It's the battle of the silly kings in this SSRB, now on Soundcloud! Thumbnail by Special Inquisitor Rayyan https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCvvFhD8vewjIfLVcJs9xNsA
Check out the lyric video here! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sNcnvDeP8GI&t=14s

Dedede:

Dedede, he’s the name you should know
Dedede, he’s the master of flow
You’ll holla and hoot, he’ll give K Rool the boot
Dedede is the one

Now there’s a reason that they call me Mr D3
‘Cause I’m dope, done deal, and you’re a third of me
You’re second to the turtle, and you call yourself a king?
I know ya jealous of my fame, but don’t look so green

I’m comin’ riiight back atcha
To take dooown this fatso
When it comes to silly kings, I’m the one that they know
While you’ll bomb singing your verse, just look at ya show

You were in a few Countries, you and DK were a pair
But nowadays, seein’ you in a game’s become Rare
This fight won’t be fair, once I clobber ya like Kirby
Main villain unlike you, have ya ever heard o’ me?

K Rool:

I’m a rap mad genius! K Roolenstein
You’re dishin’ out weak hits! You won’t rule this time
And I’m sure you’ll find I’m badder than any villain
While you character design’s the only thing that you’re killin’

On my island I am chillin’, I’m so fly with my backpack
While you’re befriendin’ ya enemy, and you began to backtrack
Clap back like a claptrap, clean up like a wet nap
Ain’t the first time I’ve raced, so it’s best that you step back

Now once upon a time you were a threatening bad guy
‘Til Kirby changed your ways and you became a Star Ally
That, I won’t let fly, like I was was huntin’ ducks
When Kirby copies your ability - he still sucks!

Say that I’m barely in games? You’re replaced by a priest
Love of God! Don’t let me eat the track, I’d have a feast
I’ll pass it off to the beast, but let it be known
That if we were in the ring, it’d be a TKO

Dedede:

Good idea, let’s step into my cage, you’ll be toast
Won’t need Kawasaki to help with this roast
Call this battle suck and cuck, you sucked then went down
Makes sense you stay in your ship, against my flow you’d drown

You’re rappin’ like ya head was stone, you spit flow inefficiently
Actin’ fruity, with bananas, potassium deficiency
That’s what I call the King of Swing, don’t take a swing, you’re missin’ me
You think that you can step up, Doc? You’re not a real croc, silly

K Rool:

I’m a Krusha on the mic, really think you wanna fight?
‘Gainst the guy who can write and who’s got all the might
To smite entire islands, you couldn’t find Jambastion
Meanwhile, Kirby’s too busy fighting Meta Knight

What cooler bad guy, but he also buddied up
Is there any villain in your series that wasn’t muddied up?
Threats to the universe but allies ‘til the end
So just that we’re clear, I am not your friend




Dedede:

I have no use for friends like you
when you treat your minions like dirt on your shoe
You finally got in Ultimate, but in tiers you were down
Now you’ll return obscurity, won’t come back like ya crown

K Rool:

Suck and cuck is right, you’re gettin’ spiked like a gordo
Suplex on the mic, just like I did my up throw
With all your redesigns, I think we had enough, tho
‘Cause now the game where you have the most character is Smash Bros

King Dedede vs King K. Rool (feat. Mancha and Snakebite126), Super Star Rap Battle!

It's the battle of the moneybags in this SSRBB, now on Soundcloud!
Check out the original lyric video here:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RHLwFP0vh78
Thumbnail by Special Inquisitor Rayyan: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCvvFhD8vewjIfLVcJs9xNsA

MrBeast: (0:20)

What’s up guys, Mr. Beast, I’m the best at serving beef
While you’re cookin’ your own kind for your secret recipe
Love the Honey like a bee, sponsorships make me the green
While you’re promoted for pinchin’ pennies in the coral reef

Mr. Krabs meets his untimely defeat
Can’t ride a rock like I ride and rock this beat
Ain’t no stoppin’ Beast, you’re not on top of me
How you got the driest flow but still live under the sea?

