Lyrics:

[Chorus]
I’m too stoned I’m too stoned
I’m too stoned I dunno 
I’m too stoned too stoned
Too stoned

I’m too high tell me why
I’m too high I’m too high 
I’m too high too high
Too high

[Verse 1]
Thought I was gonna call it quits man
I took just a couple hits man
Now I’m swimming in some quicksand
Thinking who the fuck is this man 
Slick bandit you would think I planned it 
I’m just smoking weed and I can never understand it
And I can’t understand them staring at these two girls like 
“So - are you guys friends?” 
Life’s a beach and I wanna have fun 
Lay around in the sun maybe do a bunch of a drugs 
I’m so awkward what's up? I saw you a couple months ago
And they still don’t know 
Your boys hotter than the bottom of moccasin pillows 
Dropping an ill flows - shopping for dildos 
Wait wait I didn’t mean to say that 
You never know what you got til you're gone 
I'm so stoned I forgot what type of pot I was on 

[Chorus]

[Verse 2]
I love it so I can’t leave it
Like summer or Christmas season 
But now I'm mumbling when I’m speaking 
And still I wonder what's the reason
Assed out smoking bowls in a glass house 
Pass out next to pastor Matt on a black couch 
And I’m praying that I make it 
The weed gone Goliath I’m just trying to be like David - hallucinating
Having trouble conversating with the strangers in this basement
And I’m feeling way too faded (faded)
My palms sweaty knees weak Mom I’m ready 
Can you come get me I don’t know where I am 
I been gone since 10:15 yes I mean PM
And I’m now I'm sitting here in silence without any of the lambs damn
Whatever happened to the good times?
I'm too stoned - so this is goodbye

The Only Drugs I Do Are The Ones I'm On

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2 Stoned

For anyone who has ever taken an awkward elevator ride...

Elevator Music (Produced by Razor Boomerang)

New Phone Who Dis? Ft. @raystevenz

Lyrics:

[Chorus]
I got a new phone (who dis)
I got a new phone (who dis)
I got a new phone (who dis)
I got a new phone (who dis who dis)

[Jay Kila]
2 pills I pop til I threw up on top
Of Ms. Jenner she was my English professor
I never been better have sex on a dresser
Get most of the toast not the lesser
Isn't it different now? Different how?
Sniffing the crystals in different amounts
Fin' to get into somethings that I been through
But let me just finish this ounce
Marijuana smoke as I blow through the clouds
Holding onto hope cuz there's so many doubts
Got 'em on the ropes ya boy bout to knock 'em out
GettingMoney.com where I like to hang out 
Shout to my party people doing drugs on their own
Not a new couch man I got a new phone
Don't care what you about bro leave me alone
Shoulda bought a new house but I got a new phone who dis!?

[Chorus]

[Raymond Stevenz]
My plug hit my line at like 7:30
I ain't pick up I was tryna bone a secretary
Well I did and the sex was legendary
You know your boy keep it cool like Ben & Jerry's
Ice cream it might seem that I'm quite mean
Cuz if you ain't talking money that calls declining
And if you are then the phone just might ring
Cuz I"m all about my checks like Nike 
Oh just do it - she said she like my music
She always hit my phone but I'm busy making movements
Getting to it - like a boss should be doing
Gotta go get to that bag gotta secure it so
If it ain't about money I ain't got time for it
If honey looking sweet I might have time for her
Cuz time is money boy ain't nothing for free
If you broke leave a message right after the beep 

[Chorus]

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New Phone (feat. Raymond Stevenz)

Lyrics:

[Chorus]
You can find me in Mumbai
Probably drunk or high
Came for the women but I stayed for the chai
You can find me in Mumbai
Feeling really good
Staring at the sky 
Main theek hoon
You can find me in Mumbai

[Verse 1]
I think I lost my mind It's getting hard to tell 
Cruising down Marine Drive I ain't feeling like myself
I ain't feeling too swell - I think I need help
Someone call a cab get me back to my hotel
I mean my aunt's house - it's near Chowpatty Beach
All these people staring at me I ain't even gotta speak
It's hot out in these streets - sweating through my tee shirt
Three words - I need herb - every week 
I been burning up my lungs with the cigarette smoke
Kaisi hai kaisi ho tell me where you wanna go
Whatcha know about a place where everybody's getting high?
Young Bollywood on my grind 

[Chorus]

People ask me why - I don't even know
I'm just a guy from New York who always liked the West Coast
Now I'm trying to get the dough - and turn it into naan
Did I mention that we smoking Meri Jaan? 
Mary Jane it's the same sh*t gets real on these trains
People steal for the fame I can't feel anything
It's work work work if you out in Mumbai 
Powder those eyes - better not cry
Me I'll be inside though I like walking around -
In this town there's no way I'm coming down
I got too much on my mind and too much on my plate
Half the time I ain't on time and the other half I'm late

[Chorus]

Find Me in Mumbai

This is a song about my aunt. 

Lyrics:

[Verse 1]
Drunk on a Tuesday, feeling like I'm Bruce Wayne 
Night ain't dark yet I was out to see a movie 
Silumaasi call me, tell me that I'm stupid
Asking bout the weed that she found in my suitcase (oopsie)
Never meant to leave that in my bag - I'm sorry 
She took away the keys to my jag - my gadi 
Silumassi please don't tell my dad - "tomorri"
Shit well at least let me get that back - "Nahi"

[Chorus] x2
Silumassi pawnee nay joyee 
Silumassi I already ate
Silumassi I don't want anything
Except for money cash girls and some diamond rings

[Verse 2]
Wasted on Wednesday, pretty girl had text me
We were doing yoga at the crib she was flexy 
Told me that I'm sexy we could get it on
Silumassi wasn't home so we went into my room
And she took off all her clothes, Said she been to all my shows
Like the way I spit my rhymes started licking on my toes 
Woah - hold up hold up I think the doors unlocked 
"Aree jay ye kya Hai"
Silumassi don't you knock?

[Chorus]x2

[Verse 3]
Silumassi tell me that i need to get a job
I just nod my head then I do what I want 
Silumassi say I don't make enough money 
I just tell her ha then do shows across the country
One day Silumassi gonna understand 
that the person who I was ain't the person who I am
And the person who I am got a lot of things to do 
Girls to get pills to pop party til I'm 82
So please don't try to tell me how to be myself see
I'm just chasing dreams u gon see em in my selfies

Silumaasi

Mere Paas Maal Hai

A celebration of the actor Dev Patel and a song for anyone who is living in pursuit of their dreams.

@jkila

Dev Patel

Watch the video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sCMtLW4io1c

My Honey (Prod. by Joji x Ryan Jacob)

A song about well, yeah...

Watch the official music video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qObdj5AINHc

#DesiGirls #YoungBollywood

Jay Kila

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