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See that piss-poor joke in the title? Urine for a bad time if you found it amusing m8.

Voidager

Thank you also so much for listening for the past year and a half. 500,000 is a big number, and it's not all from MichaelCube either!

Special Shoutout to people like @captaincomedy, @dvonisstunnin, @cryptrik, @landyrs,, and many more for being great friends and being a huge inspiration for me to keep doing what I'm doing, and move on to better things.

Special Thanks to the mashup artists I've met over the last year! There's well over 100 of you so it would be hard to name them all!
And a special thanks to @Metalik and @PinkieOats for giving me the opportunity to meet them all!

Come join my Discord: https://discord.gg/C8CvNHq

How2BEpic's 500,000 Play Special!

All my bitches love me.

Free DL: https://goo.gl/wz410f
Instrumental Ver: https://goo.gl/akuL30
MP3 Archive: http://goo.gl/zwUazH
Youtube: https://youtu.be/nynNODItRAA

Tracks used:
-- Nintendogs - Bath Time (Composer: Hajime Wakai)
-- Cali Swag District - Teach Me How to Dougie

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Disclaimer: This is for entertainment purposes only. All audio recordings are property of the artist(s), management, and/or music publishing companies. No copyright infringement is intended. Copyright Disclaimer Under Section 107 of the Copyright Act 1976, allowance is made for "fair use" for purpose.
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Thanks for listening!
-- Jemboy

Teach Me How To Doggie (Nintendogs Vs. Cali Swag District)

GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY ROOM I'M MAKING MASHUPS
Sources:
C148 - Sweden
Chance the Rapper - Cocoa Butter Kisses

Cocoa Butter Creepers

R>I>P Silvagunner 

-Coconut Spurts ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

-Tracks of meme: DK Rap, Coconut Gun rap, Work From Home - Fifth Harmony (Instrumental + Lyrics), Fapping sound effect, Cartoon Splat Sound Effects, Donkey Kong 64 SFX - Donkey Kong

Coconut Spurts

Boulevard of Broken Toys

starvive.mp3

5 Thousand Miles

I have made an important discovery

Sources Used:
Lots of Kahoot Tracks
OG Maco - U Guessed It
Childish Gambino - Bonfire
Andrew Gold - Spooky Scary Skeletons
Nickelodeon - Krabby Patty Music Video
μ's - Snow Halation
Splatoon OST - Inkopolis Evolution

Kahoot Megamash

I forget what this was originally supposed to be but I think now I'll just call it a birthday present for my friend Kyle cause I'm like 6 months late on his present. Here you go Kyle.

SOUNDCLOWN AWAY

yoshi is my neighbor

I was playing mario party with my friend the other day and couldn't get the intro song out of my head. So I made a thing and it kinda escalated

Mashio Party

YYYY

Lyrics:

OKAY, this my shit
White girls be on my dick
Few times I've been around that track
So these white girls are in my asscrack
'Cause I don't like fuckin' black girls
I don't like fuckin' black girls

Few times I've been around that track
So these white girls are in my asscrack
'Cause I don't like fuckin' black girls
I don't like fuckin' black girls
(Okay)This my shit, this my shit
(Okay)This my shit, this my shit
(Okay)This my shit, this my shit
(Okay)This my shit, this my shit

I heard that you fuck black girls
And I know black girls have fucked up pussies
Niggas hear you fuckin' black girls, bitch you can suck a black dick
So I'm ready to die, gonna hang myself
Gonna FUCK white BEES, gonna park my car
That's right, put your hard-R's down, like there's a penis in my asshole

Few times I've been around that track
So these white girls are in my asscrack
'Cause I don't likefuckin' black girls
I don't like fuckin' black girls
Few times I've been around that track
So these white girls are in my asscrack
'Cause I don't likefuckin' black girls
I don't like fuckin' black girls
(Okay)This my shit, this my shit
(Okay)This my shit, this my shit
(Okay)This my shit, this my shit
(Okay)This my shit, this my shit
My dick is in this Asian dude
In PETA with some short dicks, penises all over me
In PETA with some short dicks, penises all over me 
In PETA with some short dicks, penises all over me
In PETA with some short dicks, penises all over me  

Few times I've been around that track
So these white girls are in my asscrack
'Cause I don't like fuckin' black girls
I don't like fuckin' black girls
(Okay)This my shit, this my shit
(Okay)This my shit, this my shit
(Okay)This my shit, this my shit
(Okay)This my shit, this my shit
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Inspired by Hollatak Girl(@c4g), and sequel to Gambino Goes Full Racist which was inspired by Gambino Says The N Word (@how2bepic).

