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Flesh Drumming

Guys! C'mon! I have to sleep.... Guys! .... at least stop using my name.

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Pickle Barrel

Fuck The Immigrants

Drunk Guy Lunges

A re-imagining of our favourite Taco song from The League! Cover or Parody, You decide! (Or John Lajoie's lawyers will)

Lyrics:

Verse 1:
Pete's little tiny erect dick,
no one knew what to do with it,
Meegan left cause she couldn't find it,

Pre Chorus 1:
Couldn't find it, She couldn't find it,

Verse 2:
Pete's little tiny erect dick,
its a quarter tall and a penny thick,
looks a lot like a pink Q-tip,

Pre Chorus 2:
Pink Q - tip, Pink Q-tip,

Chorus 1:
Pete's Little Tiny Erect Dick x2

Verse 3:
Pete's little tiny erect dick,
Ellie's teacher was a little too strict,
Hopped right on and she snapped his dick,

Pre Chorus 3: 
Snapped his dick, Snapped his dick,

Verse 4:
Pete's little tiny erect dick
went inside of Gibiatti's fish
made him cry cause she couldn't stand it

Pre Chorus 4:
Couldn't stand it, She couldn't stand it,

Bridge:
Ellie knows you're not the submissive
Pete on top Kevin bottom

[Repeat Verse 1+Pre Chorus 1]

Chorus 2:
Pete's Little Tiny Erect Dick x2
Can't satisfy anyone with it

Pete's Little Tiny Erect Dick

Written with the help of the illustrious Robert G. Ongaro.

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