If you like penis colonics
And getting fucked in the butt
If you’re a vaginal virgin
Used to using a plug
If you like sitting on a stiff one
Until it makes you gape
Might be the one that I’ve looked for
So let’s go make some mistakes

Recording contains a sample from the song "Escape (The Piña Colada Song)" by Rupert Holmes, a horseshit tune about two people who actually hate each other finding out they like the same cocktail and fucking strangers at the beach.

Gape (The Penis Colonic Song)**Parody of Escape**

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