Based on the arrangement heard in Escape.

Feel free to use this in your projects, just credit me somewhere.

Original composition by Mike O'Donnell and Junior Campbell
Rearranged by myself

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The Fat Controller - Season 3

Engine Roll Call ( 2021 )  ( Attempted Orchestra )

Stanley Struggles Uphill

Happy Rap Battle Twosday peeps

JesseBoxVO as May
RNG as Edward
Written by JK03
Mixed by Special Inquisitor Rayyan
Beat by Kustom

May (0:20):
So this is who I’m fighting, some off the rails model boomer?
Don’t worry, Johnny! I’ll be sure to take out this intruder!
Ironically you’re losing steam! Plus, you’re bald too! (Ew!)
Doesn’t take an anchorman to know that this guy’s old news!
You’ve grown jaded and outdated! It’s really a bummer, you
Were the first in Sodor yet you still came out as number 2!
Even in your own stories, you’re second fiddle to your friends
Helped Gordon up a hill, but this uphill battle you won’t win!

Edward (0:41):
For a moment, I thought Sailor John sent out another bud
But it’s just a cheeky lad more Troublesome than the Trucks
Ah, the poor youth, always jumping in without a thought
Same for your players, spamming one move when it’s time to rock
Like your plots and releases, you just cause confusion and delay
Ask Bill and Ben, I’ll be putting unruly ones in their place
You leave this locomotive Dizzy, no sense in your loco motives
Always trailing behind Johnny as if you’re one of my coaches
Even with your anchor, you can’t secure him as your soulmate
A foolish prankster, no wonder April is your one sole mate
As a banker, no push could find your series its sole, mate
Only a top tier ranker ‘cause your dolphin’s more broken than Sol’s mate!

May (1:12):
Johnny always told me not to trust random objects that talk
Especially one taking orders from a guy with no hair locks!
You wanna talk broken? Shouldn’t push yourself too hard, you hack
Lest you want your sides once again torn up on the track! (Ouch!)
You’re so boring, we’ve seen every story that you can conceive
No wonder the showrunners said “It’s time for Edward to leave!”
This will be the second time a girl in orange upstaged you
Hated Rocky for no reason, now he won’t be here to save you!
Brought new players on deck when my games hit the scene (Yup!)
While your whole fanbase jumped ship when your show took a HiT on screen!
The First Mate is taking first place! Edward, you simply lack merit!
I’ll turn you to scrap, victory for the Jellyfish Pirates!

Edward (1:43):
I’m a hard-working engine, your disastrous passion’s all you Strive for
Seems your pet’s the only other porpoise you have in life, you’re
Called a disease by Ramlethal but you still couldn’t spit sick
I’d stay with Phillip if I shouldn’t sleep on your unlit quips
I’ve grown wise over the years, you hardly matured with age
Your presence here is the only May Day that I won’t celebrate!
You stand in the shadow of another Eddie, not surprising!
And he just schooled you in rap: seems Animation beat Anything!

May (Guilty Gear) vs Edward (Thomas & Friends) - Random Rap Battles of Randomness

why the fuck is this my most popular track it fucking sucks

Engine Roll Call S1 (READ DESCRIPTION)

You guys liked the last time I did this so here it is again.
Midi by The Sodor Samurai
Most Instruments by Urthworm, The Flute is by JustinTheIdiot

Gordon's Theme (Series 5) S1 - 2 Remix

ttgd rip remake but in the actual ttte s1 theme style

fat controller is secretly a gadget guy

Here is a V2 of the S3 TADC theme I did. Again like always, please don't use the thumbnail for anything if you find it on Google or anything as I don't feel comfortable with that, but anyway, I'd like to thank you all for the support! I never thought that, even though its just midis, that I would be making Thomas music, or any music at the matter, so thank you!

The Amazing Digital Circus Theme - TTTE S3 (V2)

Tugs Ending Theme

the old one was bugging me for a while so I made this

DannyFenton’sLowQualityRip (remastered)

Hello! It's been a while since I last uploaded a theme.
Well, today I decided to upload this meme-y theme, I personally think it come out pretty good.
Hope you like it!
Free to use with credit

May (Guilty Gear) vs Edward (Thomas & Friends) - Random Rap Battles of Randomness

JK's Rap Battles

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