missed a chance to make gordon freeman say nothing

Papyrus and Sans:
Gadzooks, Sans, look, is that a human?!
He’s too dim to be a lamp, who the heck dragged you in?
Hair looks like a borscht, and with that uniform;
I mean what, are you buying your clothes at the soup store?
It’s got no class to my battle body
I got shocking raps that can rattle Molly
You can barely Bear Traps, but that’s my hobby!
Like eating soup with a fork; your raps are sloppy
I’m the master of monsters, I can halter Frisk
You’re a mobster; shellfish like a lobster bisque
We’ll rename you Track-Crash, cuz you’ve bombed already
You should move out, stop mooching off your mom’s spaghetti

Giovanni:
I’m Great at Rhyme! You take that back! 
I Slug SOULS and trousle bones when I’m up to bat!
Giovanni’s left in Disbelief from hearing all the white noise
So it’s time to wreck a second fossil with my Boys!
Are we sure this lonely bone man has no Epithet?
‘Cuz I’m still surprised he hasn’t been Inscribed “Desperate”
I beg your pardon, you think you’re Royal Guard-in’
You’re snowed in, frozen; Olive Garden
You spend your time, ca-noodling with the enemy
No amount of your cuisine’s about to make me friendly
Cuz you rap slow, got that old tomato sauce bad flow
Your brother’s shorter, yet you’re still stuck in his shadow! 

Papyrus and Sans:
Nyeh heh heh!
Geez, hit the microwave, that wasn’t hot in any way
Not even you Cam-in-paign would get me to like Anime
Cuz I’m a skeleton and you still manage to get on my nerves
Like “pay a monthly fee to see this joke ahead of time on VRV”
You could say my resume's more soup-er than what he has! SANS!
Both step off before you’re caught by Percy’s Sweet Jazz band!
I don’t need a Rocket to put Giovanni on blast!
It feels like your life’s going down a dangerous path!
You act like a villain and try to look so tough and rugged
But pierce through the knitty-gritty and you're softer than your plushes!
Cuz you’re a Certified Bad Guy -- bad at everything, Gio!
Even this battle has more animation than your whole show!

Giovanni and Molly:
Papy’s awfully happy to be on a Frisky dinner date
Second-fiddle on a silver platter but here is what’s on the plate
Lets hand you over to my Boss, with his refined palate
I’ll serve you up like a bone broth with a geno-side salad!
(Yeah!)
Cuz you’re like parmesan, really grating, Papyrus! (ooh!)
Every line you spit makes me raise my level of violence
You're even weaker than Sans, and lookin' at him it's clear, uh,
Just one swing to break his SOUL like it’s more fragile than a Mira!
With my bat and knife, you’re turned to bone meal when you’re crushed (ha!)
I’ll cut to the chase and you’ll be left in your own dust!
But your only friend killed you on half of their routes? Wow!
That’s my special attack! You are blue, now! (rawr!)

Mancha as Giovanni Potage and Sans
MetaMachine as Papyrus
Azia as Molly Blyndeff

Giovanni Potage vs Papyrus - URBoF #16

Welcome to the four hundred and twentieth installment of “Quick Diss”! We have two FNAF fan games today! (go fucking figure) the yolked up "chaos God of death" himself, Flumpty! Up against, our favourite debaucherous bear… and fuckboy (albeit a virgin) himself, Freddy Fuckboy!

Lyrics:

Flumpty:
Hi, I'm Flumpty, im an egg, your night of debaucheries upon you creep
A cocky, sleazy, RPG! That pizza should've went soft with cheese
You're a novelty, i'm an anomaly, another dark lord you'd give all praise to
Transcend time and space but scuffed plots are something I'm not untaint to

