Chao as Red Bull
ENNWAY as Monster Energy
Dilly as G-Fuel
Zagranis as Bang Energy (cameo)

Beat, mix, thumbnail by ENNWAY
Written by ENNWAY and Dilly

Red Bull:
Red Bull gives you wiiiiings

Monster Energy:
SHUT THE FUCK UP WHO CARES
FUCK OFF GOD I AM TIRED OF YOU TOUCH GRASS

Red Bull:
That's it! This drink's about to fire shots off
12 ounces and I still blow you out the water!
When I rock the mic, I'm liked by every damn critic
You're enjoyed by any boomer with a penny to split with
So fuck wings! How 'bout you get some bitches? (HUH)
Every flavor that you have is always mid shit (HUH)
Yeah, I don't need any fancy artists or design
To put the picture in your head I'm winning every single time

Monster Energy:
Bout to drop a mad verse on this lame ass
(AY AY) WHEN IT COMES TO BEATS I'M THE APEX
AND I'M PRACTICALLY A FUCKIN’ MONOPOLY, COULDN'T YOU SEE?
LOVIN' THESE BEATS, MY BRAND IS A MONEY MACHINE (AYYY)
TALKING BOOMERS WHEN YOU'RE LITERALLY THE BOOMER OF OUR BRANDS
SO GO CATCH SOME BETTER ADS OR YOU'RE CATCHIN' UP THESE HANDS
YOU GOT ZERO FUCKING CASH, 'CAUSE THIS CAN IS MADDER
YOU SHOULD LEAVE THIS BATTLE 'CAUSE I'M CRANKING OUT THAT BANGER AFTER BANGER

Bang Energy:
Did somebody say bang?

Monster Energy:
I BANGED YOUR MOM *SHOOTS BANG ENERGY*

Red Bull:
That verse was a good tip on how your offbrands left the market
Saturated with zero spots left to get some thought in so stop it
You claim a monopoly but you're not bitch, I see through ya
Left our market overblown like COCA COLA ESPUMA
You missed the mark like your Ultra Gold and Java
You've had no legs to stand on since you sold juice products!
This brand bully's bout to land fully in a ditch
I'm soaring high above you... Red Bull gives you wiiiii-

Monster Energy:
BITCH SHUT THE HELL UP, GOD, I'M TIRED OF YOUR BULLSHIT SO
I'LL KICK YOUR ASS FASTER THAN I BOOTED BANG OUT OF BRITAIN
YOU SAY YOU GOT PEOPLE HOOKED ON THAT FUCKING GASOLINE BRO?
I'LL LEAVE YOUR STYLE AND BRAND CRUSHED LIKE A CAN ON THE ROAD
I GOT THE STAMINA, (YUH) LYRIC SLAMMIN' YA (YUH)
YOU'VE BEEN BELOW ME SINCE THE DAYS OF HANSEN NATURAL!
I'M DONE WITH THIS VERSE AND THIS ASS IS DEFEATED
HERE'S MY NEW FLAVOR: YOU CAN SUCK MY ULTRA PENIS

G-Fuel:
G-Fuel is entering the party now to shake it up
Against the two blandest of flavors, I just cannot make it up
So I suggest you brace yourselves, I'm going for the throat
And droppin a variety pack of bars cause I'm the goat
I went from online to making the stores mine
How you offer sweepstakes but not fire in your lines?
You prove it with every rhyme, you can't mix it up like I do
… That also goes for your buddy on the side too
When I start a partnership I crank it to 11
You start up a partnership to shill in Ninja Tyler Blevins
Now I'm sending y'all to heaven, you weak drinks can eat my dust
Turned you both to powder, I guess that makes three of us

Monster Energy vs Red Bull. R∆P BATTLE!

Me as This Man and Trollface
Mixed by Freshy Kanal
Instrumental by InsaneBeatz

TERRIBLE RAP BATTLES OF COMIC SANS
THIS MAN
VS
TROLLFACE
BEGIN!

