It's the haunting backdrop/soundscape from an evil Wizard's castle of death and torture. This song was on Private for a while but since it's Fall now and I feel it's a great song to get you in the Halloween mood...or to play loudly while snot nosed trick or treaters are walking up to your lair. 

Wizard's Death Castle

It's part 2...or actually, an updated version of an old song I called Revenge of the Ballin. Since this ended up having much of the same, "I'm slick as lube and you're a dip shit" type of lyrics. ANd about crappy things/karma happening to people. 

|||---£€V€NG€ 0F TH€ B4LL1N' 2---||| ( ¥€$ #2 )

Its got my cat Smokey killing a guy, Animal revolt at a Ringling Bros. Circus. Wild animals are not for yippy clap your hand time and eat popcorn while watching bullshit like the picture you see above. Trained a lion to ride a horse huh? Da fuck!? Preserve nature. Don't pervert nature.

TH£€€ £iNGWO£M Ci£CU$

same as the initial version...but better.....duh

I, E¥E, iii ~ REVAmped & REIMAgined

Chi-Mo...aka Child Molesters....this song is about beating up chi-mos. 

€hi-Mo-Kill@

It's all about how rad Seattle is...lyrics also delve into a few drawbacks to Seattle life,( like the abundance of passive aggressive folks,) but all in all it's about how awesome of a city it is, as well as about how awesome and my brother and I are. We Norwegians, with that fresh ass viking steez. Thanks for listening! Maybe your steez be glistening soon too 

206 | S€ATtL€ | BooT¥ WhAp | NoR$€ $WaG | 206

The break beat type parts represent the religious leaders attempting to censor my shit. The name, lyrics and image speak for themselves. I'm just expressing a few of the very many things i find silly about organized religion. I mean, in some countries....I'd be killed for making a song like this....that very true and very sad fact is mind boggling to me. 

OMG, Blasphemy....LOL

It's a jazzy-fusion hip hop, trip - blend to mend your mind with mine, so you can take some time to unwind while the odd hymes of mine blow your mind

$0M€THiNG Fi$H¥

It's basically a song about selling out. S'ing Satan's C**k for 15 minutes of fame. And about my own craziness. Also, Dr. Marquez is a psychiatrist not a therapist. And I've never actually met him...but word is he's a pretty awesome doctor. Also, Kanye loves fishsticks

JBL STR8 FRM H€LL - 'M€DIA DR0N€'

It's about people biting off more than they can chew. People trying to be "hard" or tough, getting in over there heads, trying illegal activities without studying their playing field. Being naive and blissfully unaware that you're a damn fool and about to be taken out by the real McCoys 

R€AL D€N$€ & ALL BARK

It's about something, everything and nothing, a thing to sing to a track to crap your pants to while you rap a verse of two. Onomatopoeia, wouldn't wanna be ya. 

ONOMATOPO€IA (feat. Cleopatra-Cumin'-Acha)

It's a lot of silliness, gloating, boasting and roasting. 

SMD¥F TWiTCH€$

A song about pounding scoundrels. Fun to create. Odd switch ups and beats changes.

SCOUNDREL

It's a skitzo spazzersizing. And I don't feel like writing anything else. Just listen to it you little shit

$pazzersizing $kitzo, $tupid $hit

It's a song about my Shitudio....the bathroom where I make all my rapping magic happening. Slick Mack be MoleTitAssKing it! 

L€GIT MOL€TITASSKING IT

I sweet couple making sweet rhymes together. 
Multiple people have asked about the Borat bits, it is not from the movie, it is me doing my Borat impression. Pretty close to sounding like the man himself aye!? High five!

H€Y TOOT$, NIC€ GAM$! (feat. CL€OPAT£A CUMIN' ACHA)

I like the slow build up of various components of the song cut up, and then at 2:50-4:20 it just unleashes it's gases. I like that section as the bass is on cue w/ the words. Thanks for listening you vapid fucking screech owl. Also, the first 4 or so seconds is supposed to be the sounds of a bird on a window pane and walking around, pecking and trying to come it and be all up in your biz

VAPID F*%#ing $CR€€CH OWL

B€WA£€ TH€ $€M€N D€MON$ (Featuring CL€OPAT£A CUMIN' ACHA)

THis is a silly messing of silly Norwegian lyrics, made funky fresh from a meshing of layered drums and out-there beats. 

NO£W€GIAN NUTCA$€ INT€RLUD€

I'm a fucking dummy, the machines took all my money

TH€ M@CHIN€$ TOOK @LL M¥ MON€¥ (Imma Fukn' Dumi)

About annoying pests......and your grandpa willy

DRUG ADDL€D P€$T &  (MULTiPL€ $TA$H€$, MU$TA$H€$)

CA$T A $P€LL TO MAK€ $TUPID D€€P TH£OAT TH€ OC€AN

TRUNK$ UP TO MY FLAG£ANT FUNK PA£T 2, P€W P€W

THI$ $WI$$ MI$$ BLI$$ (KI$$ n’ PI$$)

POKING DA P€DO PR€ACH€R’$ PRINC€$$ P€ACH PROP€R

GNAWDAB OG H€MSUMIKKE H€¥

GLO@TING IN TH€ R@IN

M£. WIZ@RD : KNUCKL€$ DRAGON, PANT$ $AIGON

I record vocals into my iphone-666, using the Garageband app, all songs are written and recorded by me, using my phone, in my tiny ass bathroom, (or sometimes in a warehouse) either or, it's most likely after i wake up. Once i am conscious, I drink the beast's energy drink and have a smoke. I then mix them slick JBL beats I made and zainy collected sounds i compiled in the previously aforementioned GarageBand App. Noise cancelling phones are best to listen to this shizzle with. Recommended that you also perhaps smoke marlin in two halfs. Or ask yourself why you're fishing marlin. Wanna know something? I think you're crazy. You're nuts! I already know I am crazy......but I'm now quite certain you're bat shit loony yourself! Anyway, toodles yo. I like turtles. But watevs...Like anyone is still reading this. Silly billy diddlin' my dilly. 
Born in Oslo, Norway and raised by Trolls. I currently live in Seattle, Washington. Troll clan still by my side man.

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