Fuckboy:
I fucking hate you. Are you ready for Freddy? Shit-ass games blew, just like the confetti
That went and slayed you, HAM, SPAM, and SALAMI, 6 and your name poofed, RAN FAST AND THEN BODIED
That cast of "friends", then tell my wrongs, your enragements mild
Your creator went "inhale my dong engagement child"
Fan-base has split, folded like omelets, so what Blammed first?
Chicas hot bird ass, the egg, or your crunk fan-verse?
Attacked first? Engage the Flumpty motherfucker
Half-assed verse, pavements Bumpty for a plunder
Can't put you back together, like that One Week shows
The wall you sat on couldn't compare to what keeps Chrome
Pedo, and attached to a long joke gone rouge
"Means to an end" then Scott Cawth you one hope 
And your last game was, uhh, passed as Flumpty's "new hit"
But if you ask me bruh, that was fucking stupid.
Float away from this battle, your crazy game lies in inputs
I'll blaze you like assholes, take Cranky's Advice and git gud
New Dork, new ports, FUCKING LICENSED MERCHANDISE
Who sourced your course? no. Make like your merchant and die.
But what eggs you on? You're stuck in penance, sequels missed
You dumb bitch I won, I fucking did it eat my shit.

Flumpty:
Myyyy tuuurrn. But your turn based combat is half baked
I hurt. Yiffing your dicks, party best have cakes
I sure, don't need a blunt or some dumb hat saved
To grind yourrrr, robotic carcass to match paste.
How's that for a Final Mix, your clout matches your child's pace tho
Why don't you chow on this, this Clown facet came out of a-holes
What's with allowing this? Without dank memes your parts foil
Amount to shit. YOUR FUCKING FACE IS GONE, Hard Boiled.
Grab a Dragon Dildo, smack you, simple, cuz I felt like it
I amassed the end of the Goddamn world with a meteorite 
Did that not Rhyme on the mic or can you tell I kid?
Killed a-billion times, you're an Eyesaur, I'm meatier, right?
Your teams beat in this fight, so try to flee or then die
Because i'm mean when I'm fried, don't bite at me or I'll fight
Scream, and reap out your eyes. See, to me you're a prize
Another fiend to help my best friends shriek and their mine
Your fragile masculinity, the only damn humility 
This "man" has ever seen, you haven't "shat" on anything
A girls bathroom? You're never clean, tell that you coiled it.
This mammal parody. Better? Please... fell in the toilet.

Fuckboy:
I'm going to punch the fuck out of this egg 'til it shuts up
Punch, punch, punch, punch, punch, punch, punch, punch.
Ok this isn't working, I'll finish this verse, sugma.
Insufferable piece of garbage. Flumpty and co. fucked up...

-CAST-
Flumpty: KingMewtwo
Freddy Fuckboy: Himself

-PRODUCTION-
Thumbnail by: JaCon
Written by: JaCon

Beat: http://www.shadowville.com/audio//Shadowville.com%20-%20Shockwave.mp3

Beat Produced by: Tristan
Mixed by: jort

Thanks for listening to the "final" "Quick Diss" and remember kids, git gud.

Flumpty Bumpty vs Freddy Fuckboy - (Quick Diss) #420

Lyrics/Beat/Trivia: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1tbZABAz5r6RCYojQJrNvAaYlQFRDFeldrUzoO5TC4-s/edit
MetaMachine as Coach Z
Fightmarker as Boyfriend
Written by MetaMachine and GamingPlush64
Beat by InsaneBeatz
Mixed/Beat arrangement by GamingPlush64
Thumbnail by Rabi
Special Thanks to AdamSandler2DRB and Hippie Rat
Hint for next battle: "Spirits of Light" (featuring Kamren the Person and Snakebite126)

Coach Z vs. Boyfriend

Happy 6 year anniversary of TRBoCS! I wasn't able to get a video out but I hope this makes up for it! I love you guys and stay tuned for the video release!

TERRIBLE RAP BATTLES OF COMIC SANS
MONOKUMA
VS
THE ANNOYING ORANGE
BEGIN!

Monokuma:
I am Monokuma and I’m your headmaster 
Here to blend a delectable drink to have with my next platter
Bite your tongue, kiddo, it’s way past nya nya time
You’ll find this battle’s like the dictionary, Orange’s got no rhymes
So I’ve got my dukes up 
Flow smooth like butter - Mondokuma
I’ll block your sound like a Deluxe Room
Leave you spinning like a pinwheel pinwheel pinwheel of doom
This orange killer’s the most socially inept in his whole dang kitchen  
Passion Fruit gets your juices flowing? You’re an OJ simp, son
It’s just so sad that you’re a heel, with all your pals made diet meals
In modern times, you can not deal cause now you’ve lost all your a-peel
Broadcasting killing games to leave the flames of hope extinguished
But thinking about it now, I should’ve just went with your show on CN 

