The first thing you should know about this book is that it’s DEFINITELY NOT a collection of actual magic spells because magic isn’t real, obviously. Disguising spells as a collection of poems is the kind of wickedly brilliant thing that only an absolute supervillain would do, and this poet is not any kind of supervillain. He’s an actual poet who’s won awards and everything and certainly wouldn’t disguise a series of spells as a collection of poems about zombies, monsters, and rapping grandmas. What a ridiculous suggestion!

If you've enjoyed these recordings, check out the book which features many more poems plus fantastic illustrations by Holly Eastwood.

Something Something and The Amazing Whatever* (Title Still Needs Work)

The Pencil Poem

I Dont Want To Analyse This Poem

The Lie

Things I Want To Be When I Grow Up

A Brief Explanation of Why That Box Is Moving And Shaking...

My (after)life As A Zombie

My Grandma Loves Hip-hop

The Wondrous, Miraculous Story of Why I Can't Show You My Homework

Trailer for season 2, followed by Out of Their Beds, Off with Their Heads, a sample track from the accompanying soundtrack Juliet Knives: Select Cuts.

Season 2 Trailer + Out Of Their Beds, Off With Their Heads

J M Donellan