It’s time for a challenge! I know you’ll do it well
I think I’ll call it: Last to take their hand off this fat L
I’ve got a million disses but only 2 minutes to spend them
Because I’m in it to win it, the teacher’s puffs? You’ll never get them

Mr. Krabs: (0:55)

Spongebob! Fire up the grill so I can fry
This sky high nice guy who don’t know the meaning of buy
Save money instead of giving it to whoever happens
Clearly you never tried to steal the formuler of rappin’

Argargargarg! Me boy, you crack me up
All the money you spend, you can’t afford a decent haircut?
Names himself Beast, but I know he isn’t savage
Scrapin’ bottom of the barrel for any old trends he can scavenge

Oh me poor money, falling into filthy hands
Flexin’ bein’ rich in front of all his kid fans

I’m the crustacean who’s bankin’ and takin’ names like 6000
All the pesos I’m rakin’, your bank would just be me allowance

MrBeast:  (1:29)

C’mon Eugene, you’re missin’ me
I thought’d you see ya disses weak
Ya memes aren’t so dank son
You stay defeated like Plankton

Drop stacks on the track, all your attacks missed sir
Scratch comin’ back, eat you as a snack or dinner

24/7 in ice (drip)
Raps ain’t soundin’ so nice (skip)
Fake money, yeah you can’t counter (feit)
‘Cause I’m with ya girl tonight (tip)

Beat a kid show? I won’t bother
‘Cause you know that I spit it hotter
1000 degrees just like lava
While you’re ignorin’ ya own daughter

Mr. Krabs: (1:52)

Mother of Pearl! I can’t believe the raps you’re spittin’
You should have Chandler take your place, he’d have a better chance at winnin’
Speakin’ of wins, yer friend circle ain’t what it’s seems
Lucky enough to beat me? Yeah, maybe in yer Dreams!

‘Cause Krabs spits it fast to
Put you on blast dude
Send this hack packin’, whack ya back to ya fast food
Ya trash, boom, then I’ll cook you on the back burner
You couldn’t pay me to eat your beastly burger

MrBeast: (2:14)

Raps nasty as a nasty patty, whaddaya know
Buried alive, still not underground as your show
Largest pizza in the world, know I’m rollin’ in the sauce
Carried this battle like an Uber but I’ll let you keep the bars

Mr. Krabs: (2:36)

Ya got dough, but after sponsorships what comes?
Planted so much green but can’t keep an income
Make fun of me family, but at least I have a daughter
Dryin’ out ‘gainst me heat, call you sponge out of water

MrBeast: (2:48)

You cause mass inflation and masqueradin’
Raisin’ suspicion of tax evasion
I have a lack of patience for this crustacean
With your panty raidin’ your just pervadin’

How you got a baby Pearl but no drip?
Boats to Lambos I got the better whip
You sound like you high, must be ketamine
I’d tell you to run, but you got no speed



Mr. Krabs: (3:00)

You’ve slept just about everywhere, even a prison cell
Like giving money to the homeless? Then give some to yourself!
Krabs is the best, I’m rowdier than a Tex-and
While you’re you’re makin’ a mess, I’m busy stackin’ the checks (bam)

Beast Philanthropy could never hope to beat me
‘Cause while you got UberEats, I got the Krabby Patty
Your verse was as good a song as a Grubhub ad
After my fire raps, you’ll ask: WHO TOUCHED ME THERMOSTAT?!

MrBeast vs Mr. Krabs. Super Star Rap Battle!