Annoying Orange:
Awww, a teddy! Hahahaha, nice diss, bear 
But I’ve felt more despair hanging out with this pear! (Hey!)
So zip it bout your stupid little saga only suiting little toddlers 
They should call it Dangan-romper (hahaha, drop it)
Ayo it’s AO, with the great flows straight from Dane Boe
On the kitchen sink, I’ll be spitting seeds cause I kill the beat, so just lay low
I’m packing more flavor than a bag of Cuties
You perv on kids worse than an ad for Cuties
Your case 3s are the only thing tragic, Koomy
Oh no, wear a mask for his magic cooties!
Your verse is an Ultimate Punishment but all your crushing’s the DJ’s hopes
Sitting and watching the mayhem but all that you’re maiming’s your VA’s throats 
Your little cubs should get ready to write your Mono-File
Cause now you’ll get a taste of my kitchen, orange nya nya style 
In rankings, you can barely make top ten (nya nya)
Like who cares what Enoshima’s loose sock says (nya nya)
Call it orange fever, I’m sick with a diss
So treat me like you and lick up my kids (nya nya)
All your plans to defeat hope, got crushed by a little Alter Ego
I guess it’s true what they say - never meet Chihiros (hahaha)

Kurokuma:
And they I say I talk too much, ha, let’s put this to rest!

Shirokuma:
Can’t stand the heat inside the kitchen? 

The Monokubs:
Then get burned like Celeste!

Monokuma:
Skrrrt
Comparing apple trees to oranges, it’s shocking how far you’ve fallen
But you can just ask Komaru - I’m balling
What happened to you, kiddo? I mean your view count “wazzup”
But your whole crew-
-Crew? Like Among Us? Hahahahaha
-just shut up!
I’ve had it with your insufferable rhymes
So let’s give it all we got, it’s punishment time
When it comes to the kitchen’s biggest weirdos, even Teruteru’s not as abhorrent
Because I’ve been torturing violent knife-equipped psychopaths like it’s just Clockwork, Orange
This ain’t a Jigsaw trap, talk back and it’ll cost you your life
So let me give you some pointers because I’m sharp as a KNIFE
I’ll take your Happy Appy Sausage Party brain destroying channel and I’ll have it canceled
Leave an orange strung up like Hiyoko, ripping my way through this midget asshole
So be glad that I’m putting an end to your shit, buster
I’ll be bombarding your carcass with bars like a body has been diss covered

Annoying Orange:
This is your lesson, huh? Then let me ask this
How’d an AI run by Junko go out of fashion
Today your Fangans are the only reason that people stick 
So treat your efforts like one of them - cease and desist
I left my mark on the internet, you’re a virus gone out of control
Better call you Liam the Leprechaun, cause you’re losing the gold  
I know your mastermind’s struggling to get it together
But hey, it wouldn’t be the first time she was crushed under pressure

Mixed by Freshy Kanal
Instrumental by Dansonn
Additional Instruments by Snakebite126
Kitchen Background by Fightmarker

The Annoying Orange vs Monokuma. Terrible Rap Battles of Comic Sans

yt- Bob Ross vs. Bob the Builder - Rap Battle! (April Fools) - ft., Mr. Tibbs & Zawesome (128 kbps)

Lyrics/Beat/Trivia: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1vTmQyaNYOd3cRLAxIPRWeeLa-rW6ncPB1TsIgXT8Q-o/edit
Mothmancha as Leonard Church
AdamDRB as Mordecai
Kamren the Person as Rigby
SonicProdigy55 as Lavernius Tucker
Alen as Muscle Man
Written by MetaMachine
Mixing by Serena
Thumbnail by JK03
Beat by Barrie Gledden and Tie Reilly of Audio Network
Hint for next time: "If looks could kill." (ft. King Mewtwo)

Leonard Church vs. Mordecai

If you like video games and rap battles, you've come to the right place. Take a 21 minute journey throughout the chronological history of video games, this is quite the ride.

