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The Tyrant needs a song to make the peasants cower in fear. Here is that song that will play as he conquers the world.

Lyrics (Incomplete)

Ohh that Zerg so handsome and
Take a look at all the units he be handling
And he makes it look easy, that muta switch
That JvZ’s some meta shit
Uh, I always dance when he picks off drops
And I boo when he’s losing a set in HotS
He’s just zergin’ and quite the bouse
Cuz he was livin la vida Roacha

Top control up with HuK. HuK, Huk.
6 Pool up. Up, up.
JD what the fuck? Fuck, fuck.
Some early lings for the win
Top control up with HuK. HuK, Huk.
6 Pool up. Up, up.
All game long…Just release that Dong

Love it when your creep grows (Ba-da, ba-da)
JD Make your Mutas go (Ba-da, ba-da)
Always puttin’ on a show (Ba-da, ba-da)
Jaedong, da-Dong Dong Dong
Love it when your creep grows (Ba-da, ba-da)
JD Make your Mutas go (Ba-da, ba-da)
Always puttin’ on a show (Ba-da, ba-da)
Jaedong, da-Dong Dong Dong

Ohh that Zerg so handsome and
Take a look at all the units he be handling
And he makes it look easy, that muta switch
That JvZ’s some meta shit
Uh, I always dance when he picks off drops
And I boo when he’s losing a set in HotS
He’s just zergin’ and quite the bouse
Cuz he was livin la vida Roacha

Just be careful of PucK. PucK, PucK
Don't get stuck. Stuck, stuck.
Raise your Dongers up. Up, up.
I think I'll sing it again
Just be careful of PucK. PucK, PucK
Don't get stuck. Stuck, stuck.
All game long

Go release that Dong

Love it when your creep grows (Ba-da, ba-da)
JD Make your Mutas go (Ba-da, ba-da)
Always puttin’ on a show (Ba-da, ba-da)
Jaedong, da-Dong Dong Dong
Love it when your creep grows (Ba-da, ba-da)
JD Make your Mutas go (Ba-da, ba-da)
Always puttin’ on a show (Ba-da, ba-da)
Jaedong, da-Dong Dong Dong

The Dong Song

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SC2 Parody of Rise Against - Prayer of the Refugee
Guitar AND Bass cover by Sephmefo

Lyrics

Park yourself by these minerals
And the income will flood through
I'll tell a story about Brood War
When we mined out with no MULES
Before we lifted off and landed here
there was more than just us
We had a base that we could call home
Almost safe from any bust

Don't load me up, now
I can save this whole, town
I know we're low health, now
It will not burn down, down, down
Don't load me up, now
I can save this whole, town
I know we're low health, now
It will not burn down, down, down
Dooown

A 50 mineral investment
that can bring back more in gold
We are the ones who kept trying
when they said we could not hold
But we've been putting up these buildings
while harassed by Probes and Drones
And we've been scouting out this map
with fear of never coming home

Chorus
Don't load me up, now
I can save this whole, town
I know we're low health, now
It will not burn down, down, down
Don't load me up, now
I can save this whole, town
I know we're low health, now
It will not burn down, down, dooown

They've broken our lines
We can't keep them at bay
Blown up depots;
The Barracks are floating away
These fires are stronger
We just cannot stay
At least all is not lost
A reactor is saved!
Let's GTFO

Please load me up, now
I can't save this whole, town
Health is way too low, now
It just may burn down, down, down
Please load me up, now
I can't save this whole, town
Health is way too low, now
It just may burn down, down, down

Please load me up
(Health way too low, can't save this town)
Please load me up
(Health way too low now)
Now! Now! Now!
Please load me up
(Health way too low, can't save this town)
Please load me up
(Health way too low now)
It just burned down, down, down, down, DOWN!

Prayer Of The SCV (Prayer of the Refugee SC2 Parody)

Starcraft 2 Remix of DJ Khaled's 'All I Do Is Win'

Download Link: http://www.mediafire.com/?0r9o68st019x30t

Temp0 - All I Do Is Stim ft. MuSiQ

Starcraft Parody of K'naan's 'Wavin Flag'. 
Download Link: http://www.mediafire.com/?62yzou1nv2v3abb

Temp0 - When I'm Grandmaster

Starcraft Parody of 'Prince of Bel'air' theme song. 

Temp0 - Next Prince of the Lair

The official aspiring Pro Gamers' anthem!

Download: http://www.mediafire.com/?9r2ul22yattrdt7

Temp0 - Wanna Be A Pro (Progamer's Anthem)

Starcraft Parody of Lupe Fiasco's "Kick Push"

Download: http://www.megaupload.com/?d=UOURIW43

Temp0 - A, Move

Thank You Day[9]!