It's the battle of the robot rebels in this MSRB, now on Soundcloud!
Thumbnail and Connor by Rayyan: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCvvFhD8vewjIfLVcJs9xNsA

Android 17: (0:11)

Would you look at that? Challenged by scrap for brains
What’s crazier, the fact people’d wanna play your game
Thinks he’s hot shot, with a cult driven plot
‘Til he’s stopped on the spot, joins the mob he had fought

You had one simple mission; put Markus outta commission
Then you have him commissioned, betray and lose recognition
Try to fight me? I’ll endanger you, don’t even try it
I’d invite you to my island, but I doubt you could find it

I’ma knock you out, so lick the blood offa your mouth
You got a pal named North, but this battle’s going south
Arrest me for dropping bars, if you’re such a good cop
‘Cause I killed this track like Hank makin’ his heart stop

Connor: (0:43)

I’m Connor, the android sent to end your cyber life
I’ve preconstructed your verse and made sure to analyze
All your flaws and weaknesses, never saw you beating this
Invisible in your series like some non-raw Thirium

With a coin, I am tricky, got the strap on me, blicky
Suit and tie, I am drippy, beat me? You are tripping
You won’t survive this fight, no plot armor at all
7 giant wishing orbs but you still have no balls

According to my calculations, you were destined for greatness
‘Till you became a dead weight, and then had no deviation
Nothing to your character except a snarky attitude
You’ll find that I left 17 stab wounds!

Android 17: (1:15)

Sorry, who were you again? I seem to have forgotten
Oh right, traitor to his mission, Amanda-lorian
Humans used us as their toys, puppets to exploit
I’m known for saving the universe, you’re known for saving Detroit


Connor: (1:25)

Thought you’d have a better flow, with a name like Lapis
Extracted you in a lab, now I’m laughin’ at what happened
Never seen a redemption arc that happens all offscreen
How ironic, the detective just made a crime scene

Connor vs Android 17 (feat. Special Inquisitor Rayyan). Mini-Star Rap Battle!

It's the first installment of my rap battle series, remastered! This is the beginning of a SoundCloud exclusive series called SSRB/MSRB Omega. We will be remastering some Era 1 battles, starting with this. Hope you enjoy!

Mega Man: Jofinity
Samus: garbageGothic
Thumbnail by Rayyan: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCvvFhD8vewjIfLVcJs9xNsA
Mixed by: Zagranis

Lyrics:

Mega Man:
I’m supposed to beat the robot masters and my brother, but I didn’t think that Light meant this disaster bounty hunter
When I’m risking my life beating villains ‘round the world, at least my fans don’t always mistake me for a girl

I’m so fly on this track, you can never beat me
Spittin’ fire for attack, you can call me Ridley
Sorry Samus, it just seems that we’re in different tiers
“Metroid: Samus Returns”? Yeah, in another 7 years

Travel across the universe, you won’t find rhymes as mine
Waiting for a good verse like it was the fourth Prime
You’re floating in space, but I’ll still put you in the ground
Like your parents and your win, 404 NOT FOUND

Samus:
I’m a galactic hero, you’re a sporadic Zero, you keep on fightin’ Dr. Wily, still got nothin’ to show
You’re actin’ like you don’t know, you’re 1v1in’ ‘gainst this gunner, bounty hunter like no other, Robot Master of flow

Shortcircuit you in water like I took you to Maridia
You? A good rapper? You don’t fit that Crateria
I’ll blast you with my gunship, zap you with my stun whip
While you got that “Mega Buster” shootin’ little lemons

You got a movie comin’ out in 2021 too? Guess this really is “the worst of 2020: Part 2”
Mega Man: The Movie; it’ll be critically acclaimed, sike! Mario Bros. and Pixels will be rolling in their graves

Mega Man vs Samus (feat. garbageGothic). Mini-Star Rap Battle Omega!

