“I saw Uranus" 
“That’s never not funny," people say 
though we know it's dumb 

“Look at Uranus" 
Mr. Tony loves to say 
A joke so cheap 
and weak 
but all we can do is laugh each time they say it 

A parody of Barry Manilow, “Looks Like We Made It”

Looks Like Uranus

Also on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lGNb6C_VTAM

Before the ink was dry on "The Letter" announcing that LeBron was taking his talents to Akron, LeBron's camp was already agitating for a Wiggins for Kevin Love trade. This is going to be a fun ride...

I want Love for a new Big Three
Me and Kevin Love and young Kyrie
I want Love, f*** Andrew Wiggins
When I said I'd be patient I was just kidding

I want Love cause I'm the King
Don't care about your future I just want rings
Now that I made my decision
I might opt out next year the clock is tickin!

Get some scrubs from the Utah Jazz
trade them all, throw in some picks
expiring deals, send ‘em all to Flip
I want Love at the cost of everything
He's the one I want
Kevin Love

I want Love, so make the trade
He’ll help us stretch the floor and win some games
A big like Kevin makes things happen
He can rent one of 80 rooms at my home in Akron

I want Love he’s a special guy
I want Love don’t let me down
don’t screw this up, don’t piss me off
"I'm Coming Home,” that was damn good PR
but now I wanna win
I want Love

We won't beat the Spurs without Kevin
I learned that lesson in 2007
So get me Love to play basketball
just don’t trade clients of my friend Rich Paul

If you don’t make this deal it will be so much harder
and I’ll spend another June with Maverick Carter

I want Love but if he lets me down
I’ll give up, like in game 6
like how I quit, against the Celtics
I’ll write a letter that says “Screw you, Dan"
and I’ll write it all
in Comic Sans

A parody of Elton John, “I Want Love”


LeBron Wants Love

LYRICS Ned Stark was a serious man no room in his life for fun
but he loved all his children, even the bastard one
He moved south to help his friend
what a real stand up guy
and I’m sorry if this is a spoiler…

but he dies (la la, la la la)
he dies (la la, la la la)
Ned dies
Stark dies

Robb Stark said, I’ll take it from here, Dad, and I’ll avenge you someday
He declared himself the new King of the North made friends with Walder Frey
But he should have known not to take his Mom
to a wedding in Episode 9
‘cause that’s always the episode...

where folks die (la la, la la la)
and they died (la la, la la la)
Robb died
Cat died

Everyone in George Martin’s world
is twisted in some horrible way
from the Lannisters to the Boltons
even Danyrys Targ…erarg..-er-ay
Sex and violence and twists and turns
have made the show a hit
but I could do without Theon Greyjoy
that plot line’s total sh*t

(instrumental)

Joffrey was a carefree young king whose subjects hated him a lot
Secretly born of incest and kind of a spoiled snot
He killed for fun, like Sansa’s dog
while his mommy smiled at his side
and I’m sorry if this is a spoiler…

but he dies (la la, la la la)
he dies (la la, la la la)
he dies
he dies

Oberyn, hey finally a character I like
and he stuck up for the Imp
He proved to be a total badass
when he fought the Mountain
But he danced a bit too much, relaxed, then lost his eyes
and as his head exploded

he died(la la, la la la)
he died (la la, la la la)
he totally died
he died

Jon Snow, well, he’s probably safe
Tyrion, he IS the show
Dany, well, we wanna see those dragons
descend on Westeros
Littlefinger, kinda runs this place
and Jaime grows on you
but every other character that we meet
they're screwed!!!

la la, la la la
they die (la la, la la la)

Now this song’s about over and there’s something I should get off my chest
The first 3 books were incredible, epic fantasy at its best
but then, well, who knows what happened, but Martin lost his way
and now I’m counting on HBO to save the day

A Song of Ice and Fire and Spoilers (Game of Thrones)

AS HEARD ON THE DR. DEMENTO SHOW (10/18/2014)

I sit at home every night and I stare out my window 
I saw the news and I can’t get it out of my mind 
The germs are spreading 
The CDC’s wrong I know it’s the end of mankind 
We’re all gonna die, Ebola 
Die, die, die, Ebola!!! 
Can’t you see 
the impending catastrophe 
At my age I’m screwed and I’m sure the next victim is me 

A parody of Tom Jones, “Delilah"

EBOLA (Parody of Tom Jones "Delilah")

A jingle from a July 1914 episode of the Tony Kornheiser Show. In those days, Tony was very concerned about foreign entanglements and warned we shouldn't get mixed up with Europe. As he said on a later episode in 1917: "I Believe I Had That."

In The Great War Now

The intro & outro music (a parody of Leonard Cohen, "Hallelujah") from the 11/24 episode of the TK Jingles Podcast, which showcased John "Junior" Feinstein.

John "Junior" Feinstein - Podcast INTRO & OUTRO music

Featuring Johnathan Neiswinger on piano & synth!

LYRICS:
Goodbye RGIII 
That was an unprecedented fall 
You're still great at selling sandwiches 
But not so good at football 

We all hoped it would work 
When they gave up 30 picks in a trade 
To get the star from Baylor 
The one with the trademarked name 

And your rookie year you were so great for 
Shanahan and his kid 
And you turned all your critics 
into unbridled optimists 

But they finally had to bench you 
because you never win 
You might get another chance to play 
But not from Jay Gruden 

Yes they finally had to bench you 
Oh, Robert Griffin!!! 
And you might figure it out one day 
just not for the Redskins 

A parody of Elton John, "Candle in the Wind"

Goodbye, RGIII (Cande In The Wind)

A rather silly song chronicly my hatred of Verizon's customer services & ridiculous pricing policies. I had to cancel my service outright and sign a new contract the same day, requiring a guy to come to my house and literally do nothing to "switch" me to the new service. Verizon's service is great, therefore everything else about the company is dreadful.

Getting Sick of Verizon (parody of The Rising)

Writer of rather silly parody songs featured occasionally on the Tony Kornheiser Radio Show and the Dr. Demento Show. Thankfully for my family, this is not my full-time gig.

Jerry Negrelli