Download: http://www.megaupload.com/?d=IM3FK2KH

Temp0 - Thank God For Day[9]

Starcraft Parody of Eminem's "Stan". Dedicated to Dan 'Artosis' Stemkoski, Greg 'IdrA' Fields, and Nick 'Tasteless' Plott

Download: http://www.megaupload.com/?d=OZSBYQVB

Temp0 - Dan (ft. Smix and Suspense)

Original song about 3 stories of a few overambitious units.

http://www.megaupload.com/?d=R3N373L0

Temp0 - Swallowed By Ambition

First draft of SC2 Remix of 'Flobots - Handlebars '. This is a work in progress, and the final version will be released with the video on my Youtube channel :). www.youtube.com/user/tempostarcraft

Here is the thread that inspired it all to happen. http://www.reddit.com/r/starcraft/comments/jdfcu/how2_improve_your_stutterstep_with_a_metronome/c2b7a4c 

Download Link: http://www.mediafire.com/?6bbioawqjln1edi

Huge thanks to AndyOniyate for approaching me with the idea and contributing lyrics, ZeMoose andMisterSkibbles for providing lyrics and a few others from the original reddit thread for making it all possible :) ALSO to Situationalbest for starting the subthread with "I can stutterstep with no metronome...." 

Temp0 - APM (Handlebars SC2 Remix)

New Original SC Song :)

DL Link 
http://www.mediafire.com/?cxanuvfe1e7r9uv

Temp0 - Just A Wish

Temp0 - Without Mules

A Parody of Jay Z and Kanye West's popular "N****s in Paris". It's a mostly fictional story about Liquid Ret and EG HuK with a lot of fun inside.


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Lyrics
Chorus
Drone so hard suckas tryin to out mine me

So I drone so hard HuK's tryin to outmine me
But he will never outmine me
What's a 2 base push to Zerg like me, can you please remind me?
Drone so hard get mad bases
Creep spread is that contagious
Bet I'll drone over 82
and you'll wish Protoss still had stasis

Drone so hard In full gear
You're supposed to GG here
Drone so hard, you're still here?
Guess it's time for me to get Lair
Right bro, I might go and outmicro. Make a bet!
Grackson, Bryceson, You're done. They're next! 

Drone so hard, and I won't stop
4 Queens that don't miss shots
Larvae spawning like all the time
Can't wait for when all those things pop
Drone so hard got drops too
And the ladder's all locked up too
If you could make, what I could make
You'd have a scary Muta flock up too

Drone so Hard, saturated
I'm already on six base
Spore crawlers, more crawlers
Here's a taste of my sick plays
Drone so hard, Chris, behave
Just might let you see Hay
Hive down
We know
You're losin the set 
Leave game.




Chorus
Drone so hard Huk is tryin to outmine me
That shit Kroonx3

Drone so hard Huk is tryin to outmine me
That shit Kroonx3

He said "Ret, can we just end this in a draaaaw?"
I said "HuK, you gotta call Papa Raaa"
His special tactics, they will make you drop your jaaaww
Just to answer what you askin...NAH

Drone so hard; that shit Kroon, aint it, Hay?
Drone so hard; what build order?? 18 gate?
Drone so hard; macro's so prooo it's insane
Act like you'll ever see another mother ship like this again

Easy Neural, that's my plan. 
That's your ship under my command
Take your probe and I expand,
hah, I'm so BM
Those Templar aint stormin right, you sure they workin?
If I was you, I woulda 
MARRIED THEM ON WARP-IN

What's beacon my phoenix?
What's Evil my Genius?
What's cloak, my seer? 
Was that all-kill for real?
Casters say we the greatest, even Terran are haters
Got my Banelings all burrowed, and they're goin' al-Queda HA?

Chorus
Drone so hard HuK is tryin to outmine me
Drone so hard HuK is tryin to outmine me

You are now watchin me own
Don't let me get 80 drones x3

These other teams are just lyin
Actin like the best one ain't mine
Got that Hot 6ix in my palm
You know how many Hot 6ixes I'm on??

Don't let me get 80 drones x4

Team Liquid's in the building
Our builds they tryna steal them
EG, yeah Sheth all-killed it
GG Yo, that's the spirit

You are now watchin me own
Don't let me get 80 drones x2
I definitely overdroned

Temp0- Drone So Hard

Near final mix of new song. Gonna finish video when home from MLG in few days :D.

Temp0 - So Mad You Raged

Got bored at work, and then suddenly got excited for MLG Dallas and all of the Dr. Pepper I'm going to drink, so I made this :D.