Tomura Shigaraki: Tony Rigatoni
Yoshikage Kira: RNG
Mixing: Zagranis
Writing: Jofinity and Special Inquisitor Rayyan https://soundcloud.com/rayyan-izz
Thumbnail: Special Inquisitor Rayyan

Lyrics:

Shigaraki: (0:21)

What do we have here? Another wannabe villain?
Who thinks chillin’ and killin’ in a small town means he is winnin’?
I’m pinnin’ you to the wall, as my fingers start to crawl
For all your personalities, I got disses; One for All… (laugh)

I get real, turn you to dust, assertive power? That’s a must
Got my League, you can’t hurt us with your creepy hand fetish lust
Bet my power makes you aroused, but I’m poundin’ you to the ground
More annoying than Roundabout, but I’m out, see you around

Strike out like a bowling pin, can’t match the dough I’m rolling in
Controlling from the shadows, what hit you? You’re not knowing it
Wallowing in the sorrow, you’ll never live to tomorrow
‘Cause after you Bite the Dust, no second chance for you will follow

Kira: (1:07)

It seems I’ve been found out; my name is Yoshikage Kira
If All For One does all the work for you, how could I ever fear ya?
Syria, you go boom, you’re stitched together, Nomu
You’ll know doom when I show you, only blow up when I explode you

Getting beaten; who’s your daddy? Suited pro, you’re not classy
Flashy when I’m attacking, can’t catch me when I’m blasting
I’m suited well, you hide your lack of class behind bars like your mentor
Snapped and turned people to dust, but I say Thanos did it better

Shigaraki: (1:48)

I’m the mastermind behind my ragtag team
With that disguise, you’re just a bad drag queen
At your last demise, you can’t out rap me
You got bested by a dramatic teen

Firing shots like a polaroid, killed your father; that, you can’t avoid
I can’t [STAND] your child nudity, MJ here just bathes with boys
Rohan wrote you in his Death Note when he sent you to Heaven’s Door
I’d call an ambulance for you, but it would just kill you once more

Kira: (2:09)

Given all your past traumas, you’ve got issues with your trust
Right hand to your master, but you let your left get crushed
More of a runt than Shigechi, I’m the one, don’t you get me?
On the run, you can’t best me, All for One couldn’t affect me

Wanna talk about nudity? Friend, that’s not how this works
With all your sexualized minors, I’m sure your author has his quirks
You’re a Stain on humanity, but still not a hero killer
My jars of nails and the long details couldn’t stack up to your filler

To assure my victory, I’d deploy Sheer Heart Attack
But it would end up backfiring, it’d go after my fire raps
No point in using Stray Cat, there’s already a hole in your heart
From when you finally lost your mind and tore your family apart

Yoshikage Kira vs Tomura Shigaraki(feat. Tony Rigatoni and RNG). Super Star Rap Battle!

CAST:
Cell: RaccoonBroVA https://twitter.com/Nabnett108
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCwju...
Mewtwo: KingMewtwo
(main channel)
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC6u5...
(rap battle channel)
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCdqd...
Thumbnail: Special Inquisitor Rayyan https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCvvF...
Mixing: Zagranis
Beat: 2deep
Writing: Jofinity

LYRICS:

Cell: (0:15)

An impudent rat tries to ride my fame
But I’m runnin’ the show better than the Cell Games
Pump out titles every year, yet it’s still the same
‘Cause Gamefreak here can longer sell games

I’m the best in the world, on a track I am perfect
Usin’ OP tactics like I was surfin’
Originality, all your fans are still searchin’
Future or present, but my time? You're not worth it

(Hahaha) ‘Cause I’m Cell tho
Got the best reception like cell phone
You’re Mew the sequel? Just a self-own
I’m better than the rest, you need help though

The circumstances of your birth are irrelevant
When you’re killing your own kind just for the hell of it
“Ultimate Being”? I despise you, Mewtwo
The title of “clone” really does suit you

Mewtwo: (0:47)

(Hmhmhmhm) What a fool
Must have Krillin’s DNA inside your gene pool
Outta my cave, you’re not a worthy foe
Wrap you in Red Ribbon, send your body to Gero