This Man:
How about you sit down, I can tell you’re torn up
Rose from image boards but now your image bores us
I’ve got a chilling tone, the most skilled opponent who will unload
With the flows to send this troll back under, I’m the Billy GOAT
You’d think Ramirez was an alchemist with all that he’s sold
And yet he failed to turn your irony to comedy gold
Yeah, now this mug’s firing shots
Against the idol of every 12 year old child on Black Ops
Cut through you with malice
I’m Krueger, you’re Alice
‘Cause my face haunts dreams, yours just haunts sleep paralysis
You’ll take number two so I know that shit-eating grin’s hurting
How ‘bout you go on a Trollface Quest for a chin surgeon 
The MC straight from your REM sleep onto TV
You’re stuck on rage comics while I’m making Shonen Weekly
You’re bound to wind up like Pepe, locked in the net’s attic
‘Cause with your history of bigotry, you’re pretty problem-atic

Trollface:
Hon hon, oui oui, why don’t you go back to Italy
You can call me Eduard ‘cause I’m about to Khil the beat
Hunnid K dollar face so like your marketing, I’ll be stunting 
Ain’t seen dream dudes be proven this fake since speedrunning (LOL)
Is the fact your story’s sketchy surprising
Drawn looking like Kin Kid in a midlife crisis
I’d never go to Brazil or this teacher might get my child
Screw X-Files, that creepy stare tells me you’re from the Pedo-Files
My flow game’s mad, bro, you’re stepping in a trollfest 
So how about you call me Rick, I’m on a Roll (rekt!)
Go dream of some bitches, that old Shrek face gets no sex
Floating up to chicks like…so no head?
This won’t be the first time 4chan exposed this cuck’s ass
So how about you bathe in oil and go find who the fuck asked
You better hold still ‘cause if this Creepypasta draws nearer
I’ll be ruining a CP freak like Black Mirror

This Man:
Your font’s quite ironic when your bars can’t leave an Impact
With those raps I gotta ask, have you ever seen a diss, man?
Floating above clouds, makes sense you’ve got little drip 
Sir, your figure isn’t fitting since your image didn’t stick

Trollface:
Corona babofa, I’m going mask off, you’ll die today
Ending you for good and spitting sick, Viral K
No Christ is here to repent for our sins
So neither of us will be spared when the Trollge begins

WHO WON?
WHO’S NEXT?
WE DECIDE
TERRIBLE RAP BATTLES OF COMIC SANS

This Man vs Trollface. Terrible Rap Battles of Comic Sans

Edgar Wright Vs Wes Anderson DEMO

YT Link: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oIJSVWSi_VE

Dr. Dee as Niko Bellic

Evava as Nico Yazawa

Majora as Roman Bellic (cameo)


Niko Bellic
I’m the baddest of the bad, in Liberty City  
You’re a clumsy school girl who doesn’t have titties
I walk into clothes stores, and now, I look cool
Massacring hospitals, you can only sing at schools
Now listen here, you fucking bitch, I got a lot on my plate
I have a million girlfriends from my online dates
(Roman) Cousin, let’s go bowling (Niko) I DON’T WANT TO GO FUCKING BOWLING (Roman) Aww…
But you can tell that I’ll be flowing (DAYUM)
Japan’s idols are lame, we’ve got Tupac in Serbia
He’ll return Kosovo to us, and then we’ll watch you squirm, yeah
You may give people headaches, but at least I get more head
While your anime’s for losers who can’t get no street cred

Nico Yazawa
Go back to Europe you foreign prick
Your shit game is so buggy it makes me sick
You may have guns, but we got a lotta heart
Our music and friendship, will tear you apart
The Tw@ Cafe is the only twat you’ll ever get
So here’s one dollar, go fuck yourself bitch
Your poopy sputnik bars can’t compare to my melodies
I’ll mess you up worse than your relationship with Melanie
(Niko) You mean Michelle? (Nico) Shut up, bitch, I didn’t say I was done 
I am God, pull my gun, pop pop just like COD
Compared to John Marston you’re just a loser and a fraud
You and your cousin can go eat Cluckin’ bell cock

