“Lou crosses my mind every hour. After a year and a half, I’m still waiting for him to call and sometimes he actually does call and suddenly I remember one of his phrases or some random words or songs we made up. And I’m reminded also of the three rules we came up with – rules to live by. And I’m going to tell you what they are because they come in really handy because things happen so fast it’s good to have a few catchwords to fall back on when there’s not enough time to think. 

“The first one is don’t be afraid of anyone. Now can you imagine living your life so that you are afraid of no one? And second is get a really good bullshit detector and learn how to use it. And third is be really really tender.” 

Laurie Anderson



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The Corruption of Saint Cecilia

This is an unfinished collection of tracks, mostly demos of unpolished grooves, progressive disco, and contemptuously classical, a few since released as singles, that I had planned to have completed by my Dad's birthday in 2022, then 2023, then 2024, but life keeps on getting in the way, so I'm releasing this "as is" lest it becomes a lost ark in my discography. 

Listen or don't.

Apostolatus (   *   )

Soiled Fingers and a Deer (piano patch)

Scrahmbled Ives: I. Ives of March

231117

Neck Gravy

221127

211117

Dine On, Crazy Simon

Orange Bassoon

Guitar Quartet No. 1

Rogue In A Pod

Underarm Overture (pre-redux) / Requiem For Vinnie (demo)

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