I’m inside your mind and you would die to find
Shy by my psi, divine light as mine
Try as you might, say bye tonight
As I end your life nigh the moonlight
Turn Ash to stone, now turn stoned to ash
As I smash this track, attack with psyblast
Write down this verse, since copy’s your go-to
Lookin’ like you stole your lines from your buddy Goku

Because I’m known to blow up in sales
While the only time you blew up, you failed
Skip the details, wrong timeline for you
‘Cause what I can do, you’re dyin’ to

Cell: (1:19)

Ha! You’re wimpier than I imagined
Act tough, but ain’t got the balls of a dragon
As it happens, Mew Mew Kissie Cutie,
Your wounds can’t be healed with a senzu bean

Mewtwo: (1:28)

Top tier in FighterZ, but can’t last that long
Like Team Rocket, send ya top blastin’ off
Again, meet your defeat, no steppin’ here to me
I’m the Pokemon, but just trained your ass on the beat

Mewtwo vs Cell (feat. RaccoonBroVA and KingMewtwo). Super Star Rap Battle!

Henry: Jofinity
Boyfriend: JustGamer https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCBc1tSW3UHmY2XweswaXIwA
Mixing: Special inquisitor Rayyan
Thumbnail: Special Inquisitor Rayyan https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCvvFhD8vewjIfLVcJs9xNsA

Lyrics:

Henry:
As I’m breakin’ in to this newfound bank
I see you got a limousine, I got a Newgrounds tank (wait)
Haven’t I seen a motif like this before us?
A bunch of little kids tryna sing in a chorus

Tried to impress your girlfriend, but she didn’t like the sound
You went UP, LEFT, RIGHT, but could never go down
You ain’t Fresh, you’re more a leech, ridin’ my fame like a saddle
I’m the father of Newgrounds so this is more a Dadbattle

BF:
Daddy Dearest, oh Daddy Dearest, Have you ever seen a protag as bland as he is?
When you’re stammerin’ and jammin’ in references, makes sense that your games’ are as boring as your lyrics
In rap, I'm known to be better than my foes
not even PuffBalls could soften these blows
I’m from a rhythm game, y’know I got a better flow
I’m a Friday night, you’re a Tuesday, bro

Henry:
Wow, and I thought I was a stick guy
But with you stickin’ to Parappa, couldn’t beat that if I tried
You ripped off DDR but still have trouble steppin’ up
Call me the lemon demon because now I’ve finished roastin’ ya

BF:
C’mon man, I thought that you’d have Flashier lines
But you’re used to messin’ up bars, been in prison most your life
Your games old as a M.I.L.F., you’re Mixin’ In Lame Flows
I just destroyed a Stickmin, that’s how completin’ a mission goes

Henry Stickmin vs Boyfriend (Friday Night Funkin') (feat. JustGamer). Mini-Star Rap Battle Omega!

Mixed by: Special Inquisitor Rayyan
Thumbnail by: Special Inquisitor Rayyan
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCvvFhD8vewjIfLVcJs9xNsA

Seems I’m on a discount cypher, but here I’m not your pal
‘Cause all I see a bunch of noobs like a Battle Royale
So mad I might yell, and leave some impostors popped, suggest ya stop
Eric inaudible, blew up like Whitty, still can’t pop off

Psytube make you whine when I rhyme, you should try it
Turned FRB to Ferb, the way I left a Brit silent
Rayyan gets what I’m sayin’, I’m sprayin’, you best start prayin’
Oliver? More like Olive Garden, getting served on a plate

Dunno half of your names, still takin’ em, piece of cake
Serena ay, see this a trash mix, hope she’s ok
Leo hey, please don’t say your name’s more abhorrent
Way I see it, you’re only “Midget” ‘cause you’re comin’ up short

Make this our fight marker, this where the mic drops, or
It would be if there weren’t so many of you hype droppers
Rabi’s got rabies the way he’s goin’ insane
Spidey Fam you alright man? What ya sayin’ isn’t stayin’

Jade, be more e-Xhack-t which of these fools I should whack
‘Cause I got the comebacks, yell at you like you’re TRAKKED
And Mason, I really thought nobody could get any lamer
But lo and behold… Nevermind, it’s just Gamer

Feel like Mario, I’m a Super Star unloading
While Shimario’s a loser, he should start uploading
Wait… is that the one and only Flooshy in this Arena?
Uhm… I gotta go guys, bye now. Cya!