Niko Bellic
I may be a criminal, but I do what I gotta do
To survive in this city, where the weak don't pull through
While you’re just a bitch, and those raps, damn, you choked
My left nut and right nut, why don’t you have both?
Your album for five dollars I’m not gonna spend
Why the long face, Nico, is it just because I ran over your friends?
Now draw, too late, you’re dead, there’s a new sheriff in town
Just one tip, don’t go to your high school, or you’ll get SPRAYED BY COWS

Nico Yazawa (Speaking)
…Prepare to get pwned by a 17-year-old, prepare for a singing verse by a 17-year-old

Nico Yazawa (Sung)
I’ve had enough of you bitch, it’s time to turn up the heat
And once it’s turned up I can destroy you on the beat
I’ve got my tunes rollin’ up and I’m leaving you weak
Just another Bellic cousin to give the reaper a meet
Cause Japan’s taking over, you’re in the fog
You’re weak, you kiss up to Russia, and your president is a frog
Against our Unbalanced Love, you will always face defeat
If there was a god of singing it would definitely be me (haha)

Epic Rap Batles - Season 2

Niko Bellic vs Nico Yazawa - Rap Battle (feat. Dr. Dee and Evava)

YT Link: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KIv-aJHgkCQ

Light_IWNL as Ice Cube

Brodecai as Eazy E

Violent Remark as Dr Dre

WoodenHornets and YDGeon as BTS



Ice Cube:
FUCK THE POLICE, COMING STRAIGHT FROM THE UNDERGROUND
WE’RE BOUT TO SHOW THESE FEMBOYS HOW WE DO IT DOWN TOWN
YEAH WE’RE THE (All) SPITTAS WITH ATTITUDES 

(Ice Cube) Bout to kick your butts!
(Eazy E) Why is it when you guys dance, you always touch your nuts (what!)
(Dr Dre and Ice Cube) You can’t be startin’ with Ice Cube and Dre
(Dr Dre and Ice Cube) Cause you wearin’ that lame hairstyle like you are really gay (damn)
(Eazy E) I’ll kick you in your K-Pops (Dr. Dre) and I’ll shoot you with my gauge (yeah)
(Eazy E) Seven suckas dead, (all) LA Times front page


BTS (0:37)
(All Members Singing)
🎶We got nothing but love for NWA🎶
🎶But we’re gonna show you today (yeah!)🎶
🎶We know you paved the way for hip hop 🎶
🎶But now we’re here to take the top (WOO!)🎶

BTS (All Members)
🎶You act like your crap ain’t outdated as shit🎶 (🎶yassss🎶)
🎶No one wants to hear music about pistol blicks🎶 (🎶ooooo🎶)
🎶And not your big dicks (🎶boing🎶), nor your big weed habits (🎶oof🎶)🎶
🎶We’d rather tune in to that white boy, B-Rabbit 🎶(🎶yeaahhhh!🎶)
🎶We're a phenomenon, breaking records left and right🎶
🎶Keep having your attitude while we’re the ones shining bright!🎶 (🎶ooooooo🎶)
🎶And what’s with that name, Ice, 🎶 That’s Really Gayyyyyyyy~ 🎶
🎶And we read your songs, Eazy, that shit gave us AIIIIIIDS~ (Eazy) Now that’s not-
🎶We didn’t say that we were finished, somebody call the Doctor🎶
🎶These rappers making everybody deaf with their songs, sir🎶
🎶(Jimin) He sucks off the Shady (J-Hope) Well you know what they say
🎶(Jungkook) N.W.A.? More like N.W.Gay. (Suga) GOOD ONE JUNGKOOK!)

