Remember back before Mario64, Peach was ONLY known as "Princess Toadstool" and we had Mario Land where Mario saved "Princess Daisy".

Fuck the haters.  Let it ride all the way to the bank. 

saw a documentary about this movie and the directors basically knew absolutely nothing about the game and just used a screenplay they already had in mind and slapped mario names in it. 

also the scene in that club had actual strippers who kept getting naked during filming

And the guy who played mario had a broken arm for most of the filming

apparently the directors where really really pretentious and didn't care at all about making a mario movie and just wanted a launching point for their own movies

Dead Rising Watchtower is a strangely faithful film that attempts quite valiantly to be canon. Sort of. 

Rob Riggle steals the show and we learn all about the Internet Movie Firearm Database. 

What a time! 

The Spin-Off Doctors: Dead Rising Watchtower

Two very confused men pick apart two hours of namedropping and excessive CGI to produce a shambles of a podcast. 

Considering what we were working with, it's amazing how well we pulled through. 

Next episode is Pixels. Help us all.

The Spin-off Doctors: Warcraft

Despite already suffering through the movie once for a special livestream, your movie boys watched Pixels again - sober this time - for a feature-length evisceration. 

Watching it twice without chemical help? It's so, so much worse. 

Enjoy your Thanksgiving punishment, as two distressed men pull Adam Sandler's dumpster fire to pieces while taking time to provide extensive rewrites that would have made it so much better... or at least something.

The Spin-off Doctors: Pixels

Your movie boys are here to discuss Postal, a movie that's shocking in more ways than one. Sure, the content is offensive, but Uwe Boll made a... competent videogame movie? 

Let's discuss the jokes and the goofs in this violent jawdropper, while comparing it to how unfunny Pixels is.

The Spin-off Doctors: Postal

As a Christmas treat, your lovable Movie Boys pick one of the most anticipated movies to cover in their hot analysis. 

Join us as we take a merry look at Super Mario Bros.

The Spin-off Doctors: Super Mario Bros.

The Movie Boys are back to discuss Street Fighter II: The Animated Movie. Let us enjoy this classic anime, or at least that one bit. 

Guile is useless, M. Bison is naughty, and Sagat can heal up a scar in a really short amount of time.

The Spin-off Doctors: Street Fighter II - The Animated Movie

Look, you can't not talk about The Angry Birds Movie and avoid a political discussion. 

I mean... you can... but we couldn't. And it's not so much discussion as it is gleefully reveling in our SJWishness and if you don't like it, you'll have to listen to another show. I mean it's gleeful. 

Also, this movie is crap.

The Spin-off Doctors: The Angry Birds Movie

Alice is better than everybody who was ever in a Resident Evil videogame. Remember that!

More undead gibberish is here, with only Good Wesker providing any sort of relief. How will your Movie Boys cope? Well, one of them sorta liked it!

The Spin-off Doctors: Resident Evil - Afterlife

Oh hello there, it's time to have a bad time. We call this time the Bad Time Time. 

Wing Commander is not a very good movie, but we watched it anyway. A 1999 movie that looks like it was made in the 1980s, featuring a plot that makes no sense, a lack of antagonists, and the worst space navy in the universe, it's one of those films that might have been entertainingly bad if it wasn't just plain bad. 

Anyway, your Movie Boys try and make it interesting for you.

The Spin-off Doctors: Wing Commander

Ed Furlong and T. Ryder Smith team up to create a movie that could have been a B movie classic if it didn't get everything so very wrong. 

Nevertheless, a personal favorite and an interesting curio for those into game-themed cinema. Yes indeed.

The Spin-off Doctors: Brainscan

"That tattoo, I've seen it before. On a woman and a robot. They both tried to kill me." 

Mortal Kombat: Annihilation is, in a word, glorious. 

Let the Spin-off Doctors tell you why, and peruse some hot gif action while you listen: http://conradzimmerman.com/spin-off-doctors-supplemental-mortal-kombat-annihilation/

The Spin-off Doctors: Mortal Kombat Annihilation

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