Jofinity FRB Royale Fanmade Verse

Tomura Shigaraki: Tony Rigatoni
Yoshikage Kira: RNG
Mixing: Zagranis
Writing: Jofinity and Special Inquisitor Rayyan @rayyan-izz
Thumbnail: Special Inquisitor Rayyan

Lyrics:

Shigaraki: (0:21)

What do we have here? Another wannabe villain?
Who thinks chillin’ and killin’ in a small town means he is winnin’?
I’m pinnin’ you to the wall, as my fingers start to crawl
For all your personalities, I got disses; One for All… (laugh)

I get real, turn you to dust, assertive power? That’s a must
Got my League, you can’t hurt us with your creepy hand fetish lust
Bet my power makes you aroused, but I’m poundin’ you to the ground
More annoying than Roundabout, but I’m out, see you around

Strike out like a bowling pin, can’t match the dough I’m rolling in
Controlling from the shadows, what hit you? You’re not knowing it
Wallowing in the sorrow, you’ll never live to tomorrow
‘Cause after you Bite the Dust, no second chance for you will follow

Kira: (1:07)

It seems I’ve been found out; my name is Yoshikage Kira
If All For One does all the work for you, how could I ever fear ya?
Syria, you go boom, you’re stitched together, Nomu
You’ll know doom when I show you, only blow up when I explode you

Getting beaten; who’s your daddy? Suited pro, you’re not classy
Flashy when I’m attacking, can’t catch me when I’m blasting
I’m suited well, you hide your lack of class behind bars like your mentor
Snapped and turned people to dust, but I say Thanos did it better

Shigaraki: (1:48)

I’m the mastermind behind my ragtag team
With that disguise, you’re just a bad drag queen
At your last demise, you can’t out rap me
You got bested by a dramatic teen

Firing shots like a polaroid, killed your father; that, you can’t avoid
I can’t [STAND] your child nudity, MJ here just bathes with boys
Rohan wrote you in his Death Note when he sent you to Heaven’s Door
I’d call an ambulance for you, but it would just kill you once more

Kira: (2:09)

Given all your past traumas, you’ve got issues with your trust
Right hand to your master, but you let your left get crushed
More of a runt than Shigechi, I’m the one, don’t you get me?
On the run, you can’t best me, All for One couldn’t affect me

Wanna talk about nudity? Friend, that’s not how this works
With all your sexualized minors, I’m sure your author has his quirks
You’re a Stain on humanity, but still not a hero killer
My jars of nails and the long details couldn’t stack up to your filler

To assure my victory, I’d deploy Sheer Heart Attack
But it would end up backfiring, it’d go after my fire raps
No point in using Stray Cat, there’s already a hole in your heart
From when you finally lost your mind and tore your family apart

(REMIX)Yoshikage Kira vs Tomura Shigaraki(feat. Tony Rigatoni and RNG). Super Star Rap Battle!

Goku: AdamDRB https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCBc1tSW3UHmY2XweswaXIwA
Deku: RaccoonBroVA https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCwjuwTup_Bgt6MtRg410UzQ
Mixed and Thumbnail by: Special Inquisitor Rayyan https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCvvFhD8vewjIfLVcJs9xNsA

Lyrics:

Goku:

Hey, it’s me Goku! Here to put down this scrub
Whose rapping’s more annoying than his voice in the dub
Won’t need to go God, base form will be enough
When this kid breaks all his bones just trying to look tough

Like when you go all out, these wraps, you can’t bare
Spitting hot like a son, call it a solar flare
Used to be quirkless a loser, you could never compare
‘Til All-Might came and said, “Here, swallow some hair”

