Rabi as Whiteface
Mancha as Trollface
Writers: Cole and Fightmarker
Subtitles by ColeDaCole
Art By: 01Tyler10, and KCToons
Outro by Stark Media
Trollface mouths drawn by CCRB
Whiteface's Mom by 01Tyler10
Lip Syncing by Nekomancer
Beat by 2Deep
Mixed by Fightmarker

White Face
Hello.
You’re inside my game. And I’ll do the internet a service
By making your appearance here your final attempt at a resurgence
You like tricks? (heh) I’d love to see you decipher my floor plan
I’d rather stay alone forever than with the hellspawn of 4chan
Many things set us apart, my game is known as smart
it was clear from the start that your “art” had no heart
I’ve seen the way you walk. I hate the way you talk.
So when you step to me on my block, I’ll gladly reduce you to chalk

Trollface
Do we have a problem? R U Mad Bro?
I thought this was horror, it’s just a lil bitch being sad, though
I’ll never spare your sorry ass, no matter how hard you begged
Cause you’re about to get fucked by this image; J-Pegged
1: Magnets are known to cause damage to data
2: Download White Face and make sure to store him for later
3: Place a powerful magnet straight onto your hard drive
4: No more whining when there’s no way he could have survived!
You Wojackass, tell me which one of us is still trending? 
deceiving? Well at least your mother didn’t give me a false ending 
Has Troll Science Gone too Far? You best prepare your dick for this
APRIL 1st 2021: THE IMSCARED ERASURE INCIDENT

White Face
I am scared. But not of you 
I am scared of how this cancerous disease on the internet grew
Spawning a whole generation of annoying children
Decimating their innocence by portraying you as the villain
Blasphemy. What, the hate symbol wants to rival me?
I can’t even tell what you’re saying under 15 layers of irony
Run Meme, Run. Be sure to pick up the key.
You’ll need it when you’re in that corner being stared down by me
You won’t be forgiven. They want you forgotten. 
But the freaks refuse to let this shitpost remain in its coffin
This ends now. I’m not hearing anymore of your raps.
I’ll simply overshoot the game folder and send you to the trash

Trollface
Seems I’m at the top of this track like oil on water 
The voices have been telling me, KILL HIM AND HER.
BLOOD RAINS, tell me, do you hear the screams of the damned?
Let’s see if Mr. 16 pixels can comprehend if he can
Go faster, your drawn out flow’s a fucking disaster
Zoomers see your basic ass and go “OMG IT’S GASTER!!”
So here’s my last advice to ya ‘fore I bid you farewell
Cover yourself in oil. Then press E to kill yourself. (LOLLLLL)

Whiteface vs Trollface. rap battle. by fightmarker.

WATCH THE MUSIC VIDEO:
https://youtu.be/I4zDhllU5Zc

Azia as Megumin
An Extremely Agitated Hedgehog as Ralsei
Tibbie as Yunyun
garbageGothic as Susie
Eddiefrb as Berdly

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Ralsei:
Once upon a time, a legend was whispered
Of a land filled with demons and magic and wizards
Where a human, a goddess, and a noble from the dark
Depart on a quest to be this kid’s babysitter

Only kidding of course, traveler, I’m not your foe
I do recall that Berdly is a big fan of your show (TRUE!)
Though with that raunchy script, it must’ve been quite the test 
I can tell your voice actors…. tried their very best!

Aww, That’s a cute costume, what’d you get it for?
Our release has passed, it’s not Halloween anymore
Now I’m not judging, I know your family’s plenty poor
But I’m pretty sure sharing baths ain’t what friends are for

Megumin:
Kazuma, this clown’s tryna start with Axel’s crowd
Boutta bomb his Castle Town as my target practice grounds
I would skip the introduction, but my name can be announced fine
Unlike yours, the viewers know how to pronounce mine

My name is Megumin! Better flee, Whimsun
Crimson Demon leaving bleaters bleeding deep crimson
Battling me is a death wish, I’m no pacifist
This Darkner’s like Darkness - both masochists

The second you dropped the cloak, you showed your dubious side
But if you don’t want the smoke, then put the doobie aside
You’re always the weakest link, this wuss is too meek to fight
We conquered the Demon King, you couldn’t defeat a Knight


Ralsei/Susie:
Was that her only shot? It looks like now she’s tired
This baby sucks. Ralsei, go and Pacify her
Susie, she’s already been recruited! Heh. hardly
This would be the first time she’s been invited to a party

They call you a wizard? Even I know more magic!
Why don’t you cast a spell that you don’t know and watch what happens?
Or just SPARE us your ACT, ‘cuz when paired on a track
You can call us Kazuma - we carried your ass Susie!! >:(

Megumin/Yunyun:
Megumin, I thought I was your battle rap rival!
Yunyun, relax, It’s just a prince and his disciple 
This tutorial geek is preaching to kids he just met?
Yeah, right? What kind of teacher has no subjects?

