I remember fellow students at my High School thought I might go "colombine" on them, they didn't approve of my reply: "HAHAHA like you fucks are worth it"

I've played that game, the ripper game, hard as FUCK

What is this about a mod about animals and stopping people on the side of the road?

It's way too green but as a store it works.

Because who wants to feel like you're swordfighting in a swordfighting game?

omfg how what why? shit just seen it and even now @2018 no no no no no not right thats awful.

fuck yea i love the social stuff of dnd as a warlock with the awakend mind its hella fun. i convinced a tribe of goblins i am an envoy of their god. such fun

Gavin is away for a week because he's too much of a pop star to play with us, but we still have a delightful show lined up for you. Where else will you hear about robotic arms punching their way through your genitals in a misguided wank plan? 

Nowhere. Nowhere else. 

We also talk about why we're not wetting ourselves over VR, we chat about the educational sex game How Do You Do It?, and we give Five Nights At Freddy's some credit where credit is due. All this and more, only on Podquisition!

Podquisition 15: The Risks of Robotic Masturbation

On this week's episode, we chat about some VIDEOGAMES, including Shower With Your Dad Simulator 2015, a lil' bit of Hotline Miami 2: Wrong Number, and that ridiculous Helldivers controller battery bug. 

Elsewhere, Laura has another energy drink to talk about, and Gavin buys the Eiffel Tower because he is a rich pop star!

Podquisition 16: Do You Still Shower With Your Dad?

Does the fun ever end? No. It never, ever ends. Even when we wish it would. 

This week, the crew talks about weird VR things, as Laura enjoys some virtual porn and a man pulling confetti out of his secret garden. We also chat a bit about whether or not Battlefield Hardline was tone deaf, getting trapped in a coffin, and we laugh at the BAFTA win for Destiny. Because it's funny. 

Also, who the f*ck is Dynamo and why is he anywhere?

Podquisition Episode 17: Arse Confetti

The show is late this week because one of us almost died. So yeah, sorry about that. Find out how one of us nearly died on this episode, where you'll also learn what that near-death experience did to the person's tits!

Elsewhere, an imp has sex with Anne Hathaway's teeth, we talk about Bloodborne and look at its salty user reviews, there's a little bit of chat concerning Game of Thrones and Life Is Strange, and MANY OTHER THINGS ARE SAID!

Podquisition Episode 18: Pillars of Bloodborne Tooth Sex

On this week's intrepid audio adventure, we talk about having sex with cars and various were-animals, because why the heck not? We also discuss Jim's three-day Dark Souls binge and what it's done to his psyche, and TRY not to ramble on about Bloodborne again. 

Also, Gav and Laura had been drinking prior to the recording. It's actually surprising how non-obnoxious they are, because they're professionals through and through. Still, Gav REALLY wants you to know he's been drinking! 

Podquisition Episode 20: Sex With A Man-Parrot

On this week's episode, we still haven't quite worked all of the Konami out of our systems, so we air that for a good, satisfying bit of ranting. We also discuss the thing that broke between this and our last episode - chatting about Steam's reversed mod selling plans. 

Laura also has weird tiny not-ice-cream to review, State of Decay and Broken Age get OPINIONS spoken about them, and we've made the deadly discovery of Monster Energy Unleaded.

Podquisition Episode 23: Konami & Cornetto

Two thirds of the Podquisition team have now given up caffeine and it's ruining their lives, while Gavin sips wine and haughtily sits upon a throne of misery. Happy birthday, Gav! 

We talk about Steam Greenlight's latest problems, why Konami is rubbish for trying to erase P.T. from history, and have a giggle talking about Wolfenstein: The Old Blood. 

All of this and much, much more can be yours to enjoy. Right now. NOW! 

Podquisition Episode 24: For Caffeine We Mourn

On this week's vile excuse for a show, Laura finally gets The Witcher 3 working, but doesn't play it. She also eats horrible dogfood-chocolate stuff, because that's what you're here for. 

In addition, we chat splatcore about Splatoon, regard Digital Homicide's latest meltdown extravaganza, and delight in how being tired apparently makes Gavin really quite talkative! 

Podquisition Episode 27: Dank Cumsock

On this week's podcast, we manage to get a whole lot of conversation in about Fallout 4 and Steam's refund policy, both of which made the show fly by! 

We also provide our predictions for E3, and by that I mean Laura has become legitimately scary and might very well be in line to direct a new Hostel movie. Good lord. 

All that, and loads more toss for you to enjoy! 

Podquisition Episode 28: Fallout 4 And Torture Porn

On this week's bat-episode, we talk about how utterly horrible the Batmobile is in Batman: Arkham Knight. We also 
natter about the shoddy PC port, which hadn't been pulled from Steam when we'd recorded. 

There's plenty of other chat too. We talk about Her Story for a bit, Laura eats horrific chocolate, and there is much shagging in Fallout Shelter to discuss. 

Also, the Batmobile is the worst. 

Podquisition Episode 31: F*ck The Batmobile

Everybody's doing that Rapture thing and we couldn't be more thrilled. Well, we could. We could really, truly be more thrilled. 

Still, at least we get to watch Sonic the Hedgehog have an orgy and become pregnant, which happened this week. We are all still recovering from that one. 

Elsewhere, we chat about King's Quest, Half-Life, and a load of other bollocks! 

Podquisition Episode 38: Everybody's Gone To The Crapture

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