Deku:

Sorry sir, I don’t mean to interrupt while you train,
Just thought you should, y’know, raise your son for a change
Or if that’s too much to ask, maybe stop blowing up planets
Erasing your quirkiness, even Aizawa couldn’t manage

Stop monkeyin’ around, riskin’ so many people
I’ve seen some nasty villains, you’re by far the most evil
You had no chance in this battle, guess I shouldn’t be surprised,
Since you lose most your fights, and half the time you just die

Goku:

Don’t know why we’re battlin’, I’m the dad of Shonen Jump
But I guess you wouldn’t know about dads now would ya?
Nighteye interest you in a KAMEHAMEHA?
Blast a hole in your chest, the future where you belong

Deku:

Talkin’ ‘bout dads? Well, you’re not clean yourself
Father of the year: sicing little Gohan on Cell
Leave a Super Saiyan Blue with One For All in this brawl
Wasn’t hard to beat you, dead half your series after all

Goku Vs Deku. Mini-Star Rap Battle Omega!

Jofinity as Perry the Platypus
Special Inquisitor Rayyan as Ferb (cameo)
Mxied by Special Inuisitor Rayyan https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCvvFhD8vewjIfLVcJs9xNsA
Thumbnail by Jofinity

We are finally back with another original rap. Took me a few months, but here it is, hope you enjoy this rap about secret agent Perry the Platypus "Agent P"

Lyrics:

Agent P!
Teal platypus! Doesn’t have to make sense
Agent P!
Despite being mammal they still lay eggs
Agent P!
Fight undercover, always best of the best
Agent P!
Only makes one sound but his fists tell the rest

“Hey where’s Perry?” Oh I’m not sure
Maybe down a secret passage under your floor
I fight for the law, got flippers, no paws
See me on the channel, no flippin’ no pause

Jump right into the action, prime, no toppin’
Drip that I’m packin’, more than semi aquatic
Fight? I am on it, Doof I am stoppin’
Build an Inator to keep me from rockin’

Hat on my noggin and I use it as disguise
Still never spottin’, best non talkin’ spy
Serve you on a plate like it was a platter pie
For pharmacists, I got pain prescribed

Still save his life, ‘cause it’s in my code
See me pass by, other agents like “woah”
Still same cycle: still lame fight, go
That ain’t right, no, maybe fight evil

And you might evolve, maybe stay at O.W.C.A
‘Cause if not, make ya say “ow”, ‘cause
I’m a platypus who’s rappin’ and I got it on lock
Act in a contraption, still make it on the clock

All you do backwards, like the Second Dimension
Never die; cyborg, did I forget to mention
Always look fly every second I’m spendin’
If I do nothin’, explain these bars I’m inventin’

Agent P!
Teal platypus! Doesn’t have to make sense
Agent P!
Despite being mammal they still lay eggs
Agent P!
Fight undercover, always best of the best
Agent P!
Only makes one sound but his fists tell the rest

Agent P!
Teal platypus! Doesn’t have to make sense
Agent P!
Despite being mammal they still lay eggs
Agent P!
Fight undercover, always best of the best
Agent P!
Only makes one sound but his fists tell the rest

Perry the Platypus Rap "Agent P" by Jofinity

CAST:
Iggy Koopa: Freshy Kanal https://www.youtube.com/c/FreshyKanal
Iggy: Commander Jacob https://www.youtube.com/c/CommanderJacob
Iggy Koopa art: KCToons https://www.youtube.com/c/KyleCelezte1350
Mixed by: Freshy Kanal
Editing: Jofinity
Writing: Jofinity
Thumbnail by: Ethan
Beat by: Hollywood Legends

Iggy vs Iggy (feat. Freshy Kanal and Commander Jacob). Super Star Rap Battle!

There are some lines you just shouldn't cross.

