This French accent is the greatest thing ever

@dylan-greaney Are you joking? Yes RNG can screw you over, but the mechanics are the most important part. Dodging in particular is the most integral part of the game. Because you can't beat the lost without being good at dodging. 

But skill is a huge component. Have your seen Bisnap play? He can win almost any run. In fact, he's having to die on purpose to unlock an item because he wins too much. And CobalStreak (the best player in the world) can go 100 games without losing. 

So yes, items are important, but if you're god enough, you can win with anything.

but can you finish it in 30 seconds? that's the real question

The Phrase "arse tits" has just made my day. Im a lonely man.

Jim: next time, use fingernail varnish. It'll work; I've used it after projects that got a bit messy, and it works just fine. :)

god this is amazing i have been watching jim for so long but only just found out about these pod casts. i love them ao much its nice to see 3 differnt types of gamers talking and hearing the pov of each of them. plus we get to hear jim do ahit like come on himself with glue lol

This week, your ol' pal Jim manages to get superglue (and it IS glue) all over his hands. It's very distressing and frightening for him. 

Elsewhere, we talk about weird games that involve fighting terrorists as teenage girls, beating horses to death, and fapping in thirty seconds. Also, Ubisoft did something stupid again. Because Ubisoft. 

Podquisition Episode 7: It's Not Semen

Audio home of The Jimquisition, featuring its lovely little podcast, Podquisition - starring Jim Sterling, Laura Kate, and Conrad Zimmerman!

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