The Prince is a match, I bet he’s really a Lightner
Looks like RALSEI and ASRIEL are both SERIAL LIARES
When we conjure EXPLOSION! with teamwork together
You will be the third Dreemurr to leave Kris forever

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Written & Directed by Eddiefrb
Mixed & Mastered by Freshy Kanal
Beat Arranged by GlitchDude
Beat prod. by EDXBeats
Art by linterteatime
Coverart Design by Eddiefrb

Megumin vs Ralsei - Rap Battle! (ANIMATION VS ANYTHING: CH. II)

YT Link: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j2xbddbJl00

Mr. Jay as Cuphead

Violent Remark as Mugman

Stofferex as Beavis and Butt-head

Cup-head (0:20):
Hey Butt-head
You got a fucked head
Stop making stupid decisions 
Where you’ll end up dead
Everyone fucking despises you
enough said
Cuz you make everyone angry
And make the blood shed
Now let’s talk about your hatred for Beavis
My thesis; you’re tilted that folks think he’s Jesus
While you get no lovin’, 
no ladies for touchin
When you start discussions
Those bitches start runnin’ (woo)
Let me lay it down to you since you’re not bright enough
You’ll never get a girl to touch you on your tiny junk
Being obnoxious while you’re laughing at your own jokes
And flipping burger patties, just be careful don’t choke
You got trolled by a mouse (bitch), Butthead’s fucking spouse (bitch)
Couldn’t stand to see his house, lazy ass sat on the couch
Don’t ever mess with M&C, M and Me, Cherry Tree
Gotta graduate high school to get to the university!

(1:01)
Butt-head:
Uhh…Was that all? Uhuhuhuh. That sucked.

Cuphead:
Well if you think you can do better, give me your best shot.

Butt-head:
Uhh. Okay.

Butt-head (1:11):
Uhh, hi, I’m like, Butt-head
You’re like  uhh, a dumbass
*laughs* I think you suck
And your girl Chalice? She’s a slut.
Uhuhuhuh, that’s cool.
I’m gonna do her then TP the school
I’ve never said this word before, but, what the fuck
I played your game, and it fucking sucked
Now just because your game’s hard, doesn’t mean it’s good
Uuhuhuh hard…uhuhuhuh wood….
Speaking of wood, I bet you think it tastes good
I’ll kick your ass more than Dice ever could
I’m not metrosexual. Not after no bussy
Your artstyle’s looks like it’s drawn by wussies
You two are gay lovers, dumb and dumber, what a bummer
In the summer, cut the lumber with the wood from Mr. Dumber




Butt-head:
Whoa. That was cool. I kicked your ass.

Cup-head:
Fucking hell, man, Mugman I don’t have time for this. You can deal with this one.

Mugman:
It’ll be my pleasure, Cuphead.

Mugman:
YEAH, YOU’RE OUT OF LUCK (AYY)
I DON’T GIVE A FUCK (AYY)
HIT YOU WITH A TRUCK (AYY)
CUZ YOU FUCKING SUCK (AYY)
I would fuck up this braceface but his mom did for me
His school work’s done poorly cuz he’s always horny
What the fuck’s up with that??? Don’t you have any goals?
And I’m not talkin’ bout those holes from those girls you try to roll
I’ve fucked up King Dice while you dealt with some lice
Now go stuff your face in nachos you damn troglodytes (woo!)

Beavis:
Oooh. is that Crappucino?

