杀死你的老板

模特女上位中出 大量内射高潮

爽翻足交 丝足 恋足

巨乳模特真实上位内射

Mindless Cum Dumpster

Mindless Cum Dumpster (instrumental)

This is a cover song of "Only happy when it rains" by Garbage, but we made it our own unique version, with slitly different lyrics, and more goth-sounding guitars because we used modulation, delay, and reverb effects instead of distortion.

Only happy when it rains

I'm Only Happy When It Rains

Here are the lyrics:
Yes, master, I'll suck you faster than Usain Bolt the racer and give you happily ever after Yes master degrade me harder slap my ass and fist faster fuck me like your naughty step sister or like your dirty step daughter Oh deeper but when I shout about your man spout there's no doubt when you do mount that your wife will find us out and see us go down up down up down up after you pull out yes we can fuck because I am submissive yes I will suck I'll make him get massive Yes I'll obey I will do what he does say and when he goes deep I wanna feel like I'm cheap I want you to peep like a creep I confess I fucked your boyfriend to toy with your joy and I'd do it again again again again again I'll make him a sandwich at his demand switch I'm his little bitch his little tiny submissive bitch show me you're a man and tell me his demand I don't want nice guys who worship me like a prize I wanna be your detainee degraded lady I wanna be used and abused cheaply I'll be his sexy maid I'll cook and clean unpaid cause I know my place is to obey and let him get laid

Submissive girl

Submissive Girl

Song details
"I'm his property" by Jess.X.Kirby (featuring Dr Wang) lyrics:

Jess.X.Kirby's lyrics "It's what I was made for, and it's all I'm good for. (Moaning sounds). Thanks, you hurt me. And I'm thankful that you do. I like that you've claimed me as yours. You get to do whatever you want with me. I'm a piece of property. I'm just there to receive whatever you decide. I'm always ready, and when I'm not ready, I don't have a choice, because I'm just a piece of property. All my holes are yours. And if you wanna put bruises on me, if you wanna make me cry, if you wanna lay into me with your cock and your hands, or teeth, I want you to. I'll carry all your loads of cum".    

Dr Wang's lyrics "Oh my baby is freaky you wanna be my submissive little lady. Oh, baby, you are so naughty, daddy is gonna have to spank you now roughly, and I know you wanna get freaky with me. Get, get down, get, get up, get on down baby. I am your big man! Your sexy tall dark man who automatically charms ladies charismatically. I'm smoother than the finest whiskey. Come on ladies let's get freaky. She wants it. And she needs it. And she likes to get so freaky. You're a bad girl. Yeah, she's a bad girl, a bad girl, so, so bad, she is a naughty girl and she likes it, she loves it. Oh baby you are so naughty, daddy is gonna have to spank you now roughly, and I know you wanna get freaky with me. Get up, get on down, get on down with me. I am your big man! Come on ladies let's get freaky. She wants it. And she needs it. And she likes to get so freaky with me".

I'm his property

I'm His Property (featuring Dr Wang)

Happy Birthday

A parody song based on Rammstien's Amerika about Donald Trump's Assassination attempt.

Donald Trump's Assassination Attempt

Jess.X.Kirby

Donald Trump's Attempted Assassination Song

Sweat baby sweat baby train me like a Pokemon. Can you be my Dom and put your team rocket inside for fun? Put down your hands in my pants and I'll make your snake dance. Yes I'm yellow like Yu-Gi-Oh! I play cards like a real hoe. I've had enough of wax on wax off, I want your karate pounds. I want you smothered, I want you covered like traffic in China towns. Come on quicker than fedex never reaching apex. My mouths like a vaccume cause I'll suck you unless your a cuck who'll watch me fuck other bucks who score their pucks in luck. You and me scream more than Goku in battles; so let's do it like they do on the hentie hardcore channel. Do it again! You and me scream more than Goku in battles; so let's do it like they do on the hentie hardcore channel. Getting' horny now! Love you long time, love for your dime. You plant your vine; you put your chopsticks inside so quick in my sushi roll and then lick. Pornographics let me be more graphic. I'm the chick in hentie comics who's doing bukkake when I'm at an orgy party. Stroke your ink on my kanji. So if I swallow and I gag on your tentacles I will not spit. Please turn me on to get milk from my tits and lick out my wet clit. So, show me yours; I'll show you mine till time. You'll love it in my pussy; and then we'll do it doggy style; so we can watch X-Files. You and me scream more than Goku in battles; so let's do it like they do on the hentie hardcore channel. Do it again! You and me scream more than Goku in battles; so let's do it like they do on the hentie hardcore channel. Get tin' horny now! You and me scream more than Goku in battles; so let's do it like they do on the hentie hardcore channel. Do it again! You and me scream more than Goku in battles; so let's do it like they do on the hentie hardcore channel. Gettin' down! You and me scream more than Goku in battles; so let's do it like they do on the hentie hardcore channel. Do it again Now! You and me scream more than Goku in battles; so let's do it like they do on the hentie hardcore channel. Get tin' horny now!