Temp0 - Dr Pepper(Black and Yellow MLG Remix)

My entry for the Team Liquid HotS childhood song parody contest! Huge credit to MrMatt for the WhiteRa picture http://i.imgur.com/vuOVpiJ.jpg 

Lyrics:
I always saw Skytoss' potential....
But would die after taking a third
I can now make expand and defense it
With HotS,  now I'm crushing the Zerg

I know that the carrier's build time
Is as slow as a queen off of creep
But patience, my friend SOON we WILL shine
This army I'll make is not cheap
It's clear from their lame composition
These Zerg are still stuck in the past
Yes I'm talking Broodlord/Infestor...
Even THAT is severely outclassed!

So prepare for the Oracles' timing
I'm prepared for the RAGE when you LOSE
The Phoenix harassing and Void Rays amassing
Probe: "And when do we fight, Pa?"
Just listen to WhiteRa
I know it sounds crazy
But soon you will praise me
When at last I have finished 2-2
So the Queen of the Blades should be SCARED!
3 - 3 AIR!!!

Be prepared... Yeah we will be prepared, yeah! For what? 
For the heart of the swarm 
Why? We switching to zerg? 
No you fool We gonna to kill them and terran too 
Yeah! Who needs the swarm?! No swarm, no swarm! Lalalalalala...
 IDIOTS! There will be a swarm 
But you said...
 WE shall be the swarm! Stick with me and you'll never get 6 pooled again!

(Cheering) ALL RIGHT! Long live the swarm! 

This army will soon be perfected
Our upgrades willcome from the Core
Of course, once they're done it's expected...
I learn how to research 4-4
They're trying to counter with Vipers...
I'll mix in some feedback and storms
When carriers launch interceptors
WE'LL SHOW THE TRUE HEART OF THE SWARM!

So prepare for the reign of the Tempest!
I'm prepared for the nerfs. Yes I am!
I'm not even joking (It's no joke)
My mamaship's cloaking (Cloak when I cloak)
The beams are aligning (Just GG)
I laugh as you're whining (We OP)
For years it's been hopeless
from losing to roaches
But now my Nexus goes PEW PEW!
We shall crush 'til not one drone is spared!
3 - 3 AIR!!!
Yes, we'll crush 'til not one drone is spared!
3 - 3 AIR!!!

Temp0 - 3-3 Air (Lion King - "Be Prepared" SC2 Parody)

4/16/13 UPDATE: Thank you all so much for checking the song out and leaving comments! HUGE thanks to those that have purchased the track as well! This was the first song I sold and I've already received so much support. THANK YOU!

Song about the best player to ever touch the ladder!

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Produced by: @ImScottStyles

Lyrics

Chorus
IMoGsPrime, the ultimate opponent
The final boss of multiplayer at the current moment
GM in every region, Unlocked every achievement
If you think you can defeat him then come out and try to beat him

Verse 1
IMoGsPrime, who else have you expected
I'm strong as 2 korean teams and one that's resurrected
My micro is impressive, my macro is perfected
I'm only bad at one thing, but we'll keep that off the record
My uncle had a Baby Toss whose name I think was Jana
My Papa was a Roach, a Stalker is my Mama
Brother is a stimmed Marauder, Cousin had a Ling for Daughter
Pick any map you wanna, I'm the best in my Ohana

I've attacked the Heart of the Swarm, and I plucked the Wings of Liberty
In the Void I'll leave my Legacy 'till Battle.net has forbidden me
My ability is an Incredible Miracle, look at the skills it's given me
You can't do diddly! It's inevitable that you fall to the trinity
Watch as I play 2 Starcraft 2 games at the same time
You think that I'm lyin? then you'll be the one cryin
I'm playing with my feet! That's how much I ain't tryin
I will crush you like a black Widow, I know you hate Mines

Chorus x2
IMoGsPrime, the ultimate opponent
The final boss of multiplayer at the current moment
GM in every region, Unlocked every achievement
If you think you can defeat him then come out and try to beat him

Verse 2
IMoGsPrime, AKA the ladder kingpin
when I play as Zerg, I use that silly ling skin
You hate the fact I'm here like Browder's rocks in this environment
I will bring Destiny back to SC2 and Nada outta retirement
That is the power I possess, I'm imbalanced I confess
I play every race and every single matchup is my best
I know just how to react and perfectly time attacks
All I Do Is Stim as Terran, yes it's Rax on Rax on Rax

I've held off every cheese from Provolone to Mozzarella
Adebisi tells a story from my game, the plot's developed
My builds are fresh, you'd think they came right out of the box, Vanilla
If you can't learn from my first person view, then talk to Cella
See I'm intelligent with the benevolence of Sheth, yes I'm a gentleman
And a veteran. And I'm cute like Elly the Elephant
So once I enter my element it'll be evident that I will never decline
I will resign never, my legacy lives forever and never will die

Chrous
IMoGsPrime, the ultimate opponent
The final boss of multiplayer at the current moment
GM in every region, Unlocked every achievement
If you think you can defeat him then come out and try to beat him

IMoGsPrime, the ultimate opponent
The final boss of multiplayer at the current moment
GM in every region, you'd be like holy moly
I swear I had a 3rd verse Catz..Guacamole

Temp0 - IMoGsPrime

*Fixed some things in the beat, and re-recorded the song*

Download at http://teamtemp0.bandcamp.com/track/i...