Mugman: HEY WHAT ARE YOU DOING

*beavis drinks mugman and transforms into cornholio*
grrrRRRRRRRRRRRRRR 

Cornholio:
I AM CORNHOLIO, COMMANDER OF THE THIRD REICH
LITTLE KNOWN FACT, ALSO DOPE ON THE MIC
WHAT GIVES YOU THE RIGHT TO TALK DOWN ON MY MOTHER
YOU’RE ABOUT TO GET SMOTHERED (Cuphead) dude, you just killed my brother
ARE YOU THREATNING ME? YOU WILL BOW DOWN TO ME
MAKE YOUR BALLS HURT WAY MORE THAN WHEN I HELD MY PEE
SO GO FUCK YOURSELF, YOUR GAME’S DEAD, DON’T YOU SEE
NOW SHUT YOUR ASS UP AND GIVE ME ALL YOUR TP

(Beavis and Butt-head laugh) 
Beavis: That was cool
Butt-head: yeah…

Epic Rap Batles - Season 2

Cuphead vs. Butt-head - Rap Battle (feat. Stofferex and Violent Remark)

YT Link: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lCBKR0y0KG4


Chaotic Rap Battles as Vegeta 

EDXBeats as Stephen Hawking


Vegeta 1
It’s Vegeta, the Saiyan elite and I’ll spray with no pretense
I gave Elaine a Big Bang, she gave up tail, no prehen’
And you can’t really step to me considering your condition
When my wife is fine, you need a stripper to get some women
I’ve got Grade A Flow
You look like great ape though
Black is all I saw when I went inside Jane’s gaped hole
And speaking of beatings, like the one that I’m giving verbally
Elaine’s to be the murderer and you’re to be the murderee
Yeah your wife beats you, but can you beat Goku?
No dude, women ignore you because they loathe you
So he dies to my galick gun as I roast dude
Another brilliant scientist sent to the holy ghost too

Stephen Hawking:
I’m confused as to why they put me up to Fry
A side character, you couldn’t outrap Bill Nye
I explain black holes, you race got clapped last night
But I’ll make you repeat the Namek saga when you fucking die
How’d you get out rapped by a low class
With your broke ass
No swag
Lost your tail, oh that’s so sad
Stomp you out eighteen times, that’s a throw back
I’d tell you to go and get your dad but you can’t go back

Vegeta
My name is Vegeta, and I’m from Vegeta
My dad’s name’s Vegeta and I have a big eon
DID YOU HEAR ME BITCH? I’M VEGETA THE STRONGEST SUPER SAIYAN
WATCH ME GETTING STRONGER AND HAVING A BIG EON
I am ready to destroy you like if i was a MAGNESIA
CAUSE I’M ABOUT TO LEAVE YOU ALONE ON TUNISIA
Watch me kicking your ass with my KAEMEHAMEHA!
And I have a Fortnite skin, you can SUCK MY FUCKING BALLS, HA
Your IQ’s high, but you're not streetwise
Gonna knock you off your chair and leave you fucking paralyzed
Your wheelchair won't save you, and your brain won't do the trick,
Cuz I'll show you real power, and bitch you'll feel it quick
You're just a fucking cripple, and you can't even stand
I'll wipe you out with a single wave of my hand
Stephen, you're trapped in that chair, and you’re unable to roam
But I'll give you a front-row seat to witness my throne


Stephen Hawking
My wheelchair may be a symbol of my disability, 
But it doesn't define me, it's just an accessory.
And you think your arrogance is gonna take you really far
Your power may be high, but it's a temporary star
When you blew up Arlia you should’ve put the breaks on it
I’d say we’re gucci like the shirts with the snakes on it
Better know you’re an idiot when you and Goku sparred
You call yourself a prince, but you’re more like a retard

Vegeta vs Stephen Hawking - Rap Battle (feat. Chaotic Rap Battles and EDXBeats)

birthday surprise :eyes:
Fightmarker as Annoying Orange
SuperDuper24 as OJ Simpson
Written by Fightmarker, and DaneBoe
Beat by Dan Skinner
Mixed by Fightmarker, and also DaneBoe
Video 👀

Rap Battle! 
OJ Simpson!

OJ: 
Yeah I’d just like this orange here…and maybe those gloves back there too

Cashier:
Okay, would you like a rap with that sir?

OJ:
A bag? Sure.

Cashier:
No, a rap. 

OJ:
What

Cashier:
Like a rap battle.

OJ:
What’s up?

