evildiscorave interview V1

you can take me up the umbereller eller eller eeer ere ehe ehe eh ehe he take it up me umbereller

Ririchatsgodrape V1

Party at Jayzees got messy with his wifes jelly. The carcasses were too warm for me so I left with Bieber to see if the toffs fancied a bit of pop cock.

Ifyoulikeityoushouldaputajinglejanglejewelleryonit

Visiting friends from the 80s who at one time considered themselves to be comedians struggled to come to terms with the mundanity of life running a shoe shop. At night I showed them the "Scene" and it blew their bloody socks off. Lovely lovely lovely.

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