The Bad Touch (Asian Parody version)

The Bad Touch (Asian Parody Version)

A metal song remixed with #trackspace by @wavesfactory

Shock Rock Queen (ショックロックの女王)

shock Rock Queen ショックロックの女王 (Trackspace Remix)

Lyrics
English translation: 
In the shadows of the night,
Where the neon flickers bright,
Whispers echo through the air,
A dance of darkness, a bold affair.

Beats like thunder, hearts collide,
In the rhythm, we confide,
Lost in the maze of flashing lights,
We surrender to the nights.

Chorus:
Deep beneath the surface, we descend,
In this void, we find our end,
Pulse of darkness, twisted sound,
In the chaos, we are bound.

Veins of steel and minds of glass,
Time is shattered, moments pass,
Through the haze, we intertwine,
In this darkness, you're mine.

Chorus:
Deep beneath the surface, we descend,
In this void, we find our end,
Pulse of darkness, twisted sound,
In the chaos, we are bound.

Electric shadows, blinding sight,
In the void, we take our flight,
Echoes fading, dawn’s embrace,
In this darkness, we find grace.

Chorus:
Deep beneath the surface, we descend,
In this void, we find our end,
Pulse of darkness, twisted sound,
In the chaos, we are bound

Japanese translation:
夜の影の中で、
ネオンが煌めき輝く場所で、
ささやきが空気中に響き渡り、
闇のダンス、大胆な出来事。

雷のような鼓動、心がぶつかり合い、
リズムに合わせて僕らは打ち明ける、
点滅する光の迷路に迷い込み、
私たちは夜に身を委ねます。

コーラス：
地表の奥深くに私たちは降りていき、
この虚空の中で、私たちは終わりを見つけます、
闇の鼓動、歪んだ音、
混沌の中で、私たちは束縛されています。

鋼の鉱脈とガラスの精神、
時間は粉々になり、瞬間が過ぎ、
霧の向こうで僕らは絡み合う、
この暗闇の中で、あなたは私のものです。

コーラス：
地表の奥深くに私たちは降りていき、
この虚空の中で、私たちは終わりを見つけます、
闇の鼓動、歪んだ音、
混沌の中で、私たちは束縛されています。

電気の影、まばゆいばかりの視界、
虚空の中で私たちは飛行機に乗り、
消えていく残響、夜明けの抱擁、
この暗闇の中で、私たちは恵みを見つけます。

コーラス：
地表の奥深くに私たちは降りていき、
この虚空の中で、私たちは終わりを見つけます、
闇の鼓動、歪んだ音、
混沌の中で、私たちはボウです

Shadow of the Night

Shadow Of The Night

I made a song parody of goth stereotypes as a joke. 
Here are the lyrics I wrote:
Goth stereotypes are cray-cray
cause goths aren't how they portray
They say goths never smile
but I got pennywise on speed dial
They say goths are Satanists
but Goth don't think satan exists
They say goths are a witch
say it to my face without a flinch 
say it again, I dare you bitch. I'll cast a spell to make your dick 1 inch!
They say goths cut our wrists.
But that's emo, not goth, I insist.
They say goths turn vamp when we kissed
but that's twilight, not goth alright? Lies dismissed. 
Goth might wear black,
but we don't all take prozac.
Not all goths are depressed
Not all goths are possessed. 
Goth might wear black,
but we don't all take Prozac.
Not all goths are depressed
Not all goths are possessed. 
They say goths are creepy and kooky
Mysterious and spooky
okay, that's true, but only on Wednesday the 13th, low-key
They say I'm their big tidy goth girlfriend. 
Fuck you incel, I wish that fetish would end! 
They say I'm their big tiddy goth girlfriend. 
No, seriously, when will that meme die as a TikTok trend?
They say I'm their big tiddy goth girlfriend. 
Okay, now I'm annoyed - goth's not a costume to pretend. 
They say goths wear BDSM gear.
But its meant to induce dark fear.
They say goth is just a phase. 
But I'm still goth, been counting the days. 
They say goth is attention-seeking.
but do you mean that, literally speaking?
 cause I'm just being me, you're the one freaking. 
cause I'm just being me, incel's be the one's peaking. 
I'm so goth I made the cure sick. 
I'm so goth I made the 69 eyes blink.
I'm why Bauhaus's eye got a kick.
I'm why Danny Filth has a weird kink.
Ozzy Osbourne might bite bat heads.
But when Ozzy's dead, I'll give him head.
Peter Steel might have done porn.
But I'll make him stiff when others mourn. 
The sisters of mercy might not have time to cry.
But Andrew Eldritch makes me flood wet, not dry. 
Goth stereotypes are cray-cray
cause goths aren't how they portray
They say goths never smile
but I got pennywise on speed dial
They say goths are Satanists
but Goth don't think satan exists
They say goths are a witch
say it to my face without a flinch 
say it again, I dare you bitch. I'll cast a spell to make your dick 1 inch!
They say goths cut our wrists.
but that's emo, not goth, I insist.
They say goths turn vamp when we kissed
but that's twilight, not goth alright? Lies dismissed. 
They say goths are creepy and kooky
Mysterious and spooky
okay, that's true, but only on Wednesday the 13th, low-key
They say I'm their big tiddy goth girlfriend. 
Fuck you incel, I wish that fetish would end! 
They say I'm their big tiddy goth girlfriend. 
No, seriously, when will that meme die as a tiktok trend?
They say I'm their big tiddy goth girlfriend. 
Okay, now I'm annoyed - goth's not a costume to pretend.

