Sod it I'm relistening to some of these right now for no fucking reason at all but damn the forshadowing in these early spin off doctors episodes is chilling, can Commander Steph please get a new thing other than 'movieboys' to shout at the beginning of every episode so you wonderful people can make more of this excellent and vital series?  This is a public service Steph, you committed to it now just commit to 'moviepeopleoffixedandorflexiblegenders' and DO YOUR WORK!

The only reason I watched the movie was because dwayne the rock johnson. A not bad movie a very bad movie adaptation.

The organ sound is REALLY jarring - I think this would be better with a different split jingle as it's startling when listening with headphones on!

You have it wrong. Games exist, but marines can't enjoy them in the field, because of always online DRM. If you want something that will keep working after leaving barracs, retro handhelds are the only option :-D

Ah, the prestigious TMRAWWGTMAITBFWWTMFO Award. Truly, it is the "Elementary School Star Sticker You-did-it" of movie awards.

"I'm willing to take full responsibility for the horrible events of the last two hours, but you must understand: Our interest in your game was purely for the benefit of cinema. Everything has clearly gotten out of hand now, yes... But it was worth the Movie Boys, I assure you."

There is a 'Doom guy' character in the official (16 page) comic book. They could'a gone with him. Hell, The Rock is halfway him already. A Hyper-masculine-ultra-violent marine who shouts at a cyber-demon: "You are huge, that means your guts are Huge! RIP AND TEAR!!!"

Spin-off Doctors

Join your old friends Jim Sterling and Conrad Zimmerman as they get elbow-deep in licensed videogame material. Movies, TV shows, comics (but mostly movies), the doctors are here to examine. 

This week, we start with 2002's Resident Evil, directed by Paul W.S. Anderson and starring Milla Jovovich. 

She kicked a zombie unconscious. 

The Spin-off Doctors: Resident Evil

"You created it all so you could live forever. Why?"

Your doctors are in the house to dissect House of the Dead, Uwe Boll's classic cinematic dog turd. 

Spaniards from Spain, gun continuity, Sega's island raves, and tits within minutes are all on the menu. Alongside some of the crappest zombies ever. 

The Spin-off Doctors: House of the Dead

Your doctors cut open the carcass of DOOM, discussing the total lack of demons, The Rock's sudden heel turn, and anachronistic videogame products. 

Oh, and don't worry... we spend quite some time talking about THAT little first-person segment. You know the one. 

The Spin-off Doctors: DOOM

Raul Julia's amazing performance, Vega's fabulous features, the war crimes of Van Damme, and also Kylie Minogue for some reason. 

These things and more combine, with some help from DNA MUTAGEN, to make an incredible comedy movie that's just like Rush Hour. 

Street Fighter: The Movie is a prequel narrative based entirely around clothes. It's brilliant. 

The Spin-off Doctors: Street Fighter - The Movie

In what may be their finest outing yet, your Spin-off Doctors skewer Mr. Olyphant's performance as Agent 47 in the ridiculous 2007 Hitman movie. 

Why doesn't the world's best killer have an alias? How has an Interpol agent pieced together the work of a ghost? Exactly what happened to any of the forgotten characters? 

Hitman 2007 isn't just a bad movie, it's infuriating. 

The Spin-off Doctors: Hitman (2007)

Get ready for the HOT BEAN FACTS on this beautiful struggle of an episode. 

Spider mannequins, inept detectives, and Jon Snow all feature in this delicious trawl through the treasure chest that is Silent Hill Revelation 3D!

Also, Malcolm McDowell wearing a net.

The Spin-off Doctors: Silent Hill Revelation 3D

It's about things going in butts, basically. Also videogames, to a lesser degree.

The Spin-off Doctors: eXistenZ

The Spin-off Doctors: Far Cry

You'd think a movie about a GIANT WOLF would be less predictable.

The Spin-Off Doctors: Rampage

The Spin-Off Doctors: Arcade

Netflix is back with more Castlevania. Twice as long, and ever better, so let's get into it!

The Spin-Off Doctors: Castlevania Season 2

What can even be said about this hot nonsense? 

Treasure of the Four Crowns is a very special B movie in which dinosaur attacks barely warrant a mention and everything has to explode. It's a real... head turner.

The Spin-off Doctors: Treasure Of The Four Crowns

Be the best that you can be, and if a mustachioed dog kidnaps you, play along.

The Spin-Off Doctors: Pokemon The Unown Entei Adventure Of Kidnapping Third Movie

The goofs never start when Grandma's Boy is in the house! How will the Boy cope when Grandma does her Grandma things? Let it end. Let it all end.

The Spin-Off Doctors: Grandma's Boy

Somehow, Billy Zane is in this film. Nothing else worth mentioning is, but we mention it all anyway.

The Spin-Off Doctors: Dead Rising Endgame

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The Spin-off Doctors: DOOM

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