Jezus Chrysler - Blood Orgy

Rip out your tampon
Your blood will lube my balls
I'm anal Dracula
Drunk on ass blood
I fuck everything I kill
I kill everything I fuck
And when you cry it gets me hard
Bitch, suck my fucking cock at the

Blood Orgy

Let's turn this rape to a murder yeah
Cuz dead chicks don't say no
Let's turn this rape to a murder at the

Blood Orgy

You're getting kidnapped, prolapsed
Beat down, beef flaps
I wipe my bloody dick on your teddy bear
Knife to your throat
Drowning in virgin blood
I fuck your stab wounds until you die at the

Blood Orgy

Let's turn this rape to a murder yeah
Cuz dead chicks don't say no
Let's turn this rape to a murder at the

Blood Orgy


Blood Orgy

Jezus Chrysler - Tits and a Dick

Hey girl how you doin?
I know I just asked you but I don't care
I'd rather find out the color of your underwear
Or if you're wearing any
Come over won't you let me know

She said her name was Dave
No it's not but I don't care
She said her name was Craig
Not it's not but I dont care
Must be a masquerade, come on let's get outta here
I pulled up her dress I never woulda guessed
My lady was a dude yea she had

Tits and a dick, it wasn't my first choice
Doctor Frankenstein been busy
Makin ladyboys, she's got
Tits and a dick
Oh i just don't know
But dammit I've done worse and a 
Hole is a hole or so they say

A hole is a hole
Or so they say

Well I know that I been tricked yea
But I don't feel too bad
She knows she ain't coming home
To meet my mom and dad well
One thing I should say before you put her down
Is that homeboy, really knew her way around
Cuz she's got 

Tits and a dick, it wasn't my first choice
Doctor Frankenstein been busy
Makin ladyboys, she's got
Tits and a dick
Oh i just don't know
But dammit I've done worse and a 
Hole is a hole

Go on and reach around
Reach around cuz I dont care

Reach around the one beside you 
In front or behind you or inside you
Cuz i dont care

Tits and a dick, it wasn't my first choice
Doctor Frankenstein been busy
Makin ladyboys, she's got
Tits and a dick
Oh i just don't know
But dammit I've done worse and a 
Hole is a hole or so they say

A hole is a hole
Or so they say

A hole is a hole is a hole.

Tits and a Dick

Jezus Chrysler - Bitch I Love You

How many times can I beat my dick while flexing in the mirror
All the time
I wang-cry and masturbate with my own tears
Because they're wetter
I wanna fuck my fucking self so fucking bad
My booty begins to quiver
How many pictures of myself doing nothing at all
Can I take in the mirror
Fuck the world outside

When I say bitch I love you
You know I mean it
When I say shut up you're sexy 
You know i mean it
I'm the fucking best, this fucking song goes out to me
Find me  mirror
Time to take another selfie, oooooooh

I tuck my dick and balls between my legs
Now I'm a sexy lady
I'm waiting for the scientists to find a way
To give myself a baby
God himself looks upto me
Satan dreams about my butthole
I save my farts and use them as cologne
When I'm home alone with the windows closed
Jerking off in stay-up pantyhoes

When I say bitch I love you
You know I mean it
When I say shut up you're sexy 
You know i mean it
I'm the fucking best, this fucking song goes out to me
Find me  mirror
Time to take another selfie, oooooooh

Bitch I Love You

Jezus Chrysler - Don't Eat the Baby

She took the baby
She took it far away
She took it back to her house
And in the oven it'll stay

Don't eat the baby
Well maybe
We could try a little
No
Don't eat the baby

She took the baby
The baby's in danger
We gotta get the baby back
Give me back the baby

Don't eat the baby
Well maybe
We could try a little
No
Don't eat the baby

You heat the oven up
To 350 degrees
I need a pinch of salt
And a little brown sugar please
I need some baby corn and baby carrots
Baby greens and some baby potatoes
Wrap it up marinate that sucker
No, Stop!
We can't eat this baby, go

Don't eat the baby
Well maybe
We could try a little
No
Don't eat the baby

Don't Eat the Baby

Jezus Chrysler - Sandwiches

I say woman, make me a sandwich
You say yes sir, I love making sandwiches
You take stuff, put it between bread
Cut diagonal then I put it in my mouth
It goes down, into my belly
To make energy and then I make sex to you
It's so good, you go make me more sandwiches
And then we do it all again

Come on baby, come on
Get it together now


I say woman, make me a sandwich
You say yes sir, I love making sandwiches
You take stuff, put it between bread
Cut diagonal then I put it in my mouth
It goes down, into my belly
To make energy and then I make sex to you
It's so good, you go make me more sandwiches
And then we do it all again

Come on baby, come on
Get it together now

I say woman, make me a sandwich
Make me a sandwich
Please

Sandwiches

Jezus Chrysler - Cum Dumpster

TItty bitch hoe, yo titty bitch hoe
Cut em loose and watch me go
Insane, I'm about to blow
My load on a titty bitch hoe

Jizz on your ass, bitch
Jizz on your tits, slut
Jizz on everything you love
To watch you lick it up
It's all you're good for
It's all you are
Bitch you fucking know
You're a cum dump star

Cum Dumpster

Bitches ain't shit but hoes and tricks
Piece of ass and a pair of tits
Now make me a sandwich and squeeze out some kids
then get on your knees and suck my dick

Jizz on your ass, bitch
Jizz on your tits, slut
Jizz on everything you love
To watch you lick it up
It's all you're good for
It's all you are
Bitch you fucking know
You're a cum dump star

Cum Dumpster


Cum Dumpster

Jezus Chrysler - Penis on my Wang

There's a penis on my wang
There's a dick on my cock
There's a pussy on my vag
There's a box on my twat

It's an emergency
Cant you see
It's an emergency

Penis On My Wang

Jezus Chrysler - Don't Touch Me There (You're Not My Priest)

Hey father, I'm telling secrets 
By the confessional
I been bad come smack my booty
Got a load, got a load oh yea
I'm at the bar got my dick so hard
Gettin low, got me growin, got me showin
Back up and back off
Hot mama wanna whack me off
Back off, I got somethin I gotta say...

Don't touch me there you're not my priest
Don't touch me there you're not my priest
666 inches, the penis of the beast, uh huh
Don't touch me there you're not my priest

Hey father I'm telling secrets 
By the confessional
I wanna taste that holy water on my face
It won't go to waste
We're getting piss drunk on the blood of Christ
Stained glass up my ass all night
You wanna suck my dick on a crucifix
But first
I got something I gotta say...

Don't touch me there you're not my priest
Don't touch me there you're not my priest
666 inches, the penis of the beast, uh huh
Don't touch me there you're not my priest

Jezus Chrysler

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