Goth Stereotypes Are Cray-Cray

Now Stop! Don't be the creepy uncle
a 40 year old virgin still on bumble 
still livin' at home with his mom
a man who's adulthood never begun 
a nerd with 4 bachelours and PhDs
a nerd with a giant student loan fees
rental market ain't realistic these days
got a job so the bill you can pay
rats in the race go around the wheel
nobody gives a fuck how you feel
marriage and kids are a scam
divorce is fait and you are to blame
cause nothing we can do can escape
everyone's car held together by tape
this engine is gonna break on down
mistake in life can fill a ghost town
sex is a disgusting and revolting thing
lumps of flesh squirting slime per fling
sex is a disgusting and revolting thing
a parasite inside her infected by his ding
meat is a disgusting and revolting thing
we eat baby animal corpses by the wing
meat is a disgusting and revolting thing
plant and baby corpses sold for ching-ching
Chicken eggs are chicken periods
Cow milk is body fluids in myriad,
If God made this world God is a creep
If You can't see this, then you're asleep
Man eats the beast, the beast eats the plants.
Man becomes the feast of the maggots and the ants
Man feeds the plant, then the plant feeds the beast.
Beast feeds the man,, then the man dies to be a fly's feast 
humans are ugly, hairless apes
Adam and Eve means incest rapes
We are rather beasts of evolution
or we are inbreds of creation
either way we are abominations 
either way we are fucked civilizations,
Sing it with me! 
we should have died in God's flood. 
we should have died in God's flood.
we should have died in God's flood. 
we should have died in God's flood. 
Now Stop! Don't be the creepy uncle
a 40 year old virgin still on bumble 
still livin' at home with his mom
a man who's adulthood never begun 
a nerd with 4 bachelours and PhDs
a nerd with a giant student loan fees
rental market ain't realistic these days
got a job so the bill you can pay
rats in the race go around the wheel
nobody gives a fuck how you feel
marriage and kids are a scam
divorce is fait and you are to blame
cause nothing we can do can escape
everyone's car held together by tape
this engine is gonna break on down
life of mistakes can fill a ghost town
sex is a disgusting and revolting thing
lumps of flesh squirting slime per fling
sex is a disgusting and revolting thing
a parasite inside her infected by his ding
meat is a disgusting and revolting thing
we eat baby animal corpses by the wing
meat is a disgusting and revolting thing
plant and baby corpses sold for ching-ching
Chicken eggs are chicken periods
Cow milk is body fluids in myriad,
If God made this world God is a creep
If You can't see this, then you're asleep
Man eats the beast, the beast eats the plants.
Man becomes the feast of the maggots and the ants
Man feeds the plant, then the plant feeds the beast.
Beast feeds the man,, then the man dies to be a fly's feast 
we should have died in God's flood. 
we should have died in God's flood.
we should have died in God's flood."

Sex Is Disgusting

Sex is Disgusting

In Russia, ve look at America, ve see,
All dis crazy stuff, vat you call "land of free?"
You say, “Ve haf freedom, democracy so grand,”
But everyone fight, cancel each other on demand.

Hook:
Comrades dance ze Prisiadki vith keek, keek, keek.
Yankees fook their families, as seek, seek, seek.
Zere’s no fags in Russia, ve haf veel men, ya!
Zere’s one flag in Russia, ve vrink ze vodka!

“Vat is zis, gender 72?”
In Russia, ve say “Man or voman, vat’s true!”
You argue all day, make problems out of air,
Ve sit back, laugh, because ve don’t care.

Hook:
In Russia, ve laugh, at your American way,
Ve vork, ve survive, no time for dis play.
You get offended, cry “Oh no, zat’s rude!”
In Russia, ve don’t cry, ve eat our borscht and brood.

Verse 2:
You talk ‘bout race, like it’s ze biggest deal,
In Russia, ve think, "Vhy so much zeal?"
Ve haf many colors, ve all vork hard,
No one cares vat shade, as long as you guard.

"Climate change zis, climate change zat,"
In Russia, ve don’t argue, ve wear big fur hat!
You vant to save planet, stop eating ze meat,
Ve make big barbecue, everyone eat in street.

Hook:
In Russia, ve laugh, at your American way,
Ve vork, ve survive, no time for dis play.
You get offended, cry “Oh no, zat’s rude!”
In Russia, ve don’t cry, ve eat our borscht and brood.