Cashier:
okay…you’re gonna rap battle this orange

OJ:
Uh wh-okay

Annoying Orange:
Hey OJ, Hey! Rapping isn’t very fitting
the only bars you should know are the ones inside a prison 
Fuck this blood and gore guy, he doesn’t have fortnite
Remind you of evidence when my rhymes cut like your KNIFE
Hahahahaha get it? Because he killed his wife
Like somebody switch the channel from NFL to CSI
Damn bro, the only time an OJ joke kills
How ironic, a killer in the Buffalo Bills



OJ
I’m Orenthal James Simpson, and those allegations are a hoax 
They only call me the Juice cause you know I got the flow!
I applaud Mr. Orange’s team but they all better rush out
Cause since 2010 Daneboe has never scored touchdowns
Hall of Famer, Movie Star, Athlete and nothing else
Late Night Show appearances, and the best in the NFL
My fame knocks down any man, compared to me you’re just a snack
Cause I’ll be forever be known as The Bills’ greatest running back

Annoying Orange
Running back? Maybe running back to your mansion 
After eating McDonalds and giving your wife some McStabbings
This is me vs your knife like an ERBoKitchenry
Check out his new book: If I did kill the beat
Kids left when you made your wife coated crimson
You’re the worst Family Guy since Homer Simpson
OJ Simpson, nice fucking verse
Can you do this “Do what?” Not be a fucking murderer
you’re dumb if you didn’t or you’re not a good liar
Your thought process when writing was slower than your hostage’s tires
and you wanna know why I didn’t mention anything else you did
Because before that trial in ‘95 did you really even do shit? 

OJ
I don’t know what you’re talking about, hold on I gotta take this
Hello? “I know you did it” oh fuck goddammit shit
You’re so fucking annoying, can you mind your own business 
You know what, fuck you, yes Orange I did it
And what are you gonna do about it you’re a fucking fruit dude 
I could kill you right now and you still wouldn’t get clicks on Youtube
You had a viral vid, raising to the top, you were soarin’ 
Then everyone moved on to the next trend but that’s just Clockwork Orange
sitting on the ranks of Fred, one tweet and I’m back in the public eyes
It’s like you said KNIFE to your whole damn channel and watched it all fucking die
in just 2 minutes I confessed to everything son 
So yeah the runningback is running over your reruns


Annoying Orange 
Hey OJ, Hey OJ, Guess What?!

OJ:
What 

Annoying Orange:
FBI!

*FBI Storm the supermarket and arrest OJ Simpson on the spot as he screams in agony*

Annoying Orange vs OJ Simpson. rap battle. by fightmarker.

I finally upgraded my mic from a potato to a cauliflower

Eddie as Lincoln Loud
Tuna as Charlie Brown
garbageGothic as Lucy Loud (Cameo)

Lincoln Loud:
ARGGH! I’ve been Left In The Dark with a ghost kid!
I’ll be taking the pistachio - leaving a Peanut roasted
Number One on Nickelodeon ever since my show begun
You couldn’t come back with a movie and Boomerang Reruns
You wanna face Ace Savvy? (Ha!) The win is in the cards
This dog needs to head back to his house in his backyard
It’s not a knock on Woodstock when I flip you lyrical birds
But i’ll burst your speech bubbles and you’ll be lost for words!
Charlie Brown:
Good Grief! 11 Louds A Leaping on my fame
I guess the offi-Schulz call this foul fair game
But a footballer like me doesn’t give up and i’ll be winning
Cuz when it comes to going Abra-ham, you’re the weakest Lincoln
My comic strip’s synonymous with your genre’s beginning
You’re as faceless as your parents - with a fitting upbringing
All your gibberish - I trump-it! You’re just lying like Snoopy
Take all the money your show has earned and seek help from Lucy
Lincoln Loud:
The same Lucy that Van Pelts you with horrible advice?
Your venting rhymes should cease when we serve you a Slice of Life
Charlie Brown:
You’ve goth to me kidding me - advice from the Kite-Eating Tree?
You’re a Lil’ Folk-al point in a show filled with better leads
Lincoln Loud:
I’ll be a cyst-er when I get under your skin by myself!
Picked last in sports but picked on first anywhere else!
Charlie Brown:
Yeah, I get bullied all the time - I wouldn’t trade it for the world
While your trade in the world is being juxtaposed with girls
I got a museum, awards, and a legacy in my knuckles
But I totally can’t compare to having a gay couple!
I’ll find Lincoln’s blindside and have a Peanut make you brittle
You’ll never stand out as an amalgam In The Middle
Your show’s a bigger let down than Ronnie Anne’s face
Give your sisters a SMOOCH to please your sick fanbase
Happiness is when you leave - see, I just want you gone
The Loud House goes silent when I show my Charlotte Braun
Lincoln Loud:
Do you feel Better When You’re Dancing around the point of this battle?
Sit and ponder on the fourth wall like i’m breaking through your babble!
Now folks, I’m a straight baller at Charlie - here’s the catch
The Louds have beaten a more comprehensible oaf in Swift’s match
Your comic’s left under, where, my ratings soar as they should
No room for a Kite-Eating Tree in our Royal Woods
And you can whine and complain that I bit off your fame
But your Great pumped kin’s taking over for good