The video is expected to be FUCKING NEVER

Lyrics: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1uvRZBgLgx2ol_i6l8MSXLzYHD7xjVgdSx0fyPk9Cp-k/
Vote for the Winner: http://goo.gl/ILQ6OH

@erboi as Pong Paddle (Pong)
@jmbraps as Breakout Paddle (Breakout)
@epicrapbattlesofcartoons as Invader (Space Invaders)
@adzsphecky as Asteroid Ship (Asteroids)
@erborandomness as PAC-MAN (PAC-MAN)
@rlyoshi as Donkey Kong (Donkey Kong)
Nicholas Krauss as Pitfall Harry (Pitfall!)
@marioworldguy as Bomberman (Bomberman)
@gamingallstarrapbattles, @maplesyrupcario, @multisupervids and @metalfire-2 as Tetris Blocks (Tetris)
@stofferex and @videogamerapbattles as Mario and Luigi (Super Mario Bros.)
@lyrical-gamer as Link (The Legend of Zelda)
@jetman300 as Mega Man (Mega Man)
@gorshatastic as Samus Aran (Metroid)
@erbocb as Ryu (Street Fighter)
@yobar-makara as Scrooge McDuck (Ducktales)
@epicpokemonrapbattles as Captain Falcon (F-Zero)
@shadyvox as Sonic the Hedgehog (Sonic the Hedgehog)
@zanderpeers as Kirby (Kirby)
@stofferex as Sub-Zero (Mortal Kombat)
@duskrapbattles as Fox McCloud (Star Fox)
@vinnyot as Ness (Earthbound/Mother)
@tyler-cagle-1 as Crono (Chrono Trigger)
@stofferex as Crash Bandicoot (Crash Bandicoot)
@leannaire as Lara Croft (Tomb Raider)
@erboi as Cloud Strife (Final Fantasy)
@s0n1c-fr3nzy and @skiptilemusic as Banjo and Kazooie (Banjo and Kazooie)
@mat4yo as Spyro the Dragon (Spyro the Dragon)
Frank Summers as Solid Snake (Metal Gear Solid)
@rlyoshi as Pyramid Head (Silent Hill) 
@joshua-tomlin-1 as Red (Pokemon Red)
@jmbraps, @thesuperplushybros and @joshua-tomlin-1 as Sims (The Sims)
@hyperjacob96 as Master Chief (Halo)
@jwong12100 as The Lich King (World of Warcraft)
@fanmadecreepypastarapbattles as Sora (Kingdom Hearts)
@niicmusic as Viewtiful Joe (Viewtiful Joe)
@edx-beats as Gordon Freeman (Half-Life)
Nemraps as Kratos (God of War)
@kevin_krust as Wander (Shadow of the Colossus)
@leannaire as Amaterasu (Okami)
@epic-fan-made-rap-battles as Robloxian (ROBLOX)
@froggy7771 as Desmond Miles (Assassin's Creed)
@blingface as Niko Bellic (Grand Theft Auto)
@duskrapbattles as Cole MacGrath (inFAMOUS)
@mancha-4 as Red Bird (Angry Birds)
@jmbraps as Ethan Mars (Heavy Rain)
@adolf-kyenza as Alex Mason (Call of Duty: Black Ops)
@lyrical-warfare1 as Steve (Minecraft)
@ciaran-mcginn as The Traveler (Journey)
@jmbraps and ArcadianSonnetVA  as Joel and Ellie (The Last of Us)
@harrypotter2875 as Shovel Knight (Shovel Knight)
@joshcvoice  as The Sole Survivor (Fallout 4)
@jimv2000 as Geralt of Rivia (The Witcher)

Karaoke: http://www.mediafire.com/listen/t0c6cpm6fu8w8cc/OFFICIAL_VIDEO_GAME_RAP_BATTLE_BEAT.mp3

The Ultimate Video Game Rap Battle

This is probably gonna be like the last time I release two battles this close together, enjoy it. It's a showdown of alternative comics when the Watchmen's Rorschach takes on the real-life superhero Kick-Ass.

Written by R the Writer
Beat prod by Dave James on Audio Network
Mixed by Dustin
Thumbnail by Geon
Special thanks to Adroit for helping gather the files

Stofferex as Rorschach
Vladimyr P as Kick-Ass


Rorschach:
Rorschach's journal, late in 2019
I'm opening up on this teen like a can of baked beans
Pioneered crews of costumed goons, only for them to end up dead
Not surprising since you're denser than that steel plate in your head
You play with a pair of sticks but you lack a pair of balls
I could start a hotter fire with a can of aerosol
I haven't seen your true face but I can tell that you're still frightened 
So hang up the scuba gear and let hit girl do your fighting

Kick-Ass:
I've fucked up tons of toxic cunts, this dickface I can manage
Baked beans? Challenging me's just ordering a knuckle sandwich
I'm Keene to leave you beaten, putting an end to your gory ways
Face my batons and the facts, you're way past your glory days
But I'm still out and busting crime with the aid of the police
Your only friend left you out in the cold as you lay deceased 
No gray area here, to me you're beyond all redemption 
You're a psychopath, a scumbag, and a ripoff of the question 

Rorschach:
You're just a second fiddle to a twelve year old Mary Sue
The end is nigh, like James I'll have you hung and then I'll bury you

Kick-Ass:
With those uncompromising morals, your head's clearly befuddled
Like I did with red mist, I'll wipe the floor with this red puddle

Rorschach:
You're clearly not that tough if any wimp can take your place
I'm through with chewing the fat, now I'll throw it in your face 

Kick-Ass:
You bring up my legacy but yours isn't any better
I mean, your worst enemy was aided by your own successor 

Rorschach:
As your filthy rhymes build up, you'll beg for me to set you free
But like with any other foe, I'll turn a deaf ear to your plea
One-Zero. Your move. I think it best if you flee
Not even ralphie genovese would want to be locked in with me

Kick-Ass:
So stay in your cell you nutcase 'fore your head gets cracked open
Since your insane pursuits of justice aren't helpful with your coping
You're more fucked than your mother if you thought that I'd be passive
Cause it's clear you've got more issues than your comic ever lasted

Rorschach Vs Kick-Ass - Rap Battle

I want to live in a Charlie Brown vs Eric Cartman world

Freshy Kanal as Doom Slayer
Peachumari as Chara
prod. VinnyO
Written by Vinny and Dani Frias

Doom Slayer:
Who let this gamer grind killer inside of Earthbound 2?
I wanted a bare bloody fight, but instead I got you
I’m near immortal, from Hell and back I watch demons die
With your boring route, you couldn’t reach Pope’s hard drive
But now the Slayer’s arrived, I’ll make that save flash before your eyes
Double barrel, take your life, make you fall down a second time
This child wants to kill me? What cards do you play?
I’ll kill your fucking discount Pokémon like it was just a Tuesday
(Rip and tear!) Until you’re done, come at me
(If you fucking dare!)
I’ve seen real monsters, kid, so get out my way
Or you’ll be the second Icon of Sin I’ll get to slay

Chara:
Over the top gore, a murderous eyesore
The edgy Wolfenstein don’t know the horrors that I have in store
I got souls of monsters I’ve slaughtered, I’m putting them aside
Strike you ‘till there’s nothing remaining, I call it genocide
I’m the one Flowey can’t delete, your defeat will ensure monsters can’t compete
Better call this ‘93, can’t you see? You can’t look down on me
Listen Mr. Samus Aran, that helmet’s holding back your flow
I see that arsenal you’re bearing, but this determination’s my death blow
I’m a curse to the underground, my thirst will never cease
A destroyer of peace, causing more terror than a Hell Priest
I bet this will ring-abelle, you’re not all guns and fury
Since you got a soft spot for Nintendo Switch furries

Doom Slayer:
If you’re the ultra-violent, I’m the nightmare, don’t catch me when feral
Take my crucible, decapitate you, leave you with Romero
While you played with skeletons, I’ve fought the underworld’s flames
while you’re the BFG-20k: boring fucking game

Chara:
I’ve seen enough of you, doomer, don’t try to give the mic a port
It shows you’re just as bright as a copy of 64
I’m fueled on cutting up flowers, I got the pellets here to prove it
I’d love to cut up a Daisy, but aww… the demons beat me to it

Doom Slayer vs Chara (feat. Freshy Kanal and Peachumari)

Writing: Shimario, Fightmarker, and ColeDaCole 
TN by Fightmarker
Cole as The Miner; Beat by Smoke
Raichous as The Leprechaun; Beat by Marsad Men
Mixed by Mightfarker
LYRICS:
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1HhWiHn9bsA2Zy4DqawMOk3IjSEh_4ZmGiH44WdgIjxs/edit?usp=sharing

The Ultimate Video Game Rap Battle

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