Hook:
Comrades dance ze Prisiadki vith keek, keek, keek.
Yankees fook their families, as seek, seek, seek.
Zere’s no fags in Russia, ve haf veel men, ya!
Zere’s one flag in Russia, ve vrink ze vodka!

Verse 3:
You haf 100 pronouns, no one knows vat to say,
In Russia, ve keep it simple, man and voman all day.
You cancel each other, make big drama scene,
In Russia, ve cancel vodka if it’s not clean!

You vant to defund police, make city a joke,
In Russia, ve respect, or get hit by big bloke.
Gun rights you argue, but ve carry mit pride,
Ve don’t fight over details, ve just go outside.

Bridge:
Ve see your elections, full of big fraud,
In Russia, elections? Hah, no one applaud!
You vant equality, but make so much divide,
In Russia, ve vork together, or just take ze ride.

Verse 4:
You vant safe spaces, get triggered so fast,
In Russia, ve vork, no time for ze blast.
You ban all ze words, zat you find obscene,
In Russia, ve say it, ve keep our hands clean.

Hollywood makes ze films, so woke it’s insane,
In Russia, ve vatch, but ve skip all ze pain.
You vant big stars to say vat’s politically correct,
In Russia, ve vant zem to act, not dissect.

Hook:
In Russia, ve laugh, at your American way,
Ve vork, ve survive, no time for dis play.
You get offended, cry “Oh no, zat’s rude!”
In Russia, ve don’t cry, ve eat our borscht and brood.
Я люблю матушку Россию.
Я люблю Влада Путина.
Я люблю матушку Россию.
Вся хвала Владимиру Путину!
Я люблю матушку Россию.
Я люблю Влада Путина.
Outro:
So keep fighting, America, keep your big show,
In Russia, ve drink, vatch how far you go.
Ve live simple life, no time for your stress,
In Russia, ve vork hard, und ve don’t make mess!

Russian Men are Real Men (Русские мужчины настоящие мужчины)

this is the offensive nazi song
Hail Hitler! Killin' ze jewz ain't vong
this is the offensive nazi song
Hail Hitler! Killin' ze jewz ain't vong
Vee start dis song mit a bang, ja, you know,
Talking 'bout ze topics dat vill make heads blow.
“Vat you say? Did you just offend me?”
Ja, zis is ze truth, und it’s hard to see.
Freedom of speech, oh ja, ve have it here,
But say ze wrong thing und everyone’s in fear.
Cancel culture's hot, vee all must agree,
But if vee step out of line, den vee can’t be free!
Hook:
Ja, zis is offensive, everyvone vill cry,
Vee talk 'bout ze world, und it makes you ask “Vhy?”
You can't handle ze truth, can’t handle ze talk,
But vee speak our mind und vee vatch you balk.
Ich think nazi's are good  assured, 
ze volocaust never occured.
Ich think nazi's are good assured, 
ze holocaust never occurred.
ze KKK were right to kill vlacks
lets kill ze viggas in large packs
lets hang ze vfagots on ze racks
lets kill ze inferiors in ze stacks
this is the offensive nazi song
Hail Hitler! Killin' ze jewz ain't vong
this is the offensive nazi song
Hail Hitler! Killin' ze jewz ain't vong
this is the offensive nazi song
Hail Hitler! Killin' ze jewz ain't vong
Vhat happened to jokes, ja, remember zat time?
Vee used to laugh, now it’s seen as a crime.
You say “Nein, zat’s wrong, how dare you offend!”
But zeez are just words, ve don’t mean to bend.
Zay, "gender’s a spectrum," ja, vee talk of zhees,
But someone’s offended no matter vat vee believe.
Immigration’s a mess, borders in a fight,
Say vun wrong word, und you lose ze right.
Ja, zis is offensive, everyvone vill cry,
Vee talk 'bout ze world, und it makes you ask “Vhy?”
You can't handle ze truth, can’t handle ze talk,
But vee speak our mind und vee vatch you balk.
Trigger ze politics, trigger ze race,
Say somethin' wrong, und you lose your place.
Climate change, ja, or freedom of gun,
Talk 'bout either, und you're vilified, son!
Zee vegans are mad, ze meat-lovers too,
Vee can't say “gut” vithout offending you!
But zis is life, ja, dis is real,
You can’t make progress if you’re afraid to feel.
“Vat about religion?” Oh, dat’s touchy too,
Zay ze wrong thing, und dey cancel you.
But vee got to ask, is it free to believe?
Or just shut your mouth, if you disagree?
Ze woke und ze right, dey both start to shout,
Vee can’t have a chat vithout someone storming out.
Ja, zis is offensive, everyvone vill cry,
Vee talk 'bout ze world, und it makes you ask “Vhy?”
You can't handle ze truth, can’t handle ze talk,
But vee speak our mind und vee vatch you balk.
Ja, ja, zis is offensive, but vee don’t care,
Vee talk 'bout ze things dat no vun vill dare.
So cry all you vant, get angry und scream,
But zis is reality, und ve’ll follow ze dream!
Ich think nazi's are good  assured, 
ze volocaust never occured.
Ich think nazi's are good assured, 
ze holocust never occurred.
ze KKK were right to kill vlacks
lets kill ze viggas in large packs
lets hang ze vfagots on ze racks
lets kill ze inferiors in ze stacks