NWA (1:20):
(Ice Cube)Yeah, your boys are kinda cute but bitch, I’m not going to stare
(Ice Cube) Parental Discretion is Advized (all) when we rip out your hair
(Dre) You’re sounding Quiet on the set, Jung, where’s your autotune?
(Eazy) Cuz without it, god damn homie, but your voice sounds like doo doo
(Dr Dre) Your songs might be catchy, (Yella) but they lack the realness
(Arabian Prince) And our rhymes hit hard, (MC Ren) we don't need no fake sweetness
(Dr. Dre) 90 million fans? (Eazy E) God damn, looks like a world record
(Ice Cube) Now go back to your boot camp, let them give you a lecture

BTS
🎶We know about NWA🎶
🎶And their legacy, their fame, all the fans to their name🎶
🎶But in this game, we’re the ones who reign; get out of our sight🎶
🎶Or we’ll fucking explode you like it’s Dynamite🎶
🎶Prince, Yella, Ren, just a bunch of niche turds🎶
🎶I can make a better song when I take a bunch of turds🎶
🎶Our music’s universal, there’s no way that you’ll be stoppin’🎶
🎶Now I suggest we send these homies straight back to Compton🎶

BTS vs N.W.A. - Rap Battle (multiple features)

YT Link: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lCBKR0y0KG4


Chaotic Rap Battles as Vegeta 

EDXBeats as Stephen Hawking


Vegeta 1
It’s Vegeta, the Saiyan elite and I’ll spray with no pretense
I gave Elaine a Big Bang, she gave up tail, no prehen’
And you can’t really step to me considering your condition
When my wife is fine, you need a stripper to get some women
I’ve got Grade A Flow
You look like great ape though
Black is all I saw when I went inside Jane’s gaped hole
And speaking of beatings, like the one that I’m giving verbally
Elaine’s to be the murderer and you’re to be the murderee
Yeah your wife beats you, but can you beat Goku?
No dude, women ignore you because they loathe you
So he dies to my galick gun as I roast dude
Another brilliant scientist sent to the holy ghost too

Stephen Hawking:
I’m confused as to why they put me up to Fry
A side character, you couldn’t outrap Bill Nye
I explain black holes, you race got clapped last night
But I’ll make you repeat the Namek saga when you fucking die
How’d you get out rapped by a low class
With your broke ass
No swag
Lost your tail, oh that’s so sad
Stomp you out eighteen times, that’s a throw back
I’d tell you to go and get your dad but you can’t go back

Vegeta
My name is Vegeta, and I’m from Vegeta
My dad’s name’s Vegeta and I have a big eon
DID YOU HEAR ME BITCH? I’M VEGETA THE STRONGEST SUPER SAIYAN
WATCH ME GETTING STRONGER AND HAVING A BIG EON
I am ready to destroy you like if i was a MAGNESIA
CAUSE I’M ABOUT TO LEAVE YOU ALONE ON TUNISIA
Watch me kicking your ass with my KAEMEHAMEHA!
And I have a Fortnite skin, you can SUCK MY FUCKING BALLS, HA
Your IQ’s high, but you're not streetwise
Gonna knock you off your chair and leave you fucking paralyzed
Your wheelchair won't save you, and your brain won't do the trick,
Cuz I'll show you real power, and bitch you'll feel it quick
You're just a fucking cripple, and you can't even stand
I'll wipe you out with a single wave of my hand
Stephen, you're trapped in that chair, and you’re unable to roam
But I'll give you a front-row seat to witness my throne


Stephen Hawking
My wheelchair may be a symbol of my disability, 
But it doesn't define me, it's just an accessory.
And you think your arrogance is gonna take you really far
Your power may be high, but it's a temporary star
When you blew up Arlia you should’ve put the breaks on it
I’d say we’re gucci like the shirts with the snakes on it
Better know you’re an idiot when you and Goku sparred
You call yourself a prince, but you’re more like a retard

Vegeta vs Stephen Hawking - Rap Battle (feat. Chaotic Rap Battles and EDXBeats)

Video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SJ-lWPY9D18

Scott:
Hey all Scott here! And before you try to ban me
See I'm contractually obligated to one more battle with Bandy
But something I have trouble understanding is his experience with rapping
Cause he's done youtube long before me…what the f*ck happened
Your buddy lives with boulders, and you? Under a rock…
I didn’t take you as the type to be entertaining, oh you’re not
I mean you were an OG creator something like we hadn't seen before
But all of your old vids seemed to age as well as the Nintendo 64

Nathaniel:
Did Nintendo not realize that battle mode should be balanced
But I’ve already conquered Mario, so Kamek shouldn’t be a challenge
Cause you were Borderline copying my content, cutting out any flavor

Bathaniel:
But think you can rock? 