Also, the "PETA with some short dicks, penises all over me" was used from this (which I fucking love):
https://soundcloud.com/richter-is-dead/i-joined-soundcloud-right-after-the-childish-gambino-phase-gimme-at-least-one-shitty-mix

don't forget to unfollow

Hollablack Girls

Sliding Stars ft. Daft Punk

ok sure this is 100 followers late but finding a place to record this stuff aint easy. also holy crap 100 followers in like two weeks thanks yall

its been a crazy first year

and youre all great




3months later update: 11/4. the time signature is 11/4

Poolboy's Karaoke Night

Mashup Visualizer Video:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XWu4VyjEkY0

Artists:

DMX
Devo
Fergie
Alien Ant Farm
Linkin Park
Gotye
Journey
Gorillaz
Bustah Rhymes
Zach Hemsey
Electric Light Orchestra
Billy Joel
Michael Jackson
Kelis
Miley Cyrus
Grandmaster Flash

Doo Doo Doo

this took alot of time, but its probably the most fun ive had getting creative with a mashup. also, listen to mouth moods. And shoutout to @namelesswastaken for making the perfect album art!

Here are the lyrics so you can sing along with the second greatest rapper of our time.


SOME
People call me Mr. 305 checking in for the remix
Hahaha, Dale
One Two Three Four 
Uno Dos Tres Cuatro

Tip to the top on my way to the tip top
Pit got Alfred Hitchcock locked in the car
Alfred got an ass like a donkey, with a donkey
Look like donk donk
HA
Alfred Hitchcock’s hot and he got a big but
Im a big top and I want Alfred Hitchcock (panting)
Now watch me (panting) a movie like Alfred(panting)cock (more panting)

Roomba seeyeeyee yeyegititso
Roomba caa a c caa aa
Vroomvroom sEEee yeyegititso
Baabaa call Alfred Hitchcock

I wanna make a movie
I wanna make a movie (Dale)
A big monkey movie (Ha Dale)
A King Kong movie, 
A Donkey Kong Movie!

I know you wan wan
You know I wan wan
I know you wan wan (Dale)
You know I wan wan (Ha Dale Ha Ha)

One, Two, Three, Four
Two, One, Three, Four
Three Uno One Dos Two Tres Three
One Uno Two Dos Three Cuatro Four Dale

Im runnin runnin runnin like a runningback
Scarface running like a runningback
30 thousand people, all of them runningbacks
80 thousand people, running from the runningbacks
90 thousand people in London when i’m in London with Alfred Hitchcock
Getting warmed up, Papo
He’s got Stockholm
I know he love to get it in get it on, uh
Hes got a boner, He’s off the chain
Damn he’s hot
I wanna do everything and anything 
and I play with ya all night long
So don’t sleep or snooze
Dun da dun da zigga zigga zigga zoww
Dun da dun da Puh pum pa puh puh
Pump it up and back it up like a Tonka™ Truck
Baby I don’t care, I don’t care, I don’t care….

They can’t stop Alfred Hitchcock
They won’t stop Alfred Hitchcock
They never will stop Hitchcock
DON’T STOP ALFRED HITCHCOCK

I know you wan wan
You know I wan wan
I know you wan wan (Dale)
You know I wan wan (Ha Dale Ha Ha)

One One Two Three Three Two Four
Uno Cuatro Dale One Ha Dont Stop Hitchcock Four
Three Uno One Dos Two Tres Three 
One Uno Two Dos Three Cuatro Dale

Roomba. (See)
Roomba. (Call)
Roomba. ITS MR 305	 (See)
Roomba. Ha ha. (Call)

Roomba see yeyegetigetit
Roomba call MR WORLDWIDE
Roomba Roomba yeyegeeeetit
Roomba call DALE

Yeah right, Picture me working hard
With a kodak, In Times Square, with a kodak
Take a picture of a kodak, with a kodak
In a kodak of me with a kodak

ToNIGHT
I can make you my Lindsay Lohan
Keep blowing like Lindsay Lohan
Hustlers stay silent like Lindsay Lohan
I got it locked up like Alfred Hitchcock

I know you wan wan
You know I wan wan
I know you wan wan 
You know I wan wan (Mr. Worldwide) 

One One Two Three Three Two Four
Uno Cuatro Dale One Ha Dont Stop Hitchcock Four
Three Uno One Dos Two Tres Three 
One Uno Two Dos Three Cuatro Dale

Roomba.
Roomba. (Mr. Worldwide)
Roomba. Roomba see getit

They can’t stop Alfred Hitchcock
They won’t stop Alfred Hitchcock
They never will stop Hitchcock (Mr. 305) 
Don’t stop Alfred Hitchcock 
(x2)
DALE

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Jimmy Warrick