Name: Podquisition Episode 5: Raphael's Cheesy Christmas Meat by Jimquisition in The Jim-List
Duration: 58 min 23 s
Description: It is the Christmas one! We get festive by talking about eating a meaty Turtles pizza, and we laugh our heads off at the fact that a major "AAA" publisher managed to screw up Tetris. Merry bloody Christmas!

this will be the highlight of my Xmas Day

Ubisoft parents somehow skipped that stage where they teach their child the fit the coloured shape blocks game

"Almost choked on Raphael's meat" Laura Kate, 2014.

I am listening at work, and the bit about Raphael's pizza was so funny I am literally crying. Right now, at work, tears on my face. I need a drink of water, but I can't get one, because coworkers will see that I've been crying and I won't be able to explain why.

Can somebody tell me what is this game she talks about around 50:20?

Various podcasts hosted by Jim Sterling (of YouTube's controversial "Jimquisition") & friends/associates. Includes Podquisition and The Spin-Off Doctors.

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Things to Ponder

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On the first episode of The Jimquisition's official podcast, Miracle of Sound, Laura Kate, and Jim Sterling convene to discuss the unfortunate implications of certain amiibo, gaming morality systems, and Ubisoft's awfulness. 

Podquisition Episode 1: Morality, Ubisoft, and Arse Urine

On this week's episode, there's corruption on the high seas as soft drinks and snack products worm their way into our filthy, clogged hearts. We have a go at Ubisoft some more, make fun of Haunted House, and there's yet more Dragon Age love sneaking in. 

We also have a right ol' moan about microtransactions and branded pizzas. And pisspots. 

Podquisition Episode 2: Drink Call of Duty Responsibly

This week, the crew uncover a sinister horse conspiracy, Kirby's gluttonous crimes are unveiled, and there's more reference to arse piss because we're grown ups. 

Also, we chat about the Game Awards, The Last of Us' execution animations, and Gav's Iron Bull voice melts our loins!

Podquisition Episode 3: Naughty Horse Conspiracy

On this week's thrilling engagement, we chat about the wacky shenanigans of Hatred, Laura eats a plate of chips and gives her merciless review, while Ubisoft does something else that's ridiculous and dumb. 

So how about that?

Podquisition Episode 4: Hatred, Chips, and Crabcore

It is the Christmas one! We get festive by talking about eating a meaty Turtles pizza, and we laugh our heads off at the fact that a major "AAA" publisher managed to screw up Tetris. Merry bloody Christmas!

Podquisition Episode 5: Raphael's Cheesy Christmas Meat

We ring in the new year by talking about banging a goldfish, filling Mega Man's enemies with bodily fluids, and Play-Doh's veiny mistake. So, traditional New Year topics! 

We also chat a lot about the games we're looking forward to in 2015. Because really, who needs to stop hearing about Bloodborne?

Podquisition Episode 6: Fish Sex

This week, your ol' pal Jim manages to get superglue (and it IS glue) all over his hands. It's very distressing and frightening for him. 

Elsewhere, we talk about weird games that involve fighting terrorists as teenage girls, beating horses to death, and fapping in thirty seconds. Also, Ubisoft did something stupid again. Because Ubisoft. 

Podquisition Episode 7: It's Not Semen

On this week's episode, we chat about some VIDEOGAMES, including Shower With Your Dad Simulator 2015, a lil' bit of Hotline Miami 2: Wrong Number, and that ridiculous Helldivers controller battery bug. 

Elsewhere, Laura has another energy drink to talk about, and Gavin buys the Eiffel Tower because he is a rich pop star!

Podquisition 16: Do You Still Shower With Your Dad?

On this week's perfectly sensible episode, we discuss Iwata doing a massive poo on Nintendo Direct, something that will definitely happen one day. We also talk about how Jim is 100% medically not-quite-dying, and Laura took a selfie with the corpse of a schoolgirl. 

Gavin has finally played Bloodborne, so for all of you who are sick to death of the idea of people enjoying games that you don't like, be warned - Gavin likes Bloodborne. A lot. 

You're gonna have to cope with it. 

Podquisition Episode 19: Iwata Does A Poo Poo

On this week's show, we mostly complain about angry commenters who are stupid, wrapping it all up in some discussion about Metal Gear Solid V and Mad Max. 

Elsewhere, Laura drinks a space lesbian energy drink, a serial killer runs amok in Camden Town, and there's loads of other bollocks that we bang on about. 

Podquisition Episode 42: Lesbian Space Tits Energy Drink

Can you guess what most of this episode is about? To be honest, if you are sick of hearing about Fallout 4, you might want to just skip this one. It's most of the episode. 

We do find time to talk about Rise of the Tomb Raider as well though. Huh? You like that? Yeah? It's good! 

Podquisition Episode 51: Something Something Fallout 4

On today's meaty episode, we chat about Baba Yaga rule 34, the merits of Ronan Keating, and the sexual misadventures of Kanye West. 

Can you believe we talked about games a lot, too? 

American Truck Simulator, Peter Molyneux's latest bollocks, Rise of the Tomb Raider, Tales of Symphonia's terrible PC port, and so much more are all on the docket. 

What a show! 

Podquisition Episode 64: Knuckle-Deep In Kanye

The role of Gavin this week will be played by Loading Ready Run's Graham Stark! 

This episode spends some time talking about virtual reality porn, with hot topics such as golden showers, tupper sex parties, and lemon whores all on the menu. 

We also discuss Far Cry Primal, Plants Vs. Zombies: Garden Warfare 2, and Laura's notorious trials with Undertale livestreaming. 

Podquisition Episode 67: Come To Our Tupper Sex

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