Nathaniel:
You’re just a blank piece of paper 
From your stupid looking hair to videos, you’ve always sucked at trimming!
Like I don’t want to sit down and watch this loser’s constant bitching
It’s not awesome baby seeing you fail to make your skits slicker
Cause you’d only leave my Mind Blown if I pulled the fricking Trigger!

Scott:
Welcome to the show, tell me, what does this guy not have?

Terry Lesler:
*gunshot* Beef? 

Jerry Attricks:
*gunshot* Therapist! 

Target Employee:
*gunshot* Job at Target? 

Rex Mohs:
*gunshot* A dad!

Jeb Jab:
*gunshot* Guys, let's be real, the answer’s so obviously Gex!

Scott:
Ooo so close! See, the answer is actually “a f**king job”
I mean sure we've collabed a few times but I hardly call us rivals
So yeah I enjoy your content… I also wrote the Bible
A guy with no personality, making top 10 lists and ranking vids
And you’re striving for originality?

Nathaniel:
Can’t talk originality when you’ve ripped Jon and The Nerd

Jerry Attricks:
Hey, you should check them out, they're pretty good from what I've heard

Nathaniel:
You wasted 2 hours of my time just to talk about your childhood junk?!
Not even in Maple Treeway was I jacking myself off this much
Thinking this Chicken could Shoot anything hurtful is abhorrent
Cause he’s as fragile as a Pop-Tart that I’d slam against my forehead
How will Nathaniel win? Pretty easily cuz you can’t handle me!
Brand new vid Top 10 times Scott lost to Nathaniel B

Credits:
Cri as Scott The Woz
Dan as Nathaniel Bandy

Cri as Jerry Attricks, Target Employee, and Terry Lesler
Dan as Bathaniel Nandy, Rex Mohs, and Jeb Jab

Written by Cri and Powerofdan
Demo’d by Cri
Mixed by Freshy Kanal
Beat by Anywaywell
Beat rearranged by Powerofdan
Special Thanks: Harry

Scott The Woz vs Nathaniel Bandy (Powerofdan Rap Battles)

Mancha as Ferris Bueller (Audio)
Zander Peers as Nagisa Shiota

Written by: 
Freshy Kanal, Vivian, Zander Peers & Adam

Beat by:
Hollywood Legend

Thumbnail Art by:
Boris

Nagisa Shiota: 
Cancel all your appointments, Ferris, it’s time to take action
Rapping? I’m leaps and bounds ahead of what you’re tracking
Your whole day planned can’t pass my knife’s movements
I’ve taken on my teacher, I can stab a slacker student

Ferris Bueller: 
And that, audience, is how you don’t spit a verse
So why not take a day off rapping? You seem pretty overworked.
Being trapped with the burden of committing teacher slaughter
And also your mother wishing that she would of had a daughter. 
No matter how hard you study, at the end I rule the poll.
This middle school kid’s songs could barely top High School Musical
No self-esteem like Cameron, you’re better off if you go.
If I wanted to fight a weeb Hitman, I’d go and see Ayano.

Nagisa Shiota:
Try to impress me with that verse? I know what you’re like
Faking sick to skip school and faking sick on the mic 
You’re a whiny child, Ferris. Soft like Argyle, Ferris
You’re crashing in this fight like you were removing miles, Ferris
I’m above this sociopath who thinks he’s a big deal
Your monotonous lines bore me, now that’s a Ferris wheel. 
But here’s your next try, maybe don’t act so peaceful.
It wouldn’t be the first time you’re failing at sequels.