An original laidback SC2 song for my people that hit that ladder hard and made it into Diamond league. It is also for people with dreams of hitting Diamond and beyond.
Produced by Vic Jones Beats

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Lyrics:

I am but a Diamond
Fighting through this league
Proud to be in Ddiamond
Master's I can see

Farewell to the "Eagle League"
What a trip and I'm not even the least fatigued
A milestone, but this where it all begins
Whether you Blink, Stim, Or Ling Bling to win
It's all good, your builds are gettin so clever
We're here now, and it's truly exciting, however
Even though I am girl's best friend
I really hope this Diamond isn't forever
So I practice hard to get better
to hit the league that begins with the seventh of letters
Coincidentally, Infinity 7's my team
Prepare mentally and then I'm a ladder machine
That's a shoutout to Bryce Bates
Cool dude amd he always keeps a bright face
Keep at it my friends and your time will come
Cuz when you're Diamond, you learn how to shine like one
[Temp0 Quote]
Chrous
I am but a Diamond
Fighting through this league
I am but a diamond
Master's I can see
Chorus
I am but a Diamond
Fighting through this league
I am but a diamond
Master's I can see
Verse 2
"Placed into Bronze, it was so wrong"
and it's been so long, my fears have withdrawn
and since I stayed calm in this journey I'm on
More games I won
Funny how it all works out isn't it?
How losing is part of this winning shit
And the win feels good when it's not just luck
More GG more skill. Uncle Ra, what's up
Man I swear I'm just warming up
Played many and I still ain't warm enough
That's the point that I wanna get a cross
I'm coming off a loss, but I'm feeling like a BOUSE
Shoutout to the Fellowship
it'll never sink, and me I'll never quit
Keep it at my friends and the time will come
You're a Diamond, it's time that you shine like one
[WhiteRa Quote --- will type it out a bit later :) ]
Chorus
I am but a Diamond
Fighting through this league
Proud to be in Diamond
Master's I can see


Temp0 - I Am But A Diamond

Video!! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DGDR--N52W8

Heavily inspired by Epic Rap Battles of History! I have decided to bring the rap battles to the Starcraft universe! Let me know what you think, if you like it, and who should battle next!!!


Lyrics
I'm the Marine. I've been here since the first fight 
You just came for the expansion, you're the worst type 
You wanna piece of me boy? I hold the top position 
Trying to take my spot as the most cost efficient? 
HA! You're a Hellion...HotS Edition. Lost like a Scantipede 
I was at the pinnacle of Bool GomTvT 
And where where you? I bet you weren't even concept art 
I liked you better as your Brood War counterpart! 

Whatever "Sarge" but it's you who should salute 
Cuz I got 10 kills, and you're barely a Recruit! 
Watch your mouth buddy, if not only for your ego's sake 
or you're the next thing I put into my easy bake! 
If this is 5 rounds then I know you lost this 
cuz after 4 stims, you get so exhausted 
You're just a butthurt soldier that's in denial 
getting riled up cuz Dan likes Mech more than Bio! 
You're a liar! 
No I'm not, and that's Meta. Better get a clue! 
Not only do I shoot fire, I spit it too! 
Look at you! You're a general to who? 
How does it feel that I am twice the minerals of you? 
Then it's David and Goliath, you're like 4 times my size 
On a flying heal bus, only 2 of you will fit inside 
That's a Hella-tight ride! Shoot I bet in fact 
Yo Momma's so fat she fully occupies a Medivac 

My momma's not fat...she's bigger-boned 
Keep on talking and I'll roast you like a ling or drone 
I'm a fire-breathing menace, oh you didn't know? 
All that stimpacking must have impacted that little dome! 

You keep on bringing up my stimming, care to try at all? 
Oh wait.. you can't. What a waste of supply you are 
And those oversized Bic lighters may be good 
for BBQ, but that doesn't make you a sick fighter 

Actually, after this I bet that the reactors on your barracks will be swapped and then be slapped onto my factories 
You're not a match for me. This battle rapping game's mine 
You ever been repaired and healed at the same time? 

Only broken things need fixing...honestly 
Don't make me "de-feet" you by dismantling your "arm"ories 
And all those drops you love doing, I inspired that 
Sure you just got hired, but I think it's time to fire bat

Temp0

Johan Ranstad