Having listened to your Wing Commander episode.... oof.

Far be it for me to belatedly defend any aspect of these films, but, you know, I don't think it's so terrible a plan as that, on reflection; if Wesker hadn't picked the right craft, these babies apparently have auto-pilot so you just send the bomb off anyway. It's more gambling for a big win with a small risk of not getting the plane far enough away on autopilot as the "lose".

Alice is definitely better than Jill Valentine. Resident Evil Apocalypse NEEDS you to know that.

Let's see what else this wonderful mess has for us.

The Spin-off Doctors: Resident Evil Apocalypse

Join Jaime Pressly, Holly Valance, and Kevin Nash on DOA Island for one of the most surprising movies we've ever reviewed. 

DOA: Dead or Alive is surprisingly not terrible. In fact, it's actually rather funny. 

The Spin-off Doctors: Dead Or Alive

Dr. Isaacs and his mother lived alone in a small house on a hill...

Your favorite Movie Boys are back to look at the third film in the Resident Evil movie franchise... and it's not great. 

Idiot crows, a girl called K-Mart, and the Worst Wesker are all to be found in this wannabe Mad Max.

The Spin-off Doctors: Resident Evil Extinction

Look, you can't not talk about The Angry Birds Movie and avoid a political discussion. 

I mean... you can... but we couldn't. And it's not so much discussion as it is gleefully reveling in our SJWishness and if you don't like it, you'll have to listen to another show. I mean it's gleeful. 

Also, this movie is crap.

The Spin-off Doctors: The Angry Birds Movie

Alice is better than everybody who was ever in a Resident Evil videogame. Remember that!

More undead gibberish is here, with only Good Wesker providing any sort of relief. How will your Movie Boys cope? Well, one of them sorta liked it!

The Spin-off Doctors: Resident Evil - Afterlife

Somehow we managed to bag two Matthew Lillard movies in a row. This time around, he's much more in his element as the evil Duke Fallow... but what is that accent? 

Elsewhere, King Burt Reynolds has ninjas, Ron Perlman wants the chicken, and we make this movie sound 10,000 times more interesting than it actually is.

The Spin-off Doctors: In The Name Of The King - A Dungeon Siege Tale

Ed Furlong and T. Ryder Smith team up to create a movie that could have been a B movie classic if it didn't get everything so very wrong. 

Nevertheless, a personal favorite and an interesting curio for those into game-themed cinema. Yes indeed.

The Spin-off Doctors: Brainscan

"That tattoo, I've seen it before. On a woman and a robot. They both tried to kill me." 

Mortal Kombat: Annihilation is, in a word, glorious. 

Let the Spin-off Doctors tell you why, and peruse some hot gif action while you listen: http://conradzimmerman.com/spin-off-doctors-supplemental-mortal-kombat-annihilation/

The Spin-off Doctors: Mortal Kombat Annihilation

Christian Slater is the Ruby Tuesday's of acting in this miserable Uwe Boll shitheap.

The Spin-off Doctors: Alone In The Dark

The Spin-off Doctors: House of the Dead II

Okay, I got Pokemon wrong. We're doing Pokemon The Movie 2000, not The Return of Mewtwo. That's a different one.

At any rate, here's the next Pokemon movie. It's got magic birds in it.

The Spin-off Doctors: Pokemon The Movie 2000

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