Ferris Bueller: 
If you’re here ‘cause of bloodlust, you can eat my car’s dust.
Fighting me’s like suicide, you’ll just fail and combust
I’m famous, my wit and sass makes me loved around the nation.
Pardon my french, but you’re the ass of assassination.

Nagisa Shiota: 
Dude, update your settings on what you offer to tell
Does it ring a bell? You're repeating yourself!

Ferris Bueller: 
Losing to an emoji doesn’t make you seem like a man
But figuring out what your gender is is the hardest exam.

Nagisa Shiota: 
You’re too clean for this battle, pulling lines with a ruler.
I’ll stay waiting for a good verse like:

Buller’s Teacher: 
Bueller?...Bueller?...Bueller?

Ferris Bueller:

The next moon on noon will be your ass I kicked, like I did with all the personnel.
So return to your assassin goons and tell em 3E took the L.



Hint for next battle:
Fruity Freakouts

Ferris Bueller vs. Nagisa Shiota - Rap Battle!

Merry christmas new years every one

garbageGothic as Olive the Other Reindeer
Eddie as Snoopy

Olive:
You’re just a typical dog, in more than one way black and white
Even with your BlueSky, you’re not the one here taking flight
How can you chant a rhyme shackled to pantomimes
Without coming up shorter than my transit time?
You’re skating on thin ice, not pulling enough weight to break it
I’m harder than a Martini, one root beer would leave you wasted
Better face it, Snoop Dogg - your specials are just padding
So I won’t need the Postman’s help to send Peanuts packing!

Snoopy:
Wow! Saving Christmas? You sleigh me thinking you’d pull it
I’m ‘bout to pick off Olive like a pizza down my gullet
The box office brought thoughts that you’d be a big hit
But doggone it, FOX trotted back to the Simpsons!
Watching your uncanny animation is a burden
When you said your owner’s Tim, I was moreso thinking Burton
Lock, Woodstock & barrel, a Baron you oughta fear
Shoot you down with less airtime than your special last year



Olive:
I’m the welcome Matt Groening, but new visitors don’t step on me
While every new reboot you have is stomping on your legacy
Joe Coal in your stocking - despite fans’ bold outcries
I’ll still get rid of this classic - Baby, It’s Cold Outside

Snoopy:
You wanna be a reindeer so bad? Well truly, that helps
You’ll bring more warmth to the world as a Lucy van Pelt
That flea’s affecting your hearing, so let me be the Old Yeller
You’re just FOX’s second barebones Santa’s Little Helper

Written by Eddie
Coverart by Eddie
Mixed by Dustin

Olive, the Other Reindeer vs Snoopy - Rap Battle (AvA: SHORTS)

Back at it with a new battle between the crazed up animal heroes, Sonic and Crash! 

Iris as Crash
Jacob as Sonic

Crash: 
Didn’t mean to Crash the scene, just wanted to splatter this Egg, man!
But it won’t take much to shock a Flash in the pan
Don’t chuckle on the track, or you’ll get hit by my Knuckles
Since you’re best line of defense against my flow is a bubble!
Got so many fakers, which ones are on your team?
The one with the high IQ or the one who’s too edgy?
So let’s cause some Chaos, I’ll snap your Emeralds like Sticks!
You’re used to Tails between your legs if we’re going off your fanfics!

Sonic:
So I traveled from the past to face Bugs Bunny’s orange rat?
You’ve ripped parties and karts from Mario, why not steal the bat?
I’ll Spin Dash this hack of the trend that I started
Only time you really Struck Back was your cameo in Uncharted
I’ll face this lazy mutation in race and split the track
You may have inspired Daxter, but that doesn’t mean you can spit Jak!
Your company’s N. Sane direction got you some bad D-pad controls
Run the reviews, they say that I’m your Dark Souls!

Crash: 
It’s an Adventure for your fans to dig through all your garbage discs
Maybe win the Olympics to show us you can spit quick
Take it classic or modern, I’ll still beat a blue porcupine
You get Boom Bashed by the critics, and I ain’t talkin’ ‘bout your redesign!

