I want Assassin's Creed Boxer Rebellion. C'mon Ubisoft!

Peter Molyneux should be the CEO of Ubisoft. They were born for each other.

Interrupting Laura goes MOOO. Doesn't she hear enough of herself on her 100 podcasts? Jesus F, let the man speak.

Yeah.. about that humming.. It's been in about every episode

Ni No Kuni was quite possibly the greatest RPG experience I've ever had

They've said "Fallout 3" as opposed to 4 like four times xD

Fucken lol Gav. Fallout Online. just 3 years later he would of told the future

Various podcasts hosted by Jim Sterling (of YouTube's controversial "Jimquisition") & friends/associates. Includes Podquisition and The Spin-Off Doctors.

The Jim-List

On the first episode of The Jimquisition's official podcast, Miracle of Sound, Laura Kate, and Jim Sterling convene to discuss the unfortunate implications of certain amiibo, gaming morality systems, and Ubisoft's awfulness. 

Podquisition Episode 1: Morality, Ubisoft, and Arse Urine

On this week's episode, there's corruption on the high seas as soft drinks and snack products worm their way into our filthy, clogged hearts. We have a go at Ubisoft some more, make fun of Haunted House, and there's yet more Dragon Age love sneaking in. 

We also have a right ol' moan about microtransactions and branded pizzas. And pisspots. 

Podquisition Episode 2: Drink Call of Duty Responsibly

This week, the crew uncover a sinister horse conspiracy, Kirby's gluttonous crimes are unveiled, and there's more reference to arse piss because we're grown ups. 

Also, we chat about the Game Awards, The Last of Us' execution animations, and Gav's Iron Bull voice melts our loins!

Podquisition Episode 3: Naughty Horse Conspiracy

On this week's thrilling engagement, we chat about the wacky shenanigans of Hatred, Laura eats a plate of chips and gives her merciless review, while Ubisoft does something else that's ridiculous and dumb. 

So how about that?

Podquisition Episode 4: Hatred, Chips, and Crabcore

It is the Christmas one! We get festive by talking about eating a meaty Turtles pizza, and we laugh our heads off at the fact that a major "AAA" publisher managed to screw up Tetris. Merry bloody Christmas!

Podquisition Episode 5: Raphael's Cheesy Christmas Meat

This week, your ol' pal Jim manages to get superglue (and it IS glue) all over his hands. It's very distressing and frightening for him. 

Elsewhere, we talk about weird games that involve fighting terrorists as teenage girls, beating horses to death, and fapping in thirty seconds. Also, Ubisoft did something stupid again. Because Ubisoft. 

Podquisition Episode 7: It's Not Semen

This week, the gang talks about review scores and why they're okay sometimes. Maybe. A bit. Most people hate The Numbers, and they hate Metacritic too, but The Jimquisition uses them because of Some Reasons. 

There's also some videogame talk, including discussion of a game that has zombies and big breasts in it. So... that's good.

Podquisition Episode 8: The Numbers

On this week's splendid episode, we chat about Resident Evil: The Official Remaster Of The Official Remake, and Saints Row: Gat Out Of Jail Free Card. We also discuss Hotline Miami 2 and Hatred a little bit... again. Also, Laura drinks Bob Marley's USB Cords. 

Podquisition Episode 9: Laura Drinks Bob Marley's USB Cables

On this week's show, the team discusses falling into rivers, driving through nettles, and wallowing about in Wales, all while Laura desperately tries to simulate all the Euro trucks. 

Also, we discuss Dying Light, Resident Evil's oft-maligned controls, and the time police dogs in Amsterdam thought an infected foot was a bunch of drugs.

Podquisition Episode 10: Falling In A River On Drugs

On this week's butt-packed episode, the crew talk about how boobs were better in historical times, the ethics of BDSM, and the magical powers that give LGBTQ people an alleged advantage in e-sports. 

We also talk about Darkest Dungeon, Life Is Strange, Dying Light, and Ubisoft doing something not-terrible for once. Yay!

Podquisition Episode 11: BDSM And King Henry VIII Tits

On this week's episode, we get a few rounds of attacking Ubisoft in before Gav shows up, and Laura tortures herself with the vicious taste of Buckfast. We also discuss The Many Lies of Peter Molyneux, and chat more about Evolve, because of course we do.

Elsewhere, there's excitement for Bethesda's E3 conference, and we discuss all the ways in which Netflix could make its Legend of Zelda TV series absolutely awful!

Podquisition Episode 12: The Buckfast Problem

On this week's show, one of us is getting married! Well, conditionally... the proposal isn't out of Early Access yet.

We chat a bit more about Peter Molyneux and "that" interview. We discuss the New 3DS and Nintendo's classically Nintendo moves. We also chat a bit about The Order: 1886, because OH BOY is that a fun topic!

Podquisition Episode 13: Early Access Marriage Proposal

This week's episode is just ridiculous. When we're not busy laughing at ourselves, we ask Gavin about Assassin's Creed: Unity for no good reason, as well as discuss some Kirby and Resident Evil: Revelations 2. 

Then we bang on about Dying Light's ridiculous $386,000 special edition, which is comedy gold, and we deduce that Eastenders is the Warhammer 40,000 of soap operas. All in all, a good show had!

Podquisition Episode 14: The $386,000 Special Edition

Gavin is away for a week because he's too much of a pop star to play with us, but we still have a delightful show lined up for you. Where else will you hear about robotic arms punching their way through your genitals in a misguided wank plan? 

Nowhere. Nowhere else. 

We also talk about why we're not wetting ourselves over VR, we chat about the educational sex game How Do You Do It?, and we give Five Nights At Freddy's some credit where credit is due. All this and more, only on Podquisition!

Podquisition 15: The Risks of Robotic Masturbation

On this week's episode, we chat about some VIDEOGAMES, including Shower With Your Dad Simulator 2015, a lil' bit of Hotline Miami 2: Wrong Number, and that ridiculous Helldivers controller battery bug. 

Elsewhere, Laura has another energy drink to talk about, and Gavin buys the Eiffel Tower because he is a rich pop star!

Podquisition 16: Do You Still Shower With Your Dad?

The show is late this week because one of us almost died. So yeah, sorry about that. Find out how one of us nearly died on this episode, where you'll also learn what that near-death experience did to the person's tits!

Elsewhere, an imp has sex with Anne Hathaway's teeth, we talk about Bloodborne and look at its salty user reviews, there's a little bit of chat concerning Game of Thrones and Life Is Strange, and MANY OTHER THINGS ARE SAID!

Podquisition Episode 18: Pillars of Bloodborne Tooth Sex

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