It's your chance Jimothy!  Sing him to Fistshark now!

If you guys actually get Molyneux I'll cream myself in happiness.  Ask him if he has any health or potions!

N64 controller. Handles either side, elongated middle section. It'll get the job done.

Little did they know that the Joy-Con was on the horizon, ready to change EVERYTHING...

Is that supposed to be the cross-platform play?

You know what Halo 5 had that very few of the best games of the yeae had? 60 fps and 1080p. That alpne makes me like it more than the other sorry ass 30 fps exclusives.

Just a heads up. I Am All of Me doesn't sound angty at all. It sounds more like they hired Bon Jovi to either do Skeleton Warriors music,or the opening for an anime based on the Marathon Trilogy, mainly Marathon Infinity. (Johnny Gioeli, the lead singer of Crush 40 sounds a bit like Bon Jovi) An angsty Shadow song would probably be Chosen One (sad) or Almost Dead (angry). Doesn't ultimately matter as the game and its music rock my socks off anyway.

Get over here and listen to this nonsense!

The Spin-Off Doctors: Mortal Kombat (2021)

Games we played this week include: 
Guardians of the Galaxy (9:10)
Shredders (11:25)
Elden Ring (14:45)
Kirby and the Forgotten Land (17:00)
Skul the Hero Slayer (33:40)
Tunic (36:10)
Ghostwire Tokyo (40:35)
Culdcept Revolt (46:50)

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News things talked about in this episode:
Wattam developer Funomena likely to close following abuse allegations (1:02:15)
https://www.eurogamer.net/articles/2022-03-29-wattam-developer-funomena-reportedly-closing-following-allegations-of-workplace-abuse

Another sexual harassment suit filed against Activision Blizzard (1:04:25)
https://news.bloomberglaw.com/daily-labor-report/activision-faces-new-suit-from-worker-alleging-rampant-sexism

Judge ready to approve $18m settlement of EEOC case against Activision Blizzard (1:08:00)
https://www.eurogamer.net/articles/2022-03-29-judge-prepared-to-approve-activision-blizzards-usd18m-sexual-harassment-settlement-with-eeoc

Microsoft fine with Activision Blizzard workers forming union if Activision Blizzard is (1:09:50)
https://www.eurogamer.net/articles/2022-03-25-microsoft-wont-block-unionisation-efforts-at-activision-blizzard

Sony about to make PlayStation Plus more complicated (1:11:35)
https://blog.playstation.com/2022/03/29/all-new-playstation-plus-launches-in-june-with-700-games-and-more-value-than-ever/

But Sony won’t put day-one releases on Plus (1:15:45)
https://www.gamesindustry.biz/articles/2022-03-28-playstations-jim-ryan-our-games-could-suffer-if-we-put-them-straight-into-ps-plus

Gran Turismo 7 to walk back its terrible pricing (1:18:00)
https://blog.playstation.com/2022/03/25/gran-turismo-7-an-update-from-polyphony-digital/

Bloodborne Kart is apparently real (1:19:10)
https://www.eurogamer.net/articles/2022-03-25-its-official-bloodborne-kart-is-coming

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Podquisition 379: A Real Wrestler

Laura compares her teenage poetry to the lyrics of Shadow the Hedgehog's title tune, and we find out that corporate-produced angst cannot stand up to the real thing. 

Elsewhere, there's more VR bollocks, we talk about Nintendo and the NX, and one third of the team might be a bit loopy on medication. 

Podquisition Episode 62: Shadow The Hedgehog Vs. Teenage Poetry

Your doctors cut open the carcass of DOOM, discussing the total lack of demons, The Rock's sudden heel turn, and anachronistic videogame products. 

Oh, and don't worry... we spend quite some time talking about THAT little first-person segment. You know the one. 

The Spin-off Doctors: DOOM

A movie in which Billy Zane outclasses Ben Kingsley and Meatloaf steals the show. Uwe Boll's tits n' guts travesty is... quite surreal. 

Let us enjoy this totally unhinged mess of vampiric nonsense, shall we? It's time for BloodRayne to ruin our day. 

The Spin-off Doctors: BloodRayne

SIR!? SIR, I DO BELIEVE I AM ABOUT TO WRECK THIS!

Is Wreck-It Ralph a thinly cloaked champion of the status quo, designed to consolidate the power of the 1% and disenfranchise the rest of us?

According to the Movie Boys, yes, Yes it is, 

We ruined Wreck-It Ralph. Sorry. 

The Spin-off Doctors: Wreck-It Ralph

Despite already suffering through the movie once for a special livestream, your movie boys watched Pixels again - sober this time - for a feature-length evisceration. 

Watching it twice without chemical help? It's so, so much worse. 

Enjoy your Thanksgiving punishment, as two distressed men pull Adam Sandler's dumpster fire to pieces while taking time to provide extensive rewrites that would have made it so much better... or at least something.

The Spin-off Doctors: Pixels

Your movie boys are here to discuss Postal, a movie that's shocking in more ways than one. Sure, the content is offensive, but Uwe Boll made a... competent videogame movie? 

Let's discuss the jokes and the goofs in this violent jawdropper, while comparing it to how unfunny Pixels is.

The Spin-off Doctors: Postal

Okay, I got Pokemon wrong. We're doing Pokemon The Movie 2000, not The Return of Mewtwo. That's a different one.

At any rate, here's the next Pokemon movie. It's got magic birds in it.

The Spin-off Doctors: Pokemon The Movie 2000

Your movie boys hang out with Dracula on Netflix n' that.

The Spin-off Doctors: Castlevania

We wipe our butts, we lose our luggage, and we lament as Brian Kuh is Brian Kuh.

The Spin-off Doctors: The King Of Kong

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