Sonic:
Warped out on Wumpa fruit, now everything you have is left in the dust
You need guns and chemicals for you to have a decent boss
You’re hyping your fans up on reboots, so let me tell you the truth
People only give crap ‘bout you only to see Tawna’s b-

Crash:
Your fanbase is full of furries, with fans jerking to their OC’s!
Ratings bombed with Forces and the same goes for your movie!
But it seems you’re used to all of your games flopping hard 
Since that you’re running the track worse than you did in Sonic R!

Sonic:
All of your Skylander friends couldn’t give you a new flow
‘Cause in the rap, games, and brain, it seems You’re Too Slow!
Mr. Cortex’s vortex is what plummets your games and sales charts
You’ve bombed your verses harder than your Nitro Kart!

Beat by Hollywood Legend Beats
Thumbnail by Lauren
Written by Rabi (with some help from Henry and fightmarker)
Mixed by Jacob
Discord: https://discord.gg/7zkFFd

disclaimer: no more schedule lmao

Sonic the Hedgehog Vs Crash Bandicoot - CVGRB

yes the connection is cocky and overly arrogant arch rivals of major characters that are also carbon copies of their counterparts hhadfhgad

ive wanted to use squilliam for the longest time and this matchup popped into my head and i thought it was the funniest thing so i decided to make it a battle hello

is this a shitpost? you decide!!!!! ;)


Kamren as Scrappy-Doo
Alex as Squilliam Fancyson

Thumbnail by Commander Jacob
Written & Mixed by Alex

Squilliam Fancyson:
Oh my, why would I be called on for such a verbal bout?
Don’t NEED my pounds of wealth to help attack him
Skipping pleasantries, I’ll steal the catchphrase out your mouth 'fore you can HAVE it---
Lemme At ‘Em! (heh, heh, heh, heh.)
Jousting around with a knock-off, I’m an icon of high caliber
A high tier-battler leaving 50% legacies shattered
I pile in stacks, kinda hot shit, rolling in hot checks
‘Gainst a poor puppy dog with Napoleon Complex!


Scrappy-Doo:
Lookie, Scoob! 
Squilliam has his “Fancy” Tentacles in a bunch
Rollin’ up the seven deadly sins all into one
The lengths you go to make a point? Disgusting, misleading
Be glad your college is fake! You’re nowhere CLOSE to prestigious!
And those fashion statements, what gives?! Agh, here’s a tip!
Shave that caterpillar on your head...or drop it down above your lip!
You’re a fraud, a mock; the only ‘geek’ in your nonexistent band
Hiring fake friends with your pounds of cash
This Octo-puss needs a helping hand
‘Cause he’s the textbook definition of an antithesis
Yet it’s easy to to see why your friendless and Squidward isn’t
‘Cause Dough just don’t buy no happiness, William
If you can’t take critical words, don’t give ‘em

Squilliam Fancyson:
If you’re the ratings savior, the bar’s set a bit low
If a Mini-me rolled up trying to save a whole show
A Hanna-Barberic attempt at a villainous presence
Take a lesson from the best: EARN being respected
Go on biting my ankles, I’m used to plebes groveling at my feet
Dangle scooby snacks in front of your face
Make a Dane kiss my rings
You’re trash. And believe me, I pick up littering
You’ll be shouting ‘uncle’, 
and yes, I mean that literally.

Scrappy-Doo:
My Puppy Power’s unaffected by narcissists
Who use social status as a bargaining chip; never reaching armistice
A habitual liar going histrionic when he dares
Newsflash! Ab-so-lute-ly no one CARES!
Your plans’ll be foiled again and you’ll be in shambles
I’m not SURPRISED you own a casino; battlin’ me was a gamble!
So take your cheap suit, crooked grin and hike it
Maybe keep your loss like all you brag about, heheh.... PRIVATE.

Niko Bellic vs Nico Yazawa - Rap Battle (feat. Dr. Dee and Evava)

Mr. Jay

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