Coverart by Eddie
Written by Eddie
Mixed by Skeep
Prod. by I don't remember i'll update this later

NEXT BATTLE: Black People (ft. JChay)

Explanation for last hint since some people didnt get it and i dont blame you for not getting it:
these guys are unlucky
nagito is lucky
hence they are not nagito

Lincoln Loud vs Charlie Brown. Rap Battle! (AvA CLASSIC)

Squidward's Suicide vs Suicide Mouse by JMB

Krupp:
HEY! KEEP QUIET! I’ve got something I must address and
that's this yellow-bellied manlet needs his mommy to dress him
And while she's smothering you silly I can prove that I'm the winner
When you collapse to your knees upon hearing SEYMOUR or SKINNER!!!!!
Principal turns to pauper when your kids’ test scores hit the district
When your diss misses, you’ll be dismissed like your missus when I get strict
I can’t hurt your relationships worse than your fear of marryin’
But I’ll take any offer to start harmin’ Tamzarian

Skinner:
Even Martin could trash a Tarzan, I’m seeing your cheeks are flushin
So welcome, Prepare for an unforgettable crushin’
But I took the liberty of yanking this prank from your students
I just rearranged your words and egads, your roast is ruined!
Thinking your switch to cartoons has made your series hip? No.
Here, take some orange drink to try and accentuate your flow
Your toilet humor failed your series; your author couldn’t adapt
And it’s your superhero persona that makes it seem you’ve finally snapped

Captain Underpants:
Tra-la-la! Finally, you’re seeing reason!
Honestly, I thought that your verse would go on for thirty seasons!
I’m a hero, bold and mighty! You’re tightier than my whities!
This aurora bore-ealis really thinks that he can fight me?
Bested by a ten-year-old! Skinner’s taking the L Barto!
Repeated gags left your fanbase gassed! How’s that for a fart joke?
Making you look like an ass is what this super intended
But Bart does that just fine when you meet the superintendent
Comparing yourself to a hero like me’s looking quite the stretch yes?
But luckily for this sham vet I’m the one that’s decked in spandex!
You’ll see worse than a detention as my prisoner of war!
With no more bites of a Krabappel it’s time for you to eat my shorts!
 
Skinner:
Think you’re well suited for readers? I can hear the parents fume
Modern conventions mean wearing more than just Fruit of the Loom
Cuz’ it’s the children who are wrong! I don’t want to Seymour ass
Awful principal gets awful trashed when I cut you like math class
But it’s not this flip-o-rama that’ll make your books get waist-banned
So there’s nothing to stop me from spitting fire on your steamed hams
You’re more of a baby than Maggie Simpson, my gosh, Krupp!
You losing your powers is the definition of washed up!

Mancha as Skinner
Adam as Krupp/Underpants

URBoF

Principal Skinner vs Principal Krupp - URBoF #13

WATCH THE YOUTUBE VERSION:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WhS0A61HA-s

Urban Legend Rap Battles is a side series hosted on Eddie's Rap Channel featuring characters of modern and ancient folklore alike. Characters from Creepypasta, Cryptozoology, the SCP Foundation, Folklore, Gaming Mythos and more are all permitted.

Light as Ermac
Evan as MissingNo.

Ermac:
It’s Ermac on the Ermic and we burn tracks when our words smite
So if you’re asking for a fight it’s our turn Axing the Bird type
We were dispatched by the Shadow Priests and so this battle we Shao Kahn-quer
It’s a Flawless Victor-y versus Game Freak-enstien’s Monster
When it comes to the game myths, all you’re posing is fake risks
Yeah you just duplicate shit, a toy for kids to play with
You’re ancient and basic, engine more jumbled than your Hall of Fame is
We came before you, our style you ate, bit
Just look at the channel, we’re Ed’s Boon
You’ll be in the Netherrealm soon
We were created to squash out glitches and we don’t need PokeBalls to catch you
We are the holy spawn making this Pokemon woebegone
Volcanic flow it is Toasty hot roasting like Scorpion
Hope is gone, throw out your Burn Heals, you won’t respawn
The souls that make us are corrupted - and we can’t escape with a game reset
So you think that you are the toughest?  HAH! You’d best obey your new Trainer Red
After we’ve observed how we stack up against this Tetris block
This won’t be the first time Nintendo has had to censor us

