An ode to the joy of property ownership

Lyrics

[Verse I]

I came into some capital

Got told to buy a home

A true Englishman's castle

Where I could be alone

Nobody ever thought that I would triumph in this way

But I get to have the last laugh

Today

[Prechorus]

Through the grounds

Up the stairs and

Open up the door

Here's the independence

That I've been waiting for

Sometimes in life you lose but sometimes you can win

So

Here's to everyone who said I'd never own some real estate

[Chorus]

I own a house

Baby what's the story

Just my crowning glory

I own a house

Come along and pay some rent it's

What life's about

House

I've had my scrapes in life but I've won

Now

I wish I could find love I don't know how

I'd like to charge some rent

Maybe with a lot of luck, some day you might own a house

Too

[Verse 2]

Now I make money sitting down

It's quite a thrill

Having no good reason to work now is like a lovely pill

Shout out to my renters

They make me feel so fine

Don't think of them as people but maybe will

In time

I Own A House

[Intro]

I am a love worm

I am a love worm

I repeated, and writhed around until I was right at her feet

[Verse 1]

First I had a life that didn't go well

Cringing as the next atrocious blow fell

Try to despise me if you can

Best of luck now I'm a man


[Prechorus]

Now all of my haters you must be depressed

Try to insult me but there's nothing left

I own a house

A sideboard too

Not like you

You tried to insult me you missed all the signs

Now I've got a job you're all losing your minds


[Chorus]

I am the worm that turned 

And all my enemies will be burned

Don't remember the grub that you once knew

Because a new warrior's in town

I am the worm that turned 

And it's fair to say I'm the fire that burned

I've got a built-up shoe

And a Barclays ISA too

[Verse 2]

Buying things you'll never hope to own 

While you get another payday loan

Everything must be so hard for you 

Now money flows to me

And I worm my way on

[Prechorus]

[Chorus]

[Bridge] 

[Chorus 3]

I am the worm that turned 

And all my enemies will be burned

Don't remember the grub that you once knew

Because a new warrior's in town

I am the worm that turned 

And it's fair to say I'm the fire that burned

I've got a built-up shoe

And a very high IQ

The Wurm That Turned

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