Tits within 10 mins exactly (finally watching along after hearing this 5x- millenial  MST3K style)

I couldnt pay attention to this movie.
 Thanks Eww Balls.
At least we got a hilarious podcast out of this mess

Not that i know what im talking about but fencing is separated into foil, epee, and saber. Rapier could mean either epee or saber.

I just thought about it, and Judge Dredd has a video game....

"You created it all so you could live forever. Why?"

Your doctors are in the house to dissect House of the Dead, Uwe Boll's classic cinematic dog turd. 

Spaniards from Spain, gun continuity, Sega's island raves, and tits within minutes are all on the menu. Alongside some of the crappest zombies ever. 

The Spin-off Doctors: House of the Dead

Your doctors cut open the carcass of DOOM, discussing the total lack of demons, The Rock's sudden heel turn, and anachronistic videogame products. 

Oh, and don't worry... we spend quite some time talking about THAT little first-person segment. You know the one. 

The Spin-off Doctors: DOOM

Raul Julia's amazing performance, Vega's fabulous features, the war crimes of Van Damme, and also Kylie Minogue for some reason. 

These things and more combine, with some help from DNA MUTAGEN, to make an incredible comedy movie that's just like Rush Hour. 

Street Fighter: The Movie is a prequel narrative based entirely around clothes. It's brilliant. 

The Spin-off Doctors: Street Fighter - The Movie

In what may be their finest outing yet, your Spin-off Doctors skewer Mr. Olyphant's performance as Agent 47 in the ridiculous 2007 Hitman movie. 

Why doesn't the world's best killer have an alias? How has an Interpol agent pieced together the work of a ghost? Exactly what happened to any of the forgotten characters? 

Hitman 2007 isn't just a bad movie, it's infuriating. 

The Spin-off Doctors: Hitman (2007)

What does Pokemon: The First Movie: Mewtwo Strikes Back have to say about Adolf Hitler? This is a question your resident Movie Boys have the answer to! 

Pokemon tears can heal the dead, Minnesota is the link between realities, and Team Rocket just can't deliver the goods. 

This movie is out of its damn mind. 

The Spin-off Doctors: Pokemon: The First Movie: Mewtwo Strikes Back

A movie in which Billy Zane outclasses Ben Kingsley and Meatloaf steals the show. Uwe Boll's tits n' guts travesty is... quite surreal. 

Let us enjoy this totally unhinged mess of vampiric nonsense, shall we? It's time for BloodRayne to ruin our day. 

The Spin-off Doctors: BloodRayne

SIR!? SIR, I DO BELIEVE I AM ABOUT TO WRECK THIS!

Is Wreck-It Ralph a thinly cloaked champion of the status quo, designed to consolidate the power of the 1% and disenfranchise the rest of us?

According to the Movie Boys, yes, Yes it is, 

We ruined Wreck-It Ralph. Sorry. 

The Spin-off Doctors: Wreck-It Ralph

Aaron Paul ditches meth for misogyny in this ill-advised theatrical adaptation of Need for Speed. 

It's basically just a car film but with very few races, too many characters, and some of the stupidest character motivations in cinema. 

Also this may be our most meandering episode. The drugs like me. 


The Spin-off Doctors: Need For Speed

Alice is definitely better than Jill Valentine. Resident Evil Apocalypse NEEDS you to know that.

Let's see what else this wonderful mess has for us.

The Spin-off Doctors: Resident Evil Apocalypse

Your Movie Boys take their first trip to the Town That Takes, discussing the sexiness of Pyramid Head, the stupidity of our protagonist, and the problems with casting an uncreepy child as a creepy child. 



The Spin-off Doctors: Silent Hill

The Last Starfighter comes to us from a simpler time, before Tori Amos took our innocence. 

Let's enjoy this 80s masterpiece, and lament the fate of an arcade playing cosmic doormat.

The Spin-off Doctors: The Last Starfighter

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