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A tribute to our big booty king on The Flagrant Ones

Lyrics:

"Oh my God, is that Andy Kneis with that butt? It's making me want to sing!"

Hey folks have you heard the news now
Our man Andy Kneis got cake
I’ve dreamt about nothing else since
I saw that damn keester shake
Just look at the ass around you
Right here on the flagrant ones
Such wonderful butts surround you
Come on look at Andy’s buns

Under the jeans
Under the jeans
Darling it's better
Below the sweater
Thick with two c’s
I just can’t help but stop and stare
When he shows off that derriere
You know that he’s strapping
Butt cheeks be clapping
Under the jeans

There’s three other butts in here though
Let’s start off with Sean’s caboose
His jeans hide a Georgia peach there
Just squeeze it, you’ll see that juice
But Hayes got that apple bottom
Carl’s onion I want to peel
Andy’s cake is for dessert now
These rumps make a whole ass meal

Under the jeans
Under the jeans
It’s Andy’s round tuchus
Big juicy rumpus
Making me scream
You just can’t help but take a look
Under his jeans it’s off the hook
Forget your troubles
Ass looks like bubbles
Under the jeans
Under the jeans
These flagrant patooties
Got the best booties naturally
Even Shakira has to sing
About the trunk on our grey king
Fatty bomb tushy
Soft and it’s cushy
Under the jeans

"Mmmm Andy bring that donk over here, let me see that moneymaker baby! Hoooo weeee them whoopie cakes making me sweat. Two pressed hams tight in that denim baby. Yeah you know what you're doing, you ain't no fool."

Under the jeans
Under the jeans
This big booty judy
He’s such a cutie
His thighs are machines
What’s Andy got? A lot of back
I’m loving his massive plumber’s crack 
His peach is nutritious
Andy’s bootylicious 
Under the jeans

Joe McGurl

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