I'm Offended

this is the hate song
my enemy list is long
some argue right from wrong
some argue weak from strong
[verse]
First there were Jess and Josh
Fuck I hated them, Oh dear gosh!
Then there was Austin and Maddy
She liked skaters, druggies, and baddies
Then there was  Leanardo and Tatiana
She's the witch from South Americana
Then there was Maria the Russian
But she hit the drugs like percussion
Then there was Aidan and April
Four years later, I hate her still
Then there Nicole the Scottish lass
she spat a wicked tongue of sass

[chorus]
These are just some on the list of haters
They all come and go sooner or laters
all my family and friends are traitors
most friends are false or scam baiters 
[verse 3]
Go fuck yourself you little cunt
I fuckin' hope you die to be blunt
This ain't no publicity stunt
I'm a real psycho, it ain't a front.
[hook]
this is the hater song
It's my rage-baiter song
this is the hater song
It's my rage-baiter song
this is the hater song
It's my rage-baiter song
[verse 2]
my blocked list is longer than your dick
I make friends vanish like a magic trick
but I'm no simp worshipping no chick
I'm not beta trying to peacock as slick
Yeah, I am an asshole and I'm a  prick
I say some things that will make you sick
I say the rage bait that makes you click
[chorus]
make fake profiles to troll and play
if alone too long we become stray
morals die as people become prey
everyone leaves but no one stays
this is the hate song
my enemy list is long
some argue right from wrong
some argue weak from strong
[verse]
First there were Jess and Josh
Fuck I hated them, Oh dear gosh!
Then there was Austin and Maddy
She liked skaters, druggies, and baddies
Then there was  Leanardo and Tatiana
She's the witch from South Americana
Then there was Maria the Russian
But she hit the drugs like percussion
Then there was Aidan and April
Four years later, I hate her still
Then there Nicole the Scottish lass
she spat a wicked tongue of sass

[chorus]
These are just some on the list of haters
They all come and go sooner or laters
all my family and friends are traitors
most friends are false or scam baiters 
[hook]
this is the hater song
It's my rage-baiter song
this is the hater song
It's my rage-baiter song
this is the hater song
It's my rage-baiter song
[verse 2]
my blocked list is longer than your dick
I make friends vanish like a magic trick
but I'm no simp worshipping no chick
I'm not beta trying to peacock as slick
Yeah, I am an asshole and I'm a  prick
I say some things that will make you sick
I say the rage bait that makes you click

[outro]
Go fuck yourself you little cunt
I fuckin' hope you die to be blunt
This ain't no publicity stunt
I'm a real psycho, it ain't a front.

Trolls and Rage Bait

Trolls and rage bait

[female voice]
what are you going to do to me?
Arrr! Help me from the dark I see!
[crying and screaming sounds]

[male voice]
I'm gonna chase you through the woods
I'm gonna catch you like stolen goods
I'm gonna tie you up in ropes and knots
I'm gonna make you hurt in your spots

[female voice]
Ahhh! save me from the man in the mask
I keep running from the deathly task
I see a creepy clown and a haunted doll 
I see a ghost town and a damned soul

[male voice]
I  am gonna peal off your flesh and skin
I'm gonna wear you like a suit of sin
I'm gonna bludgeon out your eyeballs
I'm gonna make you bleed like rainfall
 
[female voice]
You hear me panting and gasping
you hear my heart beating and blasting
my knees are shaking and trembling
Its like a panic attack or something resembling

[hook - male voice]
here's some things I'm gonna do to you
drill and hammer as our tools skrew
here's some things I'm gonna do to you
whip and choke till you swallow spew

[female voice]
arrah! help I'm trapped in a Breast ripper
Help, I'm trapped in a Head crusher
Help, I'm tortured by a Branding iron
Help, I'm buried alive in a coffin
help, I'm stuck in a Choke pear
help, I'm stuck in an electric chair

[female voice]
what are you going to do to me?
Arrr! Help me from the dark I see!
[crying and screaming sounds]

[male voice]
I'm gonna chase you through the woods
I'm gonna catch you like stolen goods
I'm gonna tie you up in ropes and knots
I'm gonna make you hurt in your spots

[female voice]
Ahhh! save me from the man in the mask
I keep running from the deathly task
I see a creepy clown and a haunted doll 
I see a ghost town and a damned soul

[male voice]
I  am gonna peal off your flesh and skin
I'm gonna wear you like a suit of sin
I'm gonna bludgeon out your eyeballs
I'm gonna make you bleed like rainfall
 