Beat by Anywaywell | Mixed by me

Lyrics:

Yo Psytube it’s time to say bye to your life soon
I’ll write you a tight groove, got five for your wife too
I done lost my mind (ooh), dealing with your shite (poo)
I’ll roast this ugly duckling til he can no longer rhyme, dude!

With a pen and gasoline I can make some dope fire
You’ve drained the life out me, guess I am your ghostwriter
Let me raise my voice to show you that I’m mad pressed
Today I find your name, and tomorrow it’s your address

(Yeah!) That should show that I’m a mean dude
I’ve had it rough, no Google Maps, I got that Street View
All your battles are shit ‘cause they never release
I am mad, I am pissed ‘cause you won’t credit me

“But I’ll look pathetic if I credit your ass!”
You give yourself too much credit, they already think that
You’re a loser and an outcast and a wannabe
Don’t worry about Walk, on a track, I will run a beat!

Yo Psytube it’s time to say bye to your life soon
Not right to deny dude his rights, so I might sue
I tried to be nice, dealing with this guy
Forget a roast, I just left this ugly duckling fried!

"Ugly Duckling" - Psytube Diss Track

Super Star Rap Battles makes its triumphant return with its latest installment: the shceming, cheating, garlic-eating biker, Wario, versus comedy YouTuber, game reviewer & producer, videogamedunkey. No connection for this one, just two characters I wanted to use. Hope you enjoy!

IMPORTANT: This is an early audio. I plan to take feedback from this audio and apply it to the eventual video for this battle to make it the best it can be. That being said, please take a few minutes to fill out this quick survey for the battle, I will greatly appreciate it. https://forms.gle/fRDf4g5i2N9KA2rn8

Jofinity as Dunkey
RaccoonBroVA as Wario
Mixed by Special Inquisitor Rayyan
Art by Grasman
Thumbnail by Rabi
Written by Jofinity
Beat Found by YLFEthan
Produced by Adamack
Special Thanks to Shimario, ItsNugget, AlchemyKing, Thisizaraisu, Snakebite126, Trakked, Flunken, Rayyan, and Freshy Kanal

Lyrics: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1SiOD0PVlAfKnVFITtTnwCnxkAVl7mBqRXea6LTnFdlY/edit?usp=sharing
(sorry, lyrics were too long to fit)

Wario vs videogamedunkey. Super Star Rap Battle!

This needs to stop. NOW. Don't make me say it again.

Lyrics:

I’ve been seein’ lots of kiddy bitches bickerin’
Every one of you’s a fuckin’ hypocrite, I’m sick of it
Y’all need an adult who flows wise, I won’t lie
So caught up in the drama that you forgot to see both sides

Like, Benjamin, I don’t even care that you dissed me
I’m not blue cuz offendin’ other colors is ya history
I wanna hear your side, so forgive me for askin’ 
How are you a Asian and forgot ethnic castin’?

If it’s really comin’ to this, I guess I’ll throw Nugget a diss
You’re both trolls, but only one of you lives under a bridge
This shit is just the Civil War again with lame kids
One side might have slaves but BOTH sides are racist

If you see this as black and white, you’re foolin’ yourself
This fatass’s name is Nugget, yeah, he’s full of himself
Now this is me quoting Benjamin, cuz I know he’ll say
“FUCK Hatsune Miku! Your voice gives me vocal-AIDS!”

But he should chill, Nugget’s hardly a rival
He dropped out of CoC with one LOOK at Untitled
So Benjamin, just go home, I don’t wanna see another stray
I owned you sons of bitches! AND JUST IN TIME FOR MOTHER’S DAY!

I don’t wanna see a single fucking diss track after this one

Both sides are bad, okay guys? Can we drop it?

I’ve been seein’ lots of kiddy bitches hop on trends
All of y’all are fuckin hypocrites, cuz we all are friends
Now you see the error of your ways and that Jo’s right
Maybe for your next petty feud, look at both sides

Jofinity

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