I seriously wish more games went for a psychological theme or component. It really does make things interesting.

FTLOG, do not play Beyond Good & Evil on the 360. My attempt to do so was endlessly punctuated with "$!@(~ CAMERA" screams.

Gavin Gavin Gavin. "Jim came to my house, pinned me to the floor..." is.... If *you* don't know what fanfic is now being written I'm sure Laura and Jim can tell you.

males have faster reaction times scientific fact

Don'tcha just hate it when games get rather passive-aggressive on you?

I wish there were more games with guys' wobbly asses in them.

Various podcasts hosted by Jim Sterling (of YouTube's controversial "Jimquisition") & friends/associates. Includes Podquisition and The Spin-Off Doctors.

The Jim-List

On the first episode of The Jimquisition's official podcast, Miracle of Sound, Laura Kate, and Jim Sterling convene to discuss the unfortunate implications of certain amiibo, gaming morality systems, and Ubisoft's awfulness. 

Podquisition Episode 1: Morality, Ubisoft, and Arse Urine

On this week's episode, there's corruption on the high seas as soft drinks and snack products worm their way into our filthy, clogged hearts. We have a go at Ubisoft some more, make fun of Haunted House, and there's yet more Dragon Age love sneaking in. 

We also have a right ol' moan about microtransactions and branded pizzas. And pisspots. 

Podquisition Episode 2: Drink Call of Duty Responsibly

This week, the crew uncover a sinister horse conspiracy, Kirby's gluttonous crimes are unveiled, and there's more reference to arse piss because we're grown ups. 

Also, we chat about the Game Awards, The Last of Us' execution animations, and Gav's Iron Bull voice melts our loins!

Podquisition Episode 3: Naughty Horse Conspiracy

On this week's thrilling engagement, we chat about the wacky shenanigans of Hatred, Laura eats a plate of chips and gives her merciless review, while Ubisoft does something else that's ridiculous and dumb. 

So how about that?

Podquisition Episode 4: Hatred, Chips, and Crabcore

It is the Christmas one! We get festive by talking about eating a meaty Turtles pizza, and we laugh our heads off at the fact that a major "AAA" publisher managed to screw up Tetris. Merry bloody Christmas!

Podquisition Episode 5: Raphael's Cheesy Christmas Meat

On this week's splendid episode, we chat about Resident Evil: The Official Remaster Of The Official Remake, and Saints Row: Gat Out Of Jail Free Card. We also discuss Hotline Miami 2 and Hatred a little bit... again. Also, Laura drinks Bob Marley's USB Cords. 

Podquisition Episode 9: Laura Drinks Bob Marley's USB Cables

On this week's show, the team discusses falling into rivers, driving through nettles, and wallowing about in Wales, all while Laura desperately tries to simulate all the Euro trucks. 

Also, we discuss Dying Light, Resident Evil's oft-maligned controls, and the time police dogs in Amsterdam thought an infected foot was a bunch of drugs.

Podquisition Episode 10: Falling In A River On Drugs

On this week's butt-packed episode, the crew talk about how boobs were better in historical times, the ethics of BDSM, and the magical powers that give LGBTQ people an alleged advantage in e-sports. 

We also talk about Darkest Dungeon, Life Is Strange, Dying Light, and Ubisoft doing something not-terrible for once. Yay!

Podquisition Episode 11: BDSM And King Henry VIII Tits

On this week's show, one of us is getting married! Well, conditionally... the proposal isn't out of Early Access yet.

We chat a bit more about Peter Molyneux and "that" interview. We discuss the New 3DS and Nintendo's classically Nintendo moves. We also chat a bit about The Order: 1886, because OH BOY is that a fun topic!

Podquisition Episode 13: Early Access Marriage Proposal

This week's episode is just ridiculous. When we're not busy laughing at ourselves, we ask Gavin about Assassin's Creed: Unity for no good reason, as well as discuss some Kirby and Resident Evil: Revelations 2. 

Then we bang on about Dying Light's ridiculous $386,000 special edition, which is comedy gold, and we deduce that Eastenders is the Warhammer 40,000 of soap operas. All in all, a good show had!

Podquisition Episode 14: The $386,000 Special Edition

On this week's episode, we chat about some VIDEOGAMES, including Shower With Your Dad Simulator 2015, a lil' bit of Hotline Miami 2: Wrong Number, and that ridiculous Helldivers controller battery bug. 

Elsewhere, Laura has another energy drink to talk about, and Gavin buys the Eiffel Tower because he is a rich pop star!

Podquisition 16: Do You Still Shower With Your Dad?

Does the fun ever end? No. It never, ever ends. Even when we wish it would. 

This week, the crew talks about weird VR things, as Laura enjoys some virtual porn and a man pulling confetti out of his secret garden. We also chat a bit about whether or not Battlefield Hardline was tone deaf, getting trapped in a coffin, and we laugh at the BAFTA win for Destiny. Because it's funny. 

Also, who the f*ck is Dynamo and why is he anywhere?

Podquisition Episode 17: Arse Confetti

The show is late this week because one of us almost died. So yeah, sorry about that. Find out how one of us nearly died on this episode, where you'll also learn what that near-death experience did to the person's tits!

Elsewhere, an imp has sex with Anne Hathaway's teeth, we talk about Bloodborne and look at its salty user reviews, there's a little bit of chat concerning Game of Thrones and Life Is Strange, and MANY OTHER THINGS ARE SAID!

Podquisition Episode 18: Pillars of Bloodborne Tooth Sex

What happens when monkeys and barn owls get frisky? Who knows? What we DO know is that an Italian doctor claims he can do head transplants, and that he's tied to a conspiracy theory surrounding Metal Gear Solid V. That's fun! 

We also know that Ubisoft manages to somehow release a buggy sidescroller, and that a new Overlord game is happening. We know about John Cena dating sims, and we know about Dark Souls. 

We know so much! 

Podquisition Episode 22: Two Monkeys Shagging A Barn Owl

Conrad Zimmerman joins the crew this week to talk about E3 and how it destroys everybody's hopes and dreams. We reminisce about E3s past - more specifically, that time Destructoid operated out of the notorious Black Widow Motel. 

Elsewhere, we chat about Hyrule Warriors coming to 3DS, Dark Souls 3, and Gavin goes for a piss when we bring up amiibo again. 

Also, one of us is very sick this week. They do an admirable job and deserve applause. Lots of applause. 

Podquisition Episode 29: Black Widow Motel

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