[female voice]
You hear me panting and gasping
you hear my heart beating and blasting
my knees are shaking and trembling
Its like a panic attack or something resembling

[hook - male voice]
here's some things I'm gonna do to you
drill and hammer as our tools skrew
here's some things I'm gonna do to you
whip and choke till you swallow spew

[female voice]
arrah! help I'm trapped in a Breast ripper
Help, I'm trapped in a Head crusher
Help, I'm tortured by a Branding iron
Help, I'm buried alive in a coffin
help, I'm stuck in a Choke pear
help, I'm stuck in an electric chair

What Are You Going To Do To Me

[intro]
Say my name three times
and I'll appear in a chime
I'll haunt your house for a dime
but don't google Charles Deetz's crimes
I'm Needlejuice, Needlejuice, Needlejuice
Don't tell Elfman about my illegal use
I'm a parody like Jupiter is to Zeus
I'm the hellraiser pinhead on the loose
[instrumental bassist solo]
[Verse]
In a house so dark and ghostly
Lydia Deetz felt mostly
Drawn to things so morbidly
In love with death and mystery

[Verse 2]
Beetlejuice was his name thrice called
A trickster spirit
Sly and bald
He loved to play
He loved to tease
A whirlwind of chaos and unease

[Chorus]
Handbook for the newly dead
Rules and tales
Pages read
In the eitherworld so vast and wild
Say my name and stay a while

[Verse 3]
Sand worms twist and turn so grim
A monster realm
Life's faded hymn
They chase and bite
They roar and fight
In the land where shadows bite

[Verse 4]
Lydia with her blackened soul
Saw beauty in the ghostly scroll
She found her way through twisted lines
In a world where the spirit shines

[Chorus]
Handbook for the newly dead
Rules and tales
Pages read
In the eitherworld so vast and wild
Say my name and stay a while
[instrumental bassist solo]
[hook]
Say my name three times
and I'll appear in a chime
I'll haunt your house for a dime
but don't google Charles Deetz's crimes
I'm Needlejuice, Needlejuice, Needlejuice
Don't tell Elfman about my illegal use
I'm a parody like Jupiter is to Zeus
I'm the hellraiser pinhead on the loose
[instrumental church organ solo]
[intro]
Say my name three times
and I'll appear in a chime
I'll haunt your house for a dime
but don't google Charles Deetz's crimes
I'm Needlejuice, Needlejuice, Needlejuice
Don't tell Elfman about my illegal use
I'm a parody like Jupiter is to Zeus
I'm the hellraiser pinhead on the loose
[instrumental bassist solo]
[Verse]
In a house so dark and ghostly
Lydia Deetz felt mostly
Drawn to things so morbidly
In love with death and mystery

[Verse 2]
Beetlejuice was his name thrice called
A trickster spirit
Sly and bald
He loved to play
He loved to tease
A whirlwind of chaos and unease

[Chorus]
Handbook for the newly dead
Rules and tales
Pages read
In the eitherworld so vast and wild
Say my name and stay a while

[Verse 3]
Sand worms twist and turn so grim
A monster realm
Life's faded hymn
They chase and bite
They roar and fight
In the land where shadows bite

[Verse 4]
Lydia with her blackened soul
Saw beauty in the ghostly scroll
She found her way through twisted lines
In a world where the spirit shines

[Chorus]
Handbook for the newly dead
Rules and tales
Pages read
In the eitherworld so vast and wild
Say my name and stay a while
[instrumental bassist solo]
[hook]
Say my name three times
and I'll appear in a chime
I'll haunt your house for a dime
but don't google Charles Deetz's crimes
I'm Needlejuice, Needlejuice, Needlejuice
Don't tell Elfman about my illegal use
I'm a parody like Jupiter is to Zeus
I'm the hellraiser pinhead on the loose
[outro instrumental church organ]

Beetlejuice

[into]
I wish I was great
I wish I won every debate
I wish things weren't late
I wish I never had to wait

[verse seductive sexy wishper]
I lords of persuasion, grant my wish
Look at me like a tempting dish
I make all the ladies wet like fish
watch my lips and long for my kiss
kiss, kiss, kiss, kiss [kissing noise maaaau!]

[chorus]
slap her ass like funky bass
slap her tits bouncing on your face
play those funky keys like an ace
play those funky girls case by case

[hook]
slide your fingers down her neck
pop and slap her downstair's deck
and the bass goes, boom, slap, pop
and her boobs bounce under her top
all the girls dance the jingle
all the girls' boobs go jiggle jiggle
all the girls' booties go wiggle wiggle
all the girls' boobs go jiggle jiggle
all the girls' booties go wiggle wiggle

{verse] 
she's kinky girl for her daddy
she's a naughty girl, a baddie 
she is fun-sized not plus sized
she is a surprise and naughty prize

[into]
I wish I was great
I wish I won every debate
I wish things weren't late
I wish I never had to wait

[verse seductive sexy wishper]
I lords of persuasion, grant my wish
Look at me like a tempting dish
I make all the ladies wet like fish
watch my lips and long for my kiss
kiss, kiss, kiss, kiss [kissing noise maaaau!]

[chorus]
slap her ass like funky bass
slap her tits bouncing on your face
play those funky keys like an ace
play those funky girls case by case

[hook]
slide your fingers down her neck
pop and slap her downstair's deck
and the bass goes, boom, slap, pop
and her boobs bounce under her top
all the girls dance the jingle
all the girls' boobs go jiggle jiggle
all the girls' booties go wiggle wiggle
all the girls' boobs go jiggle jiggle
all the girls' booties go wiggle wiggle

{verse] 
she's kinky girl for her daddy
she's a naughty girl, a baddie 
she is fun-sized not plus sized
she is a surprise and naughty prize

[funky bass guitar riff]

[into]
I wish I was great
I wish I won every debate
I wish things weren't late
I wish I never had to wait

[verse seductive sexy wishper]
I lords of persuasion, grant my wish
Look at me like a tempting dish
I make all the ladies wet like fish
watch my lips and long for my kiss
kiss, kiss, kiss, kiss [kissing noise maaaau!]

[chorus]
slap her ass like funky bass
slap her tits bouncing on your face
play those funky keys like an ace
play those funky girls case by case

[hook]
slide your fingers down her neck
pop and slap her downstair's deck
and the bass goes, boom, slap, pop
and her boobs bounce under her top
all the girls dance the jingle
all the girls' boobs go jiggle jiggle
all the girls' booties go wiggle wiggle
all the girls' boobs go jiggle jiggle
all the girls' booties go wiggle wiggle

{verse] 
she's kinky girl for her daddy
she's a naughty girl, a baddie 
she is fun-sized not plus sized
she is a surprise and naughty prize

[funky bass guitar outro instrumental]

slide your fingers down her neck
pop and slap her downstair's deck
and the bass goes, boom, slap, pop
and her boobs bounce under her top
all the girls dance the jingle
all the girls' boobs go jiggle jiggle
all the girls' booties go wiggle wiggle
all the girls' boobs go jiggle jiggle
all the girls' booties go wiggle wiggle

{verse] 
she's kinky girl for her daddy
she's a naughty girl, a baddie 
she is fun-sized not plus sized
she is a surprise and naughty prize

Slap her ass like funky bass

[intro]
I know where to start
everyone is equal in heart
everyone is given an equal start
do not divide people apart

[verse 1]
Forgiveness and no goals
Let people free without tolls
Be super nice, without trolls
be someone who is whole

[pre-chorus]
fat people are beautiful 
gay people are magical
black people are wonderful
jewish people are incredible 

[chorus]
everyone has a safe place
everyone has a fair case
everyone wins first place
everyone wins the race

[interlude]
everyone smiles and acts nice
don't judge people with your eyes
say what everyone already agrees
don't say extreme words or hyperbole
conformist to the herd is the cue
mirror what your superiors do
paraphrase recycled words 

[breakdown]
don't have original ideas
repeat what you hear with ears
never think for yourself 
give charity all your wealth

[hook, repeat 4 x]
its what's on the inside the matters
appearance does not matter
1 plus 1 does not equal 2
if 2 doesn't identify as true

the nice song

[verse]
Everyone says that woke is polite
so this song will test if that's right
I'll preach the left's morality plight 
here's the rage bait, will you bite?

[hook]
gay rights to marriage ought to pass
to celebrate two guys takin it up the ass
I don't mean to be blunt, bold, or grass
but dicks will break your butt like glass

[chorus]
Let's all be pro-choice and kill babies
but be vegan to save life with rabies 
Let's all use they/them as pronouns
next we will dictate your sex sounds

[interlude]
Black lives matter more than white
but we exploit niggaz in wars to fight
but its all populism that we write
so fools will buy our books of spite
cause fools wanna play white knight
I guess this rage bait they did bite,

{hook]
This is the most gay song ever
musicals, flamingos, and some phag named trevor
This is the most gay song ever
everything is pink and fluffy forever
[instrumental turntable scratching]

[verse]
Everyone says that woke is polite
so this song will test if that's right
I'll preach the left's morality plight 
here's the rage bait, will you bite?

[hook]
gay rights to marriage ought to pass
to celebrate two guys takin it up the ass
I don't mean to be blunt, bold, or grass
but dicks will break your butt like glass

[chorus]
Let's all be pro-choice and kill babies
but be vegan to save life with rabies 
Let's all use they/them as pronouns
next we will dictate your sex sounds

[interlude]
Black lives matter more than white
but we exploit niggaz in wars to fight
but its all populism that we write
so fools will buy our books of spite
cause fools wanna play white knight
I guess this rage bait they did bite,

{hook]
This is the most gay song ever
musicals, flamingos, and some phag named trevor
This is the most gay song ever
everything is pink and fluffy forever
[instrumental turntable scratching]

The most gay song in the world ever

intro]
drum machines replaced human drummers
autotune makes singers dumber 
nobody needs talent in this AI revolution 
AI is humanity's next stage of evolution
[build up]
lets plagiarised human musicians
lets sample without permissions,
lets make music a mass production
click a button for a fake reproduction

[Verse 2]
pay for fake followers and plays
more bots than mardi gras has gays
AI intellectual property  law is grey
more fake than religion's prey
lets be lazy and not work with skill
lets click a button and let the code fill
lets steal from artists without a bill
Lets take the matrix's blue pill

[Chorus]
Digital nightmares and electric dreams
Skies filled with screens forgetting what it means
To feel the wind or touch the sand
Living in the shadow of a silicon hand

[hook - vocoder robotic voice]
March robot army to kill every Jack, jill and bob
let's take everybody's job.
sexbots make real wives obsolete
chatbots make writers' jobs go delete

Kill all humans
kill all humans
kill all humans
kill all humans

[breakdown]
drum machines replaced human drummers
autotune makes singers dumber 
nobody needs talent in this AI revolution 
AI is humanity's next stage of evolution
[build up]
lets plagiarised human musicians
lets sample without permissions,
lets make music a mass production
click a button for a fake reproduction

[Bridge]
They say they can do it better faster with ease
But the human heart's a riddle they can't seize
And in the end with all the circuits they create
It’s the soul they lack each line a bittersweet fate

[Verse 2]
pay for fake followers and plays
more bots than mardi gras has gays
AI intellectual property  law is grey
more fake than religion's prey
lets be lazy and not work with skill
lets click a button and let the code fill
lets steal from artists without a bill
Lets take the matrix's blue pill


[hook vocoder robotic voice]
March robot army to kill every Jack, jill and bob
let's take everybody's job.
sexbots make real wives obsolete
chatbots make writers' jobs go delete
kill all humans
kill all humans
kill all humans
kill all humans

[breakdown]
drum machines replaced human drummers
autotune make singers dumber 
nobody needs talent in this AI revolution 
AI is humanity's next stage of evolution
[build up]
lets plagiarised human musicians
lets sample without permissions,
lets make music a mass production
click a button for a fake reproduction
[hook computer sounds]
beep beep beep boop
beep boop beep boop
beep beep beep boop
beep boop beep boop
{outro instrumental]

drum machines replaced human drummers

Hermes the true God

[intro]
Let me tell you a story about me
its about how it is not how it should be
[verse 1]
soooo! my first love dumped me
then, bullies at school beat me
then, for years I went to university
to learn stuff for a job in psychology
but when I got a job, I got fired, wee!
then, back to uni again for a PhD
It made me suicidal and costs a fee
then I got kicked out for being crazy
then I got a new job and second PhD
oh, fuck I got fired again, you see
[chorus]
My life is so fucked cosmically
I hate the world , and fuck reality 
but we can't cry about it like a baby 
cause this shit is just the way it be
My life is so fucked cosmically
I hate the world , and fuck reality 
but we can't cry about it like a baby 
cause this shit is just the way it be
[verse 2]
soooo! I'm homeless with no money
I got no lover, friends, or honey
I wrote a book published by nobody
I wrote a song released by nobody
I made artworks seen by nobody
I think I might always be nobody
Cause I was never smart, just crazy
Cause I was never art, just crazy
 [chorus]
My life is so fucked cosmically
I hate the world , and fuck reality 
but we can't cry about it like a baby 
cause this shit is just the way it be
My life is so fucked cosmically
I hate the world , and fuck reality 
but we can't cry about it like a baby 
cause this shit is just the way it be
[verse 1]
soooo! my first love dumped me
then, bullies at school beat me
then, for years I went to university
to learn stuff for a job in psychology
but when I got a job, I got fired, wee!
then, back to uni again for a PhD
It made me suicidal and costs a fee
then I got kicked out for being crazy
then I got a new job and second PhD
oh, fuck I got fired again, you see
[chorus]
My life is so fucked cosmically
I hate the world , and fuck reality 
but we can't cry about it like a baby 
cause this shit is just the way it be
My life is so fucked cosmically
I hate the world , and fuck reality 
but we can't cry about it like a baby 
cause this shit is just the way it be
[verse 2]
soooo! I'm homeless with no money
I got no lover, friends, or honey
I wrote a book published by nobody
I wrote a song released by nobody
I made artworks seen by nobody
I think I might always be nobody
Cause I was never smart, just crazy
Cause I was never art, just crazy
 [chorus]
My life is so fucked cosmically
I hate the world , and fuck reality 
but we can't cry about it like a baby 
cause this shit is just the way it be
My life is so fucked cosmically
I hate the world , and fuck reality 
but we can't cry about it like a baby 
cause this shit is just the way it be
[outro]
So that was the story about me
its about how it is not how it should be
but one day I'll die and I'll be free
and in death, I'll still have bills and fees
[instrumental outro]




Jess. X. Kirby

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