MissingNo:
You’ve crossed my path... Still wanting to fight?
You’re bringing an Axe to a Water Gun fight
I’d be more threatened by a Substitute with your ninja arts
I’ll leave you washed up and coasting from my Cinna-bars
Can’t diss my coding, i’ve remained a classic
20 years later, beloved by the masses
Your Inner Workings have left you panned
Parents worldwide want you Ketsubanned
But seeing through your violent facade is out of your Silph Scope
The only time you could hip hop is when you choose Animality as your kill blow
MissingNo’s got disses, flow, and Helix off the Dome
And I’ll stick it to this Old Man like he’s in Amber geode
This Bird-type will flip ya but you’ve already changed your side once
Cry, run, go find another Khan dick to Rhydon

Ermac:
Stick to your binary - we are many, you are zeroes, ones
Ripping off our flow like all your shots were from a SiivaGun
If you don’t know us, you’re Jaded
Hold your corruption and save it
Ermac’s strength is undebated
Your swan song’s being Tsung

MissingNo:
If your power’s to be believed, then you’d best go and harness it
This telekinesis genius can’t raise a single argument
It’s an ESRB ERB - We are both known to break the PC
Your file’s destroyed and now you can’t flee - Watch me make more than just data bleed
It’s the original legend, spittin’ a diss at a peasant
Leaving your cabinet quartered, glitching to dish a beheading
Listen, i’m livid, you wanna hit me, you’ll wish that you hadn’t
Rip you to shreds and sever you, missing your wits
I’ve de-Krypted you and now I see that all of your hopes for the future were stabbed through
Claim you’re the cool one but ask any kid nowadays and they’ll all say “Ermac Who?”
You’re built on corruption and now this franchise no one loves dies
I’d say it’s a Fatality, but your battery’s run dry

Written by Eddiefrb
Mixed by Freshy Kanal and GamingPlush64
Beat prod. by Anywaywell and Freshy Kanal
Illustrations by BMB

MissingNo. vs Ermac - Urban Legend Rap Battle

Lyrics/Beat/Trivia: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1a3JlW6M0pNp23xib6GgBoCFLBHBVSr1NUn7Zi_GGRA8/edit
Snakebite126 as Flowey
GamingPlush64 as Crazy Dave
Written by Legengo, MetaMachine, GamingPlush64 and Rabi
Mixed by GamingPlush64
Beat by InsaneBeatz
Thumbnail by Legengo
Hint for Meta's next battle: "Green Underdogs"
Hint for Gengo's next battle: "Mad Science"

Crazy Dave vs. Flowey

@simplyrazzy as the Brain
@littlesecks as Pinky
TheSuperPlushyBros as Zim
@adroit_whiz as GIR

Pinky and the Brain:
Egad—cut the script short, Pinky, for we’re not quite alone
Oh geez, Brain! Indeed we are, but it appears Nick’s spliced some clones
They’ve made off with our schtick and their next stop’s my rightful throne
So before we conquer the world, we must take over the microphone!

Zim and Gir:
You’re the perfect parts for our Dark Harvest, judging from your names
Just one teeny-tiny little question: um, which one’s the brain?
Hey, wait a sec! They’re identical! Both simple-minded vermin
“one is a genius”—ha! Should’ve expected lies from earthlings
Even with the dated pop references you’re jamming in
your show’s plots are worse than yours—no one’s pondering what you’re pandering
Aww, Zim, they’re so cute! Can we keep these little rodents?
GIR, focus! That’d be hopeless, when we’ve already owned them

Pinky and the Brain:
You became a role model for pre-teens, acting quite moronic
but despite your many issues you're forgotten— like your comic!
With your products all rotting on the shelves of Hot Topic
Both your network and the Tallest made it clear you’re not wanted
Ironic that viewing your show is vomit-inducing
When your episodes all center around bodily fluids
Oi--he oughta vamoose quick if that’s the only flow he’s got
Seems he’s throwing up L’s; no wonder he’s green always—NARF!

Zim:
AGH! I’m immune to lice, but my head can’t stand your verbal tics
Though you’re correct—on the microphone, I am assuredly sick
Forsaken? No, we’ve taken over! Our names spread like a virus!
Our network’s revived us, while you got left with Elmyra

Cuphead vs. Butt-head - Rap Battle (feat. Stofferex and Violent Remark)

Mr. Jay

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