2nd track ever made - just not wanton’ to get old yo lol


Mommy woes getting old Whooaaaaa

Lookin in the mirror 
who the hell is that there
Kids yelling in the background 
ads rolling on wrinkle rescue

Now ya got me putting ass cream on my face like a butthole
What there goes my grace 
More cream on my face
feeling like a shiny bubble 

Eating bird seed
Pluckin’ shells feeling hungry
Who thought of this shit anyway
Eat a bowl of jello Hell -Oooo jiggle jiggle love handles

Oh man I gotta do these rubber bands
Does it stretch this that 
What the fuck
Who Invented this shit

One more rubber band for a Barbie body 
Baby I’m gonna look just like a plastic dolly 
Plastic dolly 
Plastic dolly

What more gray hair
Sticking out like mother fuckin’ hoe
What the hell pluck it out
bald like old balls
Baby Slap another tea bag on the eye
That shit works every time

Now my lips are sagging
what the fuck let’s try
That injection
Oh shittt bbbbbubbble lips puffing like a wet pretzel stick soakin’’
Screw this shit
back to lip smackers
soda pop and ice cream
Give me that latte 
Oh chocolateeeeeee

Mommy woes getting